Bork

RankItemQuantity
#106"Remember the Trees" Shirt1
#4424-dimensional guitar1
#6269-ball1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#612Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#3371Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2264Boss Bat britches2
#934Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#65Brimstone Bludgeon1
#1504Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2409Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#3211Crown of the Goblin King3
#2268Drowsy Sword2
#470Elmley shades1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#522Goodfella contract31
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#1149Heimandatz's heart1
#1289Iron Beta of Industry2
#178KoL Con 13 T-shirt1
#1913Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet9
#1201M-2421
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#437Maxwell's Silver Hammer3
#915Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler2
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#34Ms. Accessory1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#873Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#612PADL Phone1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#471Sinful Desires1
#619Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#460Tuesday's ruby3
#852Wand of Nagamar3
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#68alarm accordion1
#91albatross necklace1
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#117antique accordion1
#731antique hand mirror1
#2064astronaut pants1
#124autocalliope1
#779baconstone10
#2859badass belt16
#952bag of Cheat-Os1
#753bag of lard1
#60barskin cloak2
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#257batskin belt2
#288beach glass necklace1
#685beer bomb10
#465beer bong2
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#382big boom1
#1006big red clown nose1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1206bit of clingfilm2
#124black cloak1
#197black gold1
#390black kettle drum1
#40blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#964bloody clown pants1
#428bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#1623bottle of goofballs14
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#275bow2
#4220box of sunshine12
#740bubbly potion4
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#351can of Ghuol-B-Gone™1
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#956can of spinach1
#4138candy cane2
#3832candy stake1
#235charming flute1
#319cheap toaster7
#329chintzy noodle ring2
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#672chopsticks2
#68clockwork crossbow1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#871cloudy potion2
#652clown shoes2
#185clown wig1
#159clownskin belt2
#312cold nuggets2
#229cold powder2
#89cold wad67
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
#457cruelty-free wine2
#403curmudgel1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#813dark potion3
#1477defective skull1
#375denim axe1
#655donkey flipbook1
#913duct tape24
#553dusty bottle of Marsala17
#481dusty bottle of Merlot25
#550dusty bottle of Muscat16
#509dusty bottle of Pinot Noir21
#442dusty bottle of Port32
#550dusty bottle of Zinfandel16
#5140easter egg balloon1
#948effervescent potion1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1640facsimile dictionary2
#124fancy ball mask1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#440ferret bait9
#303fez of etymology1
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#643filthy lucre58
#1765fire1
#470[2426]fire flower2
#751fizzy potion4
#856flaming feather1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#269floral print shirt1
#496foam noodle1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#281freezerburned ice cube1
#811frozen feather1
#470fuzzy dice10
#510gauze garter4
#183gauze shorts1
#452ghost of a necklace3
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#3307gingerbread bugbear2
#3809gingerbread horror1
#166giraffe-necked turtle1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#145gnatwing earring1
#124gremlin mutagen3
#466grue egg omelette4
#173gummi turtle3
#533guy made of bee pollen4
#150haiku katana1
#402half-rotten brain1
#624hamethyst13
#2932handful of confetti8
#627handful of moss1
#309handful of sand52
#648happiness1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#433hot date7
#257hot nuggets5
#138hot wad63
#2350immense cyborg hand1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#297infernal fife2
#149irradiated turtle2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1289killer rag doll1
#550large box2
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#425lupine sword1
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#266magic lamp2
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#787milky potion3
#142mocking turtle2
#646mother's little helper1
#306mummy wrapping51
#723murky potion4
#1850obsidian dagger6
#436orange peel hat1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#265palm frond26
#492party hat3
#323patchouli oil bomb2
#250peace-sign necklace1
#85pentatonic accordion1
#2716pet rock1
#212phat turquoise bracelet2
#463pile of dusty animal bones7
#82pilgrim shield1
#1205pink glowstick1
#94plastic pumpkin bucket1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#942porquoise7
#2222possessed top1
#1151prehistoric spear2
#67pulled porquoise earring1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#40pulled porquoise ring2
#1512pulsing flesh1
#489rave whistle1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1408really dense meat stack2
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#611rice bowl1
#1450rigid carapace2
#741ring of aggravate monster4
#824rocky raccoon1
#1882rogue swarmer30
#655roll of toilet paper108
#3662rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#558rubber axe1
#346rusty bonesaw1
#657sake bomb4
#1031sawblade shield1
#442scorpion whip1
#399scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker1
#399serpentine sword1
#210set of jacks1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#310shrinking powder1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#233sleaze nuggets4
#200sleaze powder4
#168sleaze wad18
#700smoky potion5
#1121snake1
#31solid baconstone earring2
#35solid baconstone necklace2
#101solid baconstone ring1
#2331solid gold bowling ball2
#121soup turtle1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#667spark plug earring1
#1136sparkler1
#2235spectre scepter7
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#327spooky nuggets2
#210spooky powder5
#142spooky wad33
#1800stainless steel scarf1
#1714stainless steel shillelagh2
#2141stainless steel skullcap1
#1707stainless steel slacks2
#1712stainless steel suspenders1
#263stench nuggets4
#147stench wad65
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#877stone of eXtreme power6
#1931stringy sinew1
#8938stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8977stuffed astral badger1
#8953stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8834stuffed cocoabo1
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8981stuffed hand turkey1
#8915stuffed mind flayer1
#8943stuffed scary death orb1
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
#8884stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#555stuffed yo-yo1
#735swirly potion4
#285sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#391tasty tart3
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#499tequila grenade3
🥇time sleigh1
#487tiny bottle of absinthe18
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#493tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#798tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#327tiny plastic golden gundam1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#1868tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2528toothsome rock1
#1360towel3
#2400toy crazy train1
#478toy deathbot2
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#478tree skirt1
#3146tree-eating kite1
#599tropical paperweight1
#49turtle wax greaves1
#57turtle wax helmet1
#88turtle wax shield1
#134turtle-shaped rock1
#204twinkly nuggets76
#230twinkly powder27
#469twinkly wad162
#1649twitching claw1
#1698unstable DNA11
#1180useless powder24
#1913vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1823vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#2320vibrating cyborg knife2
#2757vitachoconutriment capsule1
#267wand of pigification1
#779water pipe bomb8
#1538wheel1
#662worthless gewgaw3
#598worthless knick-knack6
#563worthless trinket3
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#2204yo1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 1,738 items total!

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