Museum :: Bork

Bork

Rank	Item	Quantity
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#626	9-ball	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#3371	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#3211	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#2268	Drowsy Sword	2
#470	Elmley shades	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#522	Goodfella contract	31
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#1289	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#1913	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#1201	M-242	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#915	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#873	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#619	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#617	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#68	alarm accordion	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#779	baconstone	10
#2859	badass belt	16
#952	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#60	barskin cloak	2
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#257	batskin belt	2
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#685	beer bomb	10
#465	beer bong	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#382	big boom	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#124	black cloak	1
#197	black gold	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#40	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#428	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#1623	bottle of goofballs	14
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#71	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#275	bow	2
#4220	box of sunshine	12
#740	bubbly potion	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#956	can of spinach	1
#4138	candy cane	2
#3832	candy stake	1
#235	charming flute	1
#319	cheap toaster	7
#329	chintzy noodle ring	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#672	chopsticks	2
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#871	cloudy potion	2
#652	clown shoes	2
#185	clown wig	1
#159	clownskin belt	2
#312	cold nuggets	2
#229	cold powder	2
#89	cold wad	67
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#651	communications windchimes	1
#457	cruelty-free wine	2
#403	curmudgel	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#813	dark potion	3
#1477	defective skull	1
#375	denim axe	1
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#913	duct tape	24
#553	dusty bottle of Marsala	17
#481	dusty bottle of Merlot	25
#550	dusty bottle of Muscat	16
#509	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	21
#442	dusty bottle of Port	32
#550	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	16
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#948	effervescent potion	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1640	facsimile dictionary	2
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#440	ferret bait	9
#303	fez of etymology	1
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#643	filthy lucre	58
#1765	fire	1
#470	[2426]fire flower	2
#751	fizzy potion	4
#856	flaming feather	1
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#811	frozen feather	1
#470	fuzzy dice	10
#510	gauze garter	4
#183	gauze shorts	1
#452	ghost of a necklace	3
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#3307	gingerbread bugbear	2
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#166	giraffe-necked turtle	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#124	gremlin mutagen	3
#466	grue egg omelette	4
#173	gummi turtle	3
#533	guy made of bee pollen	4
#150	haiku katana	1
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#624	hamethyst	13
#2932	handful of confetti	8
#627	handful of moss	1
#309	handful of sand	52
#648	happiness	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#433	hot date	7
#257	hot nuggets	5
#138	hot wad	63
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#297	infernal fife	2
#149	irradiated turtle	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#550	large box	2
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1348	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#266	magic lamp	2
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#787	milky potion	3
#142	mocking turtle	2
#646	mother's little helper	1
#306	mummy wrapping	51
#723	murky potion	4
#1850	obsidian dagger	6
#436	orange peel hat	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1955	oversized fish scaler	1
#265	palm frond	26
#492	party hat	3
#323	patchouli oil bomb	2
#250	peace-sign necklace	1
#85	pentatonic accordion	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#212	phat turquoise bracelet	2
#463	pile of dusty animal bones	7
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#1205	pink glowstick	1
#94	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
#329	plexiglass pikestaff	1
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#2126	polyalloy shield	1
#942	porquoise	7
#2222	possessed top	1
#1151	prehistoric spear	2
#67	pulled porquoise earring	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#40	pulled porquoise ring	2
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#489	rave whistle	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1408	really dense meat stack	2
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#807	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
#611	rice bowl	1
#1450	rigid carapace	2
#741	ring of aggravate monster	4
#824	rocky raccoon	1
#1882	rogue swarmer	30
#655	roll of toilet paper	108
#3662	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#558	rubber axe	1
#346	rusty bonesaw	1
#657	sake bomb	4
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#442	scorpion whip	1
#399	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
#399	serpentine sword	1
#210	set of jacks	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#310	shrinking powder	1
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#1809	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#233	sleaze nuggets	4
#200	sleaze powder	4
#168	sleaze wad	18
#700	smoky potion	5
#1121	snake	1
#31	solid baconstone earring	2
#35	solid baconstone necklace	2
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#2331	solid gold bowling ball	2
#121	soup turtle	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#667	spark plug earring	1
#1136	sparkler	1
#2235	spectre scepter	7
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#327	spooky nuggets	2
#210	spooky powder	5
#142	spooky wad	33
#1800	stainless steel scarf	1
#1714	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#2141	stainless steel skullcap	1
#1707	stainless steel slacks	2
#1712	stainless steel suspenders	1
#263	stench nuggets	4
#147	stench wad	65
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#877	stone of eXtreme power	6
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#8938	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8945	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#3167	stuffed alien blob	1
#8864	stuffed angry cow	1
#8977	stuffed astral badger	1
#8953	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#8834	stuffed cocoabo	1
#8927	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8973	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#8981	stuffed hand turkey	1
#8915	stuffed mind flayer	1
#8943	stuffed scary death orb	1
#8806	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8884	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#8883	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#555	stuffed yo-yo	1
#735	swirly potion	4
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#391	tasty tart	3
#535	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
#499	tequila grenade	3
🥇	time sleigh	1
#487	tiny bottle of absinthe	18
#3991	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#3936	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3116	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3178	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3080	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8195	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#493	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#3125	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#798	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3878	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3075	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3873	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8216	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3943	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#8256	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8131	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#8179	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3926	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3911	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3914	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3924	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3927	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8155	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8193	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#327	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#3863	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8064	tiny plastic grue	1
#8073	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3842	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3998	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#3852	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3839	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3939	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8163	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8142	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3863	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4484	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3850	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2528	toothsome rock	1
#1360	towel	3
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#478	toy deathbot	2
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#3146	tree-eating kite	1
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#134	turtle-shaped rock	1
#204	twinkly nuggets	76
#230	twinkly powder	27
#469	twinkly wad	162
#1649	twitching claw	1
#1698	unstable DNA	11
#1180	useless powder	24
#1913	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#2320	vibrating cyborg knife	2
#2757	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#267	wand of pigification	1
#779	water pipe bomb	8
#1538	wheel	1
#662	worthless gewgaw	3
#598	worthless knick-knack	6
#563	worthless trinket	3
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#2204	yo	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 1,738 items total!

what items are this player missing?