| #5 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 204 |
| #12 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 90 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #429 | Crimbuck | 2,385 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #10 | Schrödinger's thermos | 4,000 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #6 | Uncle Romulus | 200 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #6 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 273 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #36 | tiny costume wardrobe | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |