Museum :: Brat forcE

Brat forcE

Rank	Item	Quantity
#500	1-ball	9
#45	1.21 jigawatts	4
#464	2-ball	9
#253	3-ball	22
#890	30669 scroll	2
#641	33398 scroll	12
#773	334 scroll	2
#340	4-ball	14
#439	5-ball	10
#377	6-ball	12
#190	64067 scroll	2
#414	7-ball	11
#604	8-ball	31
#401	9-ball	2
#152	ASCII shirt	16
#338	Amulet of Yendor	69
#181	Ancient Saucehelm	10
#146	Angry Farmer candy	1,282
#156	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#2033	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#65	Boris's key lime pie	22
#15	Boris's ring	92
#527	Boss Bat bling	6
#1109	Boss Bat britches	11
#763	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#196	C.H.U.M. chum	6
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#29	Cloaca grenade	641
#92	Cloaca-Cola	524
#51	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	60
#33	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	149
#1210	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#687	Cold Hots candy	5
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#158	Crimbo pie	20
#383	Crimboween memo	25
#48	Crown of the Goblin King	302
#382	Daffy Taffy	89
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#181	Diet Cloaca Cola	8
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#23	Dolphin King's crown	158
#83	Dramatic™ range	20
#17	Dyspepsi grenade	671
#22	Dyspepsi-Cola	4,924
#13	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	155
#145	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	28
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#74	El Vibrato power sphere	23
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#206	Elmley shades	5
#232	Feynman gate	50
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#337	Gaia beads	6
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#324	Gnollish flyswatter	9
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#365	Gnollish pie tin	8
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#133	Gnollish slotted spoon	16
#80	Gnollish toolbox	96
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#220	Green Clover of Justice	9
#87	Gummi-Gnauga	60
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#199	Iiti Kitty phone charm	16
#14	Jarlsberg's earring	96
#59	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	25
#41	Jolly Roger charrrm	212
#86	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	34
#6	Knob Goblin elite shirt	4,106
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#363	Knob Goblin spatula	15
#678	Knob Goblin tongs	7
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#1725	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#331	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	146
#117	Lucky Surprise Egg	79
#496	M-242	11
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#159	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	15
#34	Meat maid body	16
#119	Mob Penguin cellular phone	185
#191	Mohawk wig	68
#175	Monstar energy beverage	56
#420	Mountain Stream soda	38
#136	Mr. Mediocrebar	535
#102	ND	2
#58	NG	38
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#57	Now and Earlier	110
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#333	PADL Phone	15
#199	Penultimate Fantasy chest	147
#117	Pine-Fresh air freshener	32
#166	Pink Heart of Spirit	6
#89	Poison Oak trading card	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#182	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	6
#59	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	22
#94	Regular Cloaca Cola	16
#439	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#84	Rock Pops	694
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#43	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	26
#70	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	22
#198	Snow Queen Crown	17
#99	Spam Witch sammich	680
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#431	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	12
#194	Sugar Cog	14
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#108	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	871
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#96	Trollhouse cookies	638
#132	Tuesday's ruby	25
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#761	Wand of Nagamar	4
#449	Warm Subject gift certificate	99
#169	Wint-O-Fresh mint	108
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#161	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
#97	Yummy Tummy bean	2,323
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#65	abominable snowcone	540
#97	acid-squirting flower	60
#44	adder bladder	533
#305	alphabet gum	5
#124	amulet of extreme plot significance	138
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#383	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	14
#168	ancient vinyl coin purse	48
#53	angel-food cake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#142	annoying pitchfork	17
#171	ant agonist	20
#255	ant pick	1
#184	ant rake	2
#251	antique hand mirror	15
#138	asbestos apron	10
#170	asbestos ore	50
#306	aspirin	3
#127	asshat	31
#34	astral mushroom	744
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#455	atomic vector plotter	8
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#90	babycakes	3
#1044	baconstone	7
#238	baconstone bracelet	2
#185	baconstone earring	1
#6	baconstone pendant	32
#122	baconstone ring	2
#827	badass belt	64
#633	bag of Cheat-Os	6
#367	bag of airline peanuts	84
#242	balaclava	3
#123	balaclava baklava	36
#428	ball	14
#188	ballroom blintz	30
#218	banjo strings	1
#31	bar skin	913
#27	barskin cloak	6
#49	bartender skull	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#66	bat guano	362
#78	bat haggis	10
#35	bat wing	611
#26	bat-ass leather jacket	25
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#12	batgut	4,574
#661	battered Crimbo Crate	13
#287	bazookafish bubble gum	4
#49	beach ball marble	1
#244	beach glass bead	18
#93	beach glass necklace	9
#172	beer cartilage	1
#124	beer lens	27
#416	begpwnia	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#283	bejeweled pledge pin	16
#254	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#414	bi-lateral logic compressor	8
#40	big red clown nose	446
#122	bird rib	17
#93	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
#410	bit of clingfilm	10
#360	bit-o-cactus	8
#254	black candy heart	46
#166	black forest cake	30
#124	black paisley oyster egg	32
#105	black pension check	112
#152	black picnic basket	13
#339	black pixel	67
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#32	black polka-dot oyster egg	108
#57	black pudding	101
#56	black snake skin	240
#132	black snowcone	30
#71	black striped oyster egg	44
#269	black velvet box	1
#366	black-and-blue light	136
#530	blackberry	8
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#506	blood flower	13
#137	blood of the Wereseal	8
#103	blue paisley oyster egg	26
#845	blue pixel	23
#329	blue plasma ball	161
#157	blue plastic oyster egg	30
#253	blue polka-dot oyster egg	15
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#139	blue snowcone	149
#362	blue striped oyster egg	12
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#72	blue velvet cake	2
#176	blue-frosted astral cupcake	8
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#167	bone rattle	14
#233	booty chest charrrm	35
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#737	bottle of goofballs	35
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#89	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	5
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#66	box	252
#2058	box of sunshine	64
#152	brainy skull	3
#515	brick	75
#103	briefcase	153
#504	brine	39
#42	broken carburetor	5
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#42	broken skull	1,403
#79	bronze breastplate	24
#165	brown crock marble	2
#99	brown sugar cane	89
#274	bubblewrap ore	7
#142	bum cheek	148
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#317	cactus fruit	5
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#572	can of Red Minotaur	5
#545	can of fake snow	1
#791	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	11
#200	candied kobold	16
#861	candied yams	10
#157	candy brain	34
#193	candy cane	200
#815	candy stake	8
#222	cannonball charrrm	34
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#302	canopic jar	14
#277	capacitor relay	43
#288	carbon nanotube frame	45
#609	cardboard ore	1
#95	carob brownies	3
#171	carob chunk cookies	17
#119	carob chunks	80
#20	cat appendix	583
#46	catgut	465
#109	catskin buckler	1
#113	centipede eggs	49
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#298	cheap studded belt	168
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#42	cheap wind-up clock	80
#113	cherry	94
#76	cherry pie	18
#154	chewing gum on a string	119
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#163	chintzy disco ball pendant	6
#218	chintzy noodle ring	4
#179	chintzy seal pendant	6
#137	chintzy turtle brooch	8
#116	chisel	1
#54	chocolate box	2
#19	chocolate spurs	30
#492	chopsticks	5
#134	chorizo brownies	17
#137	chrome ore	54
#178	chunk of rock salt	27
#228	clay peace-sign bead	20
#72	clockwork claws	1
#42	clockwork clockwise dome	2
#57	clockwork counterclockwise dome	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#149	clockwork key	11
#101	clockwork pants	1
#6	clockwork rings	23
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#319	clown hammer	90
#85	clown skin	112
#111	clownskin buckler	1
#41	clownskin harness	14
#562	club necklace	12
#130	cocoa egg	116
#83	cocoa eggshell fragment	1,076
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#81	cog	463
#183	cog and sprocket assembly	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#420	computronic processing unit	8
#95	congratulatory cake	1
#183	copper ha'penny charrrm	50
#51	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	2
#102	corn holder	18
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#259	costume sword	2
#509	crazy little Turkish delight	13
#58	cream pie	41
#168	creamsicle	32
#166	crowbarrr	15
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#251	cymbal syrup	42
#90	dead guy's watch	126
#142	decaying goldfish liver	58
#381	decorative fountain	12
#327	defective skull	74
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#270	demon skin	45
#25	demonskin jacket	17
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#41	devil's-food cake	1
#1364	diamond necklace	5
#112	diamond-studded cane	91
#13	diamond-studded fronts	32
#174	digital key lime pie	6
#93	dire fudgesicle	33
#256	disbelief suspenders	4
#298	disco ball	143
#1344	disco mask	4
#42	disembodied brain	107
#27	disembodied smile	112
#302	displaced fish	13
#1263	doll house	2
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#149	dope gangsta bling-bling	7
#88	dope wheels	16
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#45	dried face	154
#115	drum machine	77
#525	duck-on-a-string	4
#397	duct tape	95
#275	dull fish scale	12
#581	dusty Crimbo crate	19
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#85	dusty animal pelvis	5
#118	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	4
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#150	dusty first caudal vertebra	3
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#95	dusty first lumbar vertebra	4
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#140	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#180	dusty left eighth rib	2
#144	dusty left eleventh rib	3
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#303	dusty left first rib	1
#197	dusty left fourth rib	2
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#201	dusty left radius	2
#135	dusty left scapula	3
#200	dusty left second front claw	2
#84	dusty left second rear claw	5
#137	dusty left second rib	3
#309	dusty left seventh rib	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#105	dusty left third rib	4
#193	dusty left thumb	2
#207	dusty left twelfth rib	2
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#181	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	2
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#196	dusty right eighth rib	2
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#206	dusty right femur	2
#145	dusty right fifth rib	3
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#296	dusty right first rear claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#202	dusty right fourth rib	2
#119	dusty right humerus	4
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#288	dusty right radius	1
#140	dusty right second front claw	3
#140	dusty right second rear claw	3
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#138	dusty right sixth rib	3
#107	dusty right tenth rib	4
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#199	dusty right third rear claw	2
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#302	dusty right ulna	1
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#309	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
#62	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	6
#148	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	3
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#197	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
#294	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
#93	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#140	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#258	dwarf bread	18
#140	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	7
#78	eXtreme nose ring	4
#312	easter egg balloon	65
#947	effervescent potion	1
#174	eggbeater	3
#52	eggnog	334
#1812	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#196	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	74
#429	empty blowgun	4
#163	empty meat tank	25
#36	enchanted toothpick	47
#124	enchantlers	1
#330	encoder ring	55
#287	energy drink IV	9
#1014	ennui-flavored potato chips	3
#54	enormous belt buckle	144
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#348	evil golden arch	26
#170	evil golden arches	7
#341	evil googly eye	12
#1029	evil teddy bear	10
#329	explosion-flavored chewing gum	88
#41	eye of newt	516
#255	eye-pod	2
#155	eyedrops of newt	2
#207	eyepatch	45
#591	facsimile dictionary	16
#231	fake blood	5
#307	fake fake vomit	103
#798	fake hand	27
#236	fake plastic grass	8
#58	false eyelashes	8
#470	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
#388	fancy chocolate	8
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#38	fat stacks of cash	2,505
#217	fat wallet	1
#405	felt	21
#193	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#214	fetid feather	44
#170	fez of etymology	2
#253	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	8
#69	filthy hippy poncho	10
#330	filthy pestle	6
#186	fish-liver oil	101
#141	fishy fish	1
#486	flaming crutch	9
#301	flaming feather	35
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#55	flaming talons	271
#192	flange	16
#151	flaregun	105
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#256	flavored foot massage oil	203
#350	flirtatious feather	17
#17	floral print shirt	22
#141	flower petal pie	4
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#256	foam dart	203
#274	fortune cookie	7
#281	freezerburned ice cube	1
#84	fricasseed brains	24
#147	frightful feather	76
#23	frilly shirt	26
#278	frozen feather	38
#148	fruit bowl	2
#101	fruitcake	211
#264	furniture dolly	9
#100	furry fur	1,765
#1657	fuzzy dice	4
#727	garish pinky ring	3
#202	gator skin	44
#432	ghost cucumber	101
#33	ghuol ears	1,096
#84	ghuol egg	347
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#752	ghuol guolash	4
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#522	giant needle	49
#165	giant pinky ring	89
#136	gilded ancient cursed chest	2
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#121	gingerbread bugbear	215
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#95	gingham blouse	3
#125	glowing red eye	167
#86	gnatwing	133
#165	gnauga hide	34
#27	gnoll lips	252
#85	gnoll teeth	72
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#67	goat beard	161
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#131	gob of wet hair	278
#185	gold lamé pants	4
#274	googly eye	53
#55	goth kid t-shirt	100
#498	gr8ps	5
#722	grapes	2
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#187	grave robbing shovel	10
#558	green pixel	62
#150	green snowcone	159
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#182	green-frosted astral cupcake	7
#149	gremlin juice	17
#199	gremlin mutagen	1
#603	grouchy restless spirit	8
#1292	grue egg	20
#514	grue egg omelette	3
#176	grumpy old man charrrm	22
#48	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	3
#90	grungy flannel shirt	9
#155	half-rotten brain	5
#215	hamethyst	35
#116	hamethyst bracelet	2
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#164	hamethyst necklace	3
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#139	hand grenegg	1
#1914	handful of confetti	18
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#36	harem girl t-shirt	33
#127	headhunter necktie	7
#2507	heart necklace	2
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#309	heavy D	291
#528	hellion cube	7
#181	hemp string	107
#147	herb brownies	249
#461	herbal stuffing	17
#206	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	14
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#355	hippopotamus skin	2
#57	hipposkin poncho	6
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#453	honey-dipped locust	3
#176	hot date	63
#307	hot katana blade	50
#320	hot wing	225
#260	huge spoon	7
#426	hyperbolic plasma focuser	8
#311	hypodermic needle	5
#68	ice stein	6
#144	ice-cold six-pack	122
#166	icy-hot katana	5
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#22	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#336	ion grid	39
#427	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	8
#570	irradiated candy cane	7
#33	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	375
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#377	jazz soap	79
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#64	jewelry-making pliers	7
#290	joybuzzer	101
#1025	kite	6
#376	kiwi	1
#306	kumquat	1
#90	large box	147
#135	large cocoa eggshell fragment	8
#266	lavender paisley oyster egg	12
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#560	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	5
#166	lavender striped oyster egg	12
#52	lead necklace	138
#174	leathery bat skin	63
#141	leathery cat skin	106
#212	leathery rat skin	20
#97	lemon meringue pie	21
#174	lemonade marble	1
#204	length of string	59
#54	lihc eye	582
#58	lihc eye pie	89
#37	lihc face	272
#82	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	109
#318	line	212
#92	linoleum ore	84
#112	lion oil	17
#433	loaded serum blowgun	10
#82	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	2
#250	logic synthesizer	50
#125	long pork	25
#102	long pork casserole	2
#574	long skinny balloon	7
#60	loose teeth	1,930
#183	lovecat tail	5
#236	lowercase N	73
#119	lucky rabbit's foot	40
#240	lump of diamond	13
#938	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
#75	mafia aria	298
#266	magic lamp	2
#298	magical ice cube with a fly in it	97
#81	maiden wig	46
#247	makeshift cape	1
#393	many-eyed glasses	4
#379	maple syrup	11
#277	marionette	6
#734	marshmallow	5
#164	marzipan skull	112
#576	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#400	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	8
#971	mauve striped oyster egg	4
#82	meat engine	36
#448	meat from yesterday	3
#145	melted Jell-o shot	24
#99	metal mandible	1
#488	metallic A	52
#84	mind flayer corpse	274
#105	misshapen animal skeleton	1
#33	monster bait	6
#261	mood ring	45
#163	moonglasses	4
#434	mugcake	3
#236	mullet wig	7
#148	mummy wrapping	185
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#159	stone of eXtreme power	76
#201	strawberry	128
#374	strawberry wine	2
#586	string of blue beads	21
#265	string of green beads	41
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#1551	stringy sinew	3
#2786	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	3
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#1459	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	35
#2225	stuffed Meat	9
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#1645	stuffed baby gravy fairy	32
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#1529	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2
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#1530	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	34
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#101	tenderizing hammer	21
#147	three-tiered wedding cake	5
🥇	time sleigh	1
#416	tiny ninja sword	2
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#513	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	14
#278	tiny plastic Axe Wound	24
#211	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	19
#313	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	13
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#188	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	20
#257	tiny plastic Boss Bat	15
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#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#196	tiny plastic Felonia	20
#279	tiny plastic G Imp	22
#377	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	18
#312	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	21
#214	tiny plastic Hellion	28
#263	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	24
#235	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	16
#330	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	19
#416	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	16
#166	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	37
#364	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	18
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#195	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	31
#295	tiny plastic Protagonist	22
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
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#281	tiny plastic Spam Witch	22
#245	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	26
#248	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	16
#197	tiny plastic The Man	19
#271	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	24
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#260	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	25
#55	tiny plastic accordion thief	43
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#300	tiny plastic angry bugbear	22
#271	tiny plastic angry goat	54
#660	tiny plastic anime smiley	11
#249	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	26
#507	tiny plastic astronomer	14
#223	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	63
#186	tiny plastic barrrnacle	75
#259	tiny plastic beanbat	24
#152	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	19
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#43	tiny plastic cocoabo	310
#185	tiny plastic coffee pixie	71
#200	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	19
#274	tiny plastic cubist bull	23
#269	tiny plastic demoninja	23
#59	tiny plastic disco bandit	49
#262	tiny plastic drunk goat	24
#99	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	8
#279	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	22
#337	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	20
#501	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	14
#339	tiny plastic fruit golem	19
#207	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	65
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#194	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	74
#261	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	25
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
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#183	tiny plastic grue	70
#206	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	30
#258	tiny plastic hermit	14
#262	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	56
#214	tiny plastic killer bee	67
#280	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	23
#219	tiny plastic leprechaun	62
#201	tiny plastic levitating potato	70
#310	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	20
#189	tiny plastic mosquito	70
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#365	tiny plastic ninja snowman	19
#62	tiny plastic pastamancer	41
#225	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	66
#66	tiny plastic sauceror	43
#252	tiny plastic scary clown	25
#57	tiny plastic seal clubber	41
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#182	tiny plastic spooky vampire	34
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#210	tiny plastic taco cat	29
#278	tiny plastic topiary golem	22
#90	tiny plastic turtle tamer	33
#244	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	26
#267	tiny plastic warwelf	23
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#301	tiny plastic zmobie	21
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#1592	toothsome rock	4
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#93	tortoise's blessing	46
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#650	toy train	3
#643	toy wheel	14
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#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#525	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#388	tropical wrapping paper	3
#158	tuning fork	1
#82	tuxedo shirt	3
#1649	twitching claw	1
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#233	unidentified jerky	64
#442	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	5
#673	unstable DNA	75
#1333	useless powder	14
#178	valuable trinket	513
#67	vampire collar	35
#275	vampire duck-on-a-string	43
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#149	walrus-tusk earring	8
#229	war tongs	10
#390	water pipe bomb	85
#474	water wings	1
#1538	wheel	1
#157	whip kit	2
#285	white chocolate and tomato pizza	8
#65	white chocolate chip cookies	121
#206	white chocolate chips	68
#71	white hat hacker T-shirt	19
#903	white pixel	4
#208	white rice	9
#105	white snake skin	125
#14	white snakeskin duster	48
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#509	wind-up chattering teeth	63
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#211	wolf mask	165
#320	wooden block	10
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#590	wreath of laurels	1
#161	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#587	wrench bracelet	4
#461	x-ray specs	44
#36	yak anorak	14
#75	yak skin	31
#46	ye olde golde frontes	5
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#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#380	yellow snowcone	91
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#264	yeti fur	855
#1428	yo	4
#81	yo-yo	364
#59	zombie pineal gland	50

Wow, that's 84,666 items total!

what items are this player missing?