Museum :: Crinkum Crankum

Crinkum Crankum

Rank	Item	Quantity
#421	"DRINK ME" potion	14
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#373	A. W. O. L. commendation	15
#303	ASCII shirt	6
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#911	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	13
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#65	Black No. 2	231
#232	Blatantly Canadian	12
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#92	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	141
#430	Bulky Buddy Box	7
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#237	Cherry Cloaca Cola	5
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#627	Cloaca grenade	22
#290	Cloaca-Cola	138
#192	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	19
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#338	Cloaca-Cola helmet	7
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#128	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#54	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	40
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#969	Crimbo candied pecan	6
#859	Crimbo fudge	9
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#1418	Crown of the Goblin King	15
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#116	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	47
#122	Diet Cloaca Cola	11
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#168	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	23
#76	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	225
#24	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	113
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#191	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#279	Dolphin King's crown	16
#103	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	126
#241	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	15
#1258	Drowsy Sword	9
#458	Dyspepsi grenade	29
#309	Dyspepsi-Cola	226
#215	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	13
#239	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#276	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	9
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#333	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#950	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#147	Elmley shades	8
#1165	Ent cider	1
#36	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	428
#49	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	31
#205	Feynman gate	57
#214	Frogade	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#43	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	43
#106	Imp Ale	2,485
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#787	Instant Karma	4
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#49	Jolly Roger charrrm	123
#244	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	9
#83	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	158
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#342	Knob Goblin elite shirt	19
#121	Knob Goblin eyedrops	7
#90	Knob Goblin love potion	225
#104	Knob Goblin nasal spray	10
#154	Knob Goblin perfume	25
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#20	Knob Goblin seltzer	2,264
#78	Knob Goblin steroids	240
#12	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1,408
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1910	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#90	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	130
#148	MSG	5
#705	Mad Train wine	88
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#22	Mariner's Friend cough drops	150
#493	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	6
#89	Meleegra™ pills	120
#115	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	30
#100	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,127
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#815	Mob Penguin cellular phone	18
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#79	Monstar energy beverage	166
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#321	Mountain Stream soda	74
#2084	Mr. Mediocrebar	8
#41	Nardz energy beverage	30
#83	Nayztameetjoo trading card	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#81	Oil of Parrrlay	45
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#98	Regular Cloaca Cola	15
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#2523	Rock Pops	2
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#182	SPF 451 lip balm	13
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1075	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1139	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#334	Schrödinger's thermos	60
#1320	Senior Mints	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#408	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	13
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#103	Swabbie™ swab	50
#592	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	11
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#90	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#751	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#143	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	45
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#754	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	5
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2089	Valentine	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#335	Wolfman Nardz	3
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2861	Yummy Tummy bean	2
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#272	acoustic guitarrr	14
#63	adder bladder	326
#1567	adorable seal larva	1
#137	all-purpose cleaner	77
#500	alphabet gum	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#164	ancient Magi-Wipes	57
#264	ancient poisoned dart	1
#183	ancient protein powder	35
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#154	ant agonist	22
#135	anti-anti-antidote	45
#34	antique bottle of cough syrup	19
#48	arrrgyle socks	81
#274	asbestos apron	3
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#171	asbestos stick	1
#180	asbestos sword	4
#769	aspirin	1
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#585	astronaut pants	13
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#1433	awful poetry journal	8
#341	baconstone	23
#185	baconstone earring	1
#2997	badass belt	15
#131	bag of lard	9
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#704	ball	9
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#139	banana smoothie	6
#208	banana spritzer	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#517	bananagate	10
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1590	barrrnacle	3
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#926	bath ball gift set	4
#1444	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#70	battered hubcap	10
#126	beaten-up Chucks	4
#144	beer bomb	315
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#734	bejeweled cufflinks	3
#859	belemnite fossil	2
#631	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
#198	big boom	8
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#193	black eyedrops	4
#389	black kettle drum	1
#711	black paisley oyster egg	7
#311	black plastic oyster egg	15
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#349	black spot	2
#833	black striped oyster egg	6
#99	black velvet box	8
#7	blackberry combat boots	285
#34	blackberry galoshes	11
#4	blackberry moccasins	171
#151	blackberry polite	1
#7	blackberry slippers	158
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#1030	blue paisley oyster egg	4
#72	blue pixel potion	23
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#859	blue plastic oyster egg	5
#139	blue polka-dot oyster egg	22
#753	blue snowcone	2
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#127	booty chest charrrm	86
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#303	borg sock monkey	6
#59	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	205
#32	bottle of Mystic Shell	34
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#297	bottle of alcohol	10
#50	bottle of antifreeze	14
#20	bottle of black cat tonic	174
#469	bottle of bubbles	15
#717	bottle of gin	12
#1624	bottle of goofballs	14
#44	bottle of perfume	1
#167	bottle of pirate juice	5
#217	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
#1178	bottle of rum	7
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#40	bottle of ultravitamins	17
#966	bottle of vodka	4
#1056	bottle of whiskey	7
#19	bottled inspiration	154
#537	box	14
#133	box of Familiar Jacks	1
#2943	box of sunshine	30
#1103	boxed wine	3
#138	breath mint	22
#2708	brick	1
#1223	brine	3
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#275	bronze breastplate	5
#171	brown plastic baby	4
#87	bubbly potion	219
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#147	can of Binarrrca	74
#1501	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#166	can of Red Minotaur	28
#119	can of black paint	3
#45	can of spinach	36
#10	can-can-in-a-can	176
#628	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
#904	candied kobold	2
#736	candied yams	12
#2744	candy cane	6
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1030	candy knuckles	3
#920	candy stake	7
#100	cannonball charrrm	105
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#355	canteen of wine	75
#160	capacitor relay	85
#207	carbon nanotube frame	66
#70	carbonated soy milk	147
#192	carbonated water lily	36
#324	cement sandals	3
#689	centipede eggs	1
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#221	cheap toaster	9
#217	chewing gum on a string	83
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#193	chloroform rag	22
#221	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	10
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#731	chunk of depleted Grimacite	12
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#77	cloudy potion	264
#481	club necklace	14
#597	coffin lid	1
#46	cologne of contempt	15
#663	computronic processing unit	3
#24	concentrated cordial of concentration	25
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#15	concentrated magicalness pill	189
🥉	control crystal	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#123	copper ha'penny charrrm	77
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#170	cordial of concentration	2
#575	corpse on the beach	9
#597	corpsedriver	8
#579	corpsetini	9
#113	crotchety pants	1
#36	crowbarrr	83
#123	curmudgel	12
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#22	cursed cannonball	81
#39	cursed dirty joke scroll	44
#54	cursed piece of thirteen	22
#129	cursed sea biscuit	14
#35	cursed voodoo skull	63
#126	cyborg doll	14
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#70	dark potion	266
#510	decaying goldfish liver	3
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#849	delicious salad	27
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#40	deodorant	108
#289	depantsing bomb	12
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#427	diamond necklace	15
#1147	dill	12
#399	dirty hobo gloves	50
#570	disassembled clover	76
#83	disease	293
#292	disembodied smile	1
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#647	doll house	7
#953	dollhive	5
#129	donkey flipbook	6
#304	drop of water-37	11
#757	drywall axe	14
#905	duck-on-a-string	2
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#444	dwarf bread	9
#79	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	19
#2070	easter egg balloon	10
#80	effervescent potion	243
#322	effluvious emerald	3
#1838	eggnog	4
#318	elven limbos gingerbread	41
#525	elven cellocello	30
#236	elven moonshine	49
#685	elven socks	6
#516	elven suicide capsule	30
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#585	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	13
#91	enchanted eyepatch	3
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#95	energy drink IV	62
#148	ennui-flavored potato chips	420
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#761	evil teddy bear	15
#71	exploding hacky-sack	50
#543	explosion-flavored chewing gum	52
#29	extra-strength strongness elixir	152
#1016	eye of newt	1
#190	eyedrops of newt	1
#42	eyedrops of the ocelot	15
#75	eyepatch	189
#695	facsimile dictionary	13
#231	fake blood	5
#127	fake plastic grass	14
#125	fancy bath salts	195
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#635	fancy chocolate	5
#411	fancy chocolate car	7
#506	fancy dress ball	25
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#648	felt	14
#325	ferret bait	21
#737	festive holiday hat	5
#27	filthy pestle	169
#79	filthy poultice	174
#287	fire	20
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#127	fish-liver oil	219
#85	fizzy potion	239
#186	flaming mushroom wine	2
#57	flaregun	299
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#858	floaty sand	3
#72	floorboard cruft	18
#87	flowing hippy skirt	13
#286	forest tears	2
#149	freezerburned ice cube	2
#156	frilly shirt	4
#2467	fruitcake	3
#119	funky dried mushroom	106
#271	fuzzy dice	14
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#155	gas balloon	79
#244	gauze garter	60
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#986	giant designer sunglasses	1
#815	giant discarded bottlecap	5
#1167	giant discarded plastic fork	6
#728	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#696	giant needle	20
#937	giant pinky ring	13
#1653	gingerbread bugbear	9
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#179	glacial sapphire	4
#1206	gloomy black mushroom	2
#88	gloomy mushroom wine	7
#225	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#249	glowing red eye	82
#523	goat cheese	16
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#590	golden ring	41
#791	googly eye	16
#575	goth kid t-shirt	5
#70	grape troll doll	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#675	gray bow tie	9
#882	green balloon	1
#1015	green beer	9
#847	green candy heart	4
#575	green gummi ingot	32
#64	green pixel potion	22
#81	green pixie spog	1
#123	green smoke bomb	22
#680	green snowcone	3
#97	gremlin juice	36
#1811	grue egg	13
#143	grumpy old man charrrm	27
#218	grungy flannel shirt	3
#309	guy made of bee pollen	10
#513	gyroscope	5
#133	half-baked potion	19
#400	half-orchid	1
#155	half-rotten brain	5
#374	halfberd	1
#267	hamethyst	29
#139	hand grenegg	1
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#2693	handful of confetti	10
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#22	handsomeness potion	132
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#449	heart necklace	15
#1209	heart of the volcano	3
#91	hellseal whisker	264
#107	henna face paint	19
#588	herbal stuffing	13
#1025	herringcello	19
#454	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	6
#146	hippy medical kit	40
#136	holiday cheese log	18
#114	homeopathic healing powder	2
#178	hot pink lipstick	5
#263	hot plate	3
#201	hot stuffing	1
#657	hyperbolic plasma focuser	3
#137	hypodermic needle	11
#275	ice stein	1
#1381	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	9
#1108	ice-cold fotie	3
#866	ice-cold six-pack	3
#109	icy mushroom wine	3
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#1000	immense cyborg hand	5
#340	imp unity ring	3
#185	incredibly creepy marionette	16
#236	ion grid	61
#691	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	3
#424	iron pasta spoon	13
#2407	irradiated candy cane	2
#201	irradiated pet snacks	1
#42	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	274
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#985	jar of swamp gas	9
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#41	jingle bell	1
#33	jug-o-magicalness	175
#284	jungle drum	1
#162	killer rag doll	16
#949	killing feather	43
#436	kite	16
#557	kneecapping stick	21
#63	knob mushroom wine	3
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#600	laser-broiled pear	13
#1167	lavender candy heart	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#98	lavender plastic oyster egg	30
#713	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	4
#166	lavender striped oyster egg	12
#77	leftovers of indeterminate origin	55
#824	length of string	13
#45	leotarrrd	60
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#938	lewd playing card	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#421	licorice garrote	5
#41	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	278
#192	linoleum crossbow	4
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#87	little round pebble	7
#836	live wire	1
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#233	logic synthesizer	53
#143	longhaired hippy wig	4
#168	lotion of spookiness	3
#598	lucky rabbit's foot	11
#425	lupine sword	1
#207	mad scientist's sock monkey	15
#669	mafia aria	27
#165	magic lamp	5
#563	magical mystery juice	3
#90	magicalness-in-a-can	76
#664	maple syrup	3
#424	marionette	4
#575	marionette collective	1
#1293	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
#292	mauve plastic oyster egg	12
#113	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	24
#524	mauve striped oyster egg	8
#1004	metallic A	4
#171	milk of magnesium	10
#79	milky potion	268
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#108	misfit dolly	1
#268	mojo filter	4
#132	molotov cocktail cocktail	57
#538	monomolecular yo-yo	102
#108	mother's little helper	66
#1340	motivational poster	1
#249	mugcake	11
#294	mulled cider	5
#992	mummy costume	1
#292	munchies pill	1
#70	murky potion	285
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#836	mylar scout drone	5
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#3705	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#695	nanite-infested eggnog	7
#1022	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#80	natural fennel soda	92
#648	night-vision goggles	3
#1431	obsidian dagger	10
#1123	off-white plastic oyster egg	4
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1024	off-white striped oyster egg	2
#150	oil of expertise	3
#116	oil of slipperiness	5
#219	oil of stability	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#181	oily mushroom wine	2
#182	ointment of the occult	5
#601	oozenog	6
#1072	orange candy heart	2
#896	orange glowstick	2
#241	orange peel hat	2
#585	orange snowcone	9
#318	orange-frosted astral cupcake	3
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
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#1252	stuffing	6
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#269	sucker bucket	1
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#219	sucker kabuto	1
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#48	suntan lotion of moxiousness	355
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#626	support cummerbund	9
#34	swashbuckling pants	219
#524	sweet ninja sword	1
#58	swirly potion	342
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#41	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	264
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#139	tarrrnish charrrm	25
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#757	teddy borg	10
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#140	tequila grenade	53
#517	theoretical string	25
#177	thermos full of Knob coffee	4
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#297	throwing wrench	11
🥇	time sleigh	1
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#624	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	3
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#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
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#389	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	5
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#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
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#1811	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	10
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#2452	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
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#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
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#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2786	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#944	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	8
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
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#2848	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#2784	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
#1486	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	5
#2794	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#2118	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#2781	tiny plastic Protagonist	2
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#2120	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#2055	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#914	tiny plastic The Man	5
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#1266	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	6
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#2624	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#1110	tiny plastic angry goat	16
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
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#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
#2008	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	9
#1668	tiny plastic barrrnacle	11
#1761	tiny plastic beanbat	4
#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1643	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	11
#830	tiny plastic blooper	9
#1767	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#990	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1502	tiny plastic cocoabo	12
#1822	tiny plastic coffee pixie	10
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#1096	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
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#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2203	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#2183	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#1406	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	13
#3327	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#2878	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	6
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#1412	tiny plastic grue	13
#1718	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
#2706	tiny plastic hermit	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2522	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	7
#1184	tiny plastic killer bee	15
#2008	tiny plastic leprechaun	9
#2010	tiny plastic levitating potato	9
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#1494	tiny plastic mosquito	12
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2801	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#1797	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#2494	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#1779	tiny plastic scary clown	4
#1320	tiny plastic seal clubber	4
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2159	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#1720	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#3366	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#1781	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#1514	tiny plastic stab bat	12
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#1916	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
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#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
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#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1258	tiny plastic warwelf	6
#2107	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
#1766	tiny plastic zmobie	4
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#925	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
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#91	torn hellseal sinew	115
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#1081	towel	5
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#642	toy jet pack	11
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#433	toy mercenary	16
#728	toy ray gun	11
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#702	toy soldier	2
#676	toy space helmet	11
#417	toy train	5
#1474	toy wheel	3
#478	tree skirt	1
#766	tree-eating kite	36
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
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#123	tube of dread wax	51
#33	tube of hair oil	14
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#215	unearthly onyx	4
#41	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	764
#1281	unstable laser battery	40
#124	unstable quark	7
#885	useless powder	62
#488	vampire collar	2
#610	vampire duck-on-a-string	15
#245	vampire glitter	1
#432	vanilla-frosted king cake	3
#135	vial of patchouli oil	6
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#1437	vinegar	4
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#759	wad of cotton	2
#176	water pipe bomb	434
#153	wheel	22
#836	white candy heart	5
#187	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#685	wind-up meatcar	5
#151	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	405
#615	witch hat	1
#490	wolfman mask	12
#932	wooden block	2
#595	wool hat	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#56	wussiness potion	490
#180	yam candy	1
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#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#212	yo	42
#413	yo-yo	75
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 40,180 items total!

what items are this player missing?