| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2743 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #154 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #173 | bunny liver | 57 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #407 | fat loot token | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #49 | figurine of a charred seal | 41 |
| #304 | figurine of a cold seal | 20 |
| #48 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 22 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #179 | green clay bead | 70 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1944 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #183 | pink clay bead | 116 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #190 | purple clay bead | 23 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3299 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |