| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #262 | Elf Guard MPC | 10 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #69 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #398 | donated booze | 8 |
| #289 | donated candy | 22 |
| #273 | donated food | 26 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #600 | old sweatpants | 106 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #40 | stale cheer wine | 34 |
| #168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 50 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |