| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #289 | Elf Guard MPC | 10 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #488 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #43 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #632 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #72 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #411 | donated booze | 8 |
| #300 | donated candy | 22 |
| #277 | donated food | 26 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #448 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #186 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #607 | old sweatpants | 106 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2130 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #40 | stale cheer wine | 34 |
| #169 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 50 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #339 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |