Museum :: Arket

Arket

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#500	1-ball	9
#24	1/6th Pound Cake	9
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#240	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1050	2-ball	2
#675	3-ball	5
#509	4-ball	8
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#774	5-ball	4
#554	6-ball	7
#526	7-ball	8
#39	8-billed baseball cap	4
#27	A Light that Never Goes Out	9
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#662	Ancient Saucehelm	4
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#31	BURT	632
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#124	Barney's rake	2
#126	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
#348	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	30
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#116	Belt of Howling Anger	4
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#139	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#595	Bonerdagon necklace	19
#36	Bonestabber	1
#94	Boots of Twilight Whispers	5
#182	Boss Bat bling	18
#1110	Boss Bat britches	11
#64	Bram's choker	2
#112	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	5
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#82	C.H.U.M. knife	10
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#113	Clara's bell	1
#478	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#122	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#610	Codpiece of the Goblin King	13
#1481	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#202	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#735	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#9	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	2
#424	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#9	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	2
#9	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	2
#8	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	2
#8	Crimbo tree flocker	2
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#150	Crimbonium fuel rod	13
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#712	Crimbuck	1,271
#3209	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#135	Disco Banjo	4
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#364	Drowsy Sword	52
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#619	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#332	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#25	Eldritch snap	4
#1167	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#672	Feynman gate	13
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#154	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#185	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	12
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#726	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#127	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#30	Half a Purse	2
#34	Hand in Glove	2
#27	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	2
#549	Heimandatz's heart	3
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#285	Hollandaise helmet	11
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#671	Iron Beta of Industry	9
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#879	Jocko Homo's head	2
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#819	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#215	Knob Goblin lunchbox	7
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#573	Knob Goblin scimitar	10
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#627	Knob Goblin tongs	9
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#342	Knob pasty	1
#473	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#415	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#399	Lederhosen of the Night	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#521	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	52
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#8	Mark V Steam-Hat	844
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#32	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	2
#70	Mer-kin breastplate	3
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#47	Mer-kin dragbelt	2
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#58	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#66	Mer-kin prayerbeads	7
#67	Mer-kin roundshield	3
#74	Mer-kin sneakmask	3
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#413	Microplushie: Bropane	23
#446	Microplushie: Dorkonide	7
#389	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	11
#410	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	5
#456	Microplushie: Gothochondria	15
#302	Microplushie: Hippylase	43
#295	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#313	Microplushie: Hobomosome	19
#504	Microplushie: Otakulone	20
#416	Microplushie: Raverdrine	15
#437	Microplushie: Sororitrate	18
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#228	Misty Cape	6
#210	Misty Cloak	6
#112	Misty Robe	22
#430	Mohawk wig	16
#61	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	10
#9	Mountain Stream soda	30,583
#161	Mr. Haggis	9
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#577	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	9
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#219	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
#590	Orcish baseball cap	3
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#58	Othello's dagger	3
#72	Othello's military jacket	2
#25	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	2
#1600	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#22	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
#815	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#108	Professor What T-Shirt	7
#21	Putrid Pendant	2
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#371	Red Rover BB gun	9
#79	Red X Shield	1
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#392	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#69	Saturday Night Special	6
#27	Saucepanic	3
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#357	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
#30	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	4
#123	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#471	Sinful Desires	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#338	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	15
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#212	Sword of Dark Omens	1
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#66	The Emperor's new pants	1
#28	The Emperor's new shirt	3
#85	The Lost Glasses	1
#42	The Ring	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#103	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	16
#1435	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#566	Thwaitgold termite statuette	11
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#143	UV monocular	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#28	Vicar's Tutu	5
#600	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#127	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#900	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#208	Ze™ goggles	7
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#441	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#221	a butt tuba	4
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#1569	adorable seal larva	1
#54	agnolotti arboli	1
#190	airblaster gun	1
#67	alarm accordion	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#87	amok putter	2
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#174	ancient stone fist	5
#149	ancient stone head	5
#42	anger blaster	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#184	ant rake	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#766	anticheese	3
#654	antique greaves	3
#101	antique machete	8
#905	antique shield	1
#693	antique spear	3
#372	armgun	3
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#433	asbestos apron	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#174	asbestos sword hilt	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#116	attorney's badge	6
#96	autocalliope	2
#18	auxiliary backbone	2
#11	backwoods banjo	1
#1715	baconstone	3
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#849	badass belt	62
#33	bag of grain	5
#753	bag of lard	1
#49	bag of unfinished business	1
#430	balaclava	1
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#778	bar skin	6
#121	baritone accordion	1
#55	barrel gun	4
#73	barskin buckler	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#47	basic meat kilt	3
#129	basic meat pants	1
#89	bat hat	1
#9	bat-ass leather jacket	1,294
#431	batblade	5
#491	battered Crimbo Crate	21
#680	beach glass bead	1
#346	beer bong	5
#377	beer helmet	8
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#493	bejeweled pledge pin	5
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#271	big bass drum	3
#14	big bumboozer marble	2
#702	big red clown nose	4
#700	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1207	bit of clingfilm	2
#89	black belt	1
#96	black blade	2
#54	black brandy	1
#93	black cloak	3
#694	black helmet	1
#241	black kettle drum	3
#667	black shield	1
#570	black sword	2
#919	black-and-blue light	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#285	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	20
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#89	bloodied surgical dungarees	3
#607	blue glowstick	2
#56	blunt icepick	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#107	bone abacus	5
#429	bone flute	1
#400	bone rattle	3
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#49	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
#62	bottle of Professor Beer	1
#287	bottle of pirate juice	3
#543	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#24	bottle-rocket crossbow	2
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#404	box	26
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#230	box turtle	1
#58	boxcar turtle	4
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#31	brass dorsal fin	2
#102	breadchucks	1
#141	breakfast miracle	1
#494	brick	79
#52	broken high-temperature mining drill	5
#354	broken sword	6
#591	bronze breastplate	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#104	brown paper bag mask	4
#92	brown paper pants	5
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#792	bugbear beanie	3
#789	bugbear bungguard	3
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#539	bunny liver	7
#375	buoybottoms	1
#541	burst hellseal brain	6
#77	butterfly knife	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#402	can of maces	2
#269	can of spinach	8
#461	candy knuckles	5
#968	capacitor relay	9
#222	cardboard katana	2
#409	cardboard wakizashi	4
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#508	cement sandals	2
#78	centurion helmet	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#190	charming flute	2
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#802	cheap studded belt	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#388	chef's hat	21
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#321	chintzy saucepan earring	2
#209	chintzy seal pendant	5
#259	chintzy turtle brooch	3
#824	chopsticks	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#984	chrome ore	1
#169	chrome sword hilt	1
#533	clay peace-sign bead	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#1328	clown hammer	8
#652	clown shoes	2
#238	clownskin belt	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#435	coffin lid	2
#119	cold water bottle	3
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#85	combat fan	1
#123	compression stocking	8
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#864	cool whip	1
#738	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
#317	corn holder	3
#437	corncob pipe	2
#850	cornuthaum	1
#7	corroded breeches	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#259	costume sword	2
#95	crêepy mask	3
#138	cracker	1
#217	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#114	crowbar	2
#706	crowbarrr	1
#80	crown-shaped beanie	4
#223	crusty hula hoop	1
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#78	cubic zirconia	15
#256	curmudgel	3
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#28	dark baconstone ring	1
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#34	dark porquoise ring	1
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#113	deep six-shooter	1
#1130	defective skull	7
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#217	denim axe	2
#270	dented harmonica	5
#909	designer handbag	2
#61	dethklok	1
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#868	dirty hobo gloves	4
#32	dirty rigging rope	18
#1259	disco ball	7
#1127	disco mask	8
#345	dishrag	1
#424	donated candy	7
#424	donated food	5
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#395	double daisy	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#79	double-ice box	1
#103	double-ice britches	1
#170	double-ice cap	1
#42	doubt cannon	2
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#297	dreadlock whip	2
#134	dress pants	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#1370	drywall axe	4
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1823	duct tape	4
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#43	duct tape dockers	2
#108	duct tape shirt	1
#231	duct tape sword	1
#177	dungeoneer's dungarees	7
#77	duonoculars	4
#1315	dusty Crimbo crate	2
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#160	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	5
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#855	eXtreme scarf	1
#746	easter egg balloon	33
#18	eelskin hat	2
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#133	eggman noodles	1
#185	eldritch effluvium	157
#29	eldritch essence	8
#16	eldritch hat	1
#61	eldritch mushroom pizza	1
#18	eldritch scanner	2
#489	electrical thingamabob	2
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#89	elegant nightstick	4
#172	elephant stinger	2
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#971	elven socks	3
#22	elven tambourine	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#651	enchanted toothpick	1
#1085	encoder ring	2
#354	energy drink IV	5
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#94	expensive camera	9
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#67	extremely wet T-shirt	1
#806	f3d0r4	2
#21	faded green protest sign	2
#17	faded red protest sign	2
#1986	fake fake vomit	1
#1309	fake hand	7
#421	fake plastic grass	4
#124	fancy ball mask	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#534	fancy opera glasses	6
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#42	fear condenser	2
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#303	fez of etymology	1
#677	figurine of a charred seal	3
#487	figurine of a cold seal	10
#727	figurine of a sleek seal	2
#332	figurine of a stinking seal	6
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#33	filigreed hamethyst necklace	2
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#606	filthy corduroys	5
#597	filthy knitted dread sack	5
#602	filthy pestle	1
#233	finger cymbals	2
#39	fire axe	1
#80	fish stick	1
#811	flaming crutch	2
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#148	flaming sword	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#136	flask flops	3
#94	fleetwood chain	5
#37	flickering pixel	3
#576	foam dart	26
#497	foam noodle	1
#400	foolscap fool's cap	6
#269	foon	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#444	frayed rope belt	2
#234	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#1034	friendly cheez blob	2
#193	frigid hankyū	2
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#491	frilly skirt	5
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#99	frozen turtle shell	1
#1315	fudgecule	6
#436	furniture dolly	2
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#49	furry kilt	2
#427	furry pants	1
#261	fuzzy busby	12
#803	fuzzy dice	7
#140	fuzzy earmuffs	22
#320	fuzzy montera	6
#830	garish pinky ring	2
#94	gator skin	94
#71	gatorskin umbrella	6
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#18	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
#24	ghast iron cleaver	1
#17	ghast iron codpiece	1
#16	ghast iron heater shield	1
#14	ghast iron ingot	7
#100	ghost accordion	1
#253	ghost of a necklace	16
#123	ghost toga	1
#66	ghostly dagger	2
#120	giant artisanal rice peeler	3
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#122	giant clay ashtray	1
#700	giant designer sunglasses	4
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#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1342	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8110	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4345	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3848	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3859	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#488	tip jar	1
#1051	titanium assault umbrella	1
#109	tommy gun	1
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#475	torn hellseal sinew	6
#126	tortoboggan	1
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#13	toxic mop	1
#78	toy accordion	2
#1868	toy crazy train	2
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#51	toy taijijian	1
#1384	toy train	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#102	troll britches	2
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#442	tube sock	1
#1415	turtle totem	5
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#94	twisted-up wet towel	1
#277	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
#100	unrequired jacket	1
#488	vampire collar	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#29	velcro broadsword	2
#443	vibrating cyborg knife	11
#589	viking helmet	10
#8	villainous scythe	1
#27	vinyl boots	1
#601	vorpal blade	4
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#406	war tongs	2
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#118	warbear exo-arm	2
#124	warbear foil hat	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#125	warbear liquid overcoat	12
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#127	warbear requisition box	43
#234	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
#22	warbear thermoregulator bread	24
#15	warbear warrior bread	29
🥈	washboard shield	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#261	whalebone corset	1
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#354	white collar	3
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#574	white satin pants	3
#581	white satin shield	1
#566	white sword	4
#88	white whip	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#399	witty rapier	4
#1079	wolf mask	2
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#271	wool hat	6
#15	wool sock	7
#207	world's smallest violin	2
#553	worn tophat	1
#115	woven baling wire bracelets	8
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#357	wrench bracelet	9
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#1329	x-ray specs	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#606	yohohoyo	1

Wow, that's 44,229 items total!

what items are this player missing?