| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #669 | duct tape | 42 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #573 | hobo nickel | 332 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #37 | octopus's spade | 8 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |