| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| đŸ¥‡ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1070 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1726 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | blue ribbon | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| đŸ¥‰ | control crystal | 1 |
| #669 | duct tape | 42 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #804 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5339 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2397 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #571 | hobo nickel | 332 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #1425 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1208 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #37 | octopus's spade | 8 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #176 | polka-dot bow tie | 3 |
| #1108 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1810 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #122 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #531 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| đŸ¥‡ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #868 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #228 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |