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| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
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| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
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| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
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| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
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| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
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| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
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| #20 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1,340 |
| #26 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1,497 |
| #19 | dusty bottle of Port | 1,682 |
| #14 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1,906 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
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| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #796 | filthy lucre | 42 |
| #52 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
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| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
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| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
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| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
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| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
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| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
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| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
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| #221 | towel | 42 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
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| #24 | useless powder | 47,139 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
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| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
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| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |