| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #329 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 32 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #128 | BitterSweetTarts | 11 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #792 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #486 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #775 | Drowsy Sword | 21 |
| #35 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 4 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #57 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #659 | Go-Wassail | 17 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #484 | Iron Beta of Industry | 15 |
| #304 | Jocko Homo's head | 6 |
| #23 | Kudzu slaw | 51 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #22 | Mansquito's blood | 64 |
| #255 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 11 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #290 | Misty Robe | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #163 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 8 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #119 | Piddles | 11 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #91 | Polka Pop | 11 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #52 | Stephen's lab coat | 4 |
| #334 | Supernova Champagne | 11 |
| #20 | The Author's inkwell | 65 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #599 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 12 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #81 | aerated diving helmet | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1196 | badass belt | 46 |
| #19 | bag of random words | 69 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #484 | bottle of bubbles | 13 |
| #799 | bottle of goofballs | 32 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #322 | burnt flower | 4 |
| #457 | commemorative war stein | 22 |
| #123 | designer handbag | 19 |
| #475 | divine blowout | 3 |
| #474 | divine can of silly string | 3 |
| #498 | divine champagne flute | 3 |
| #387 | divine champagne popper | 3 |
| #400 | divine cracker | 3 |
| #450 | divine noisemaker | 4 |
| #980 | drywall axe | 9 |
| #792 | easter egg balloon | 31 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #402 | facsimile dictionary | 27 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #267 | fuzzy earmuffs | 9 |
| #284 | fuzzy montera | 8 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #265 | ghost of a necklace | 14 |
| #737 | giant pinky ring | 19 |
| #347 | gold wedding ring | 17 |
| #101 | grue egg omelette | 35 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #310 | handful of moss | 11 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #686 | jerky coins | 18 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #339 | pack of pogs | 59 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #29 | psychic's amulet | 127 |
| #86 | psychic's circlet | 14 |
| #76 | psychic's crystal ball | 17 |
| #21 | psychic's pslacks | 175 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #362 | sawblade shield | 8 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1015 | shiny ring | 21 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #196 | snowball | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #399 | spade necklace | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #26 | sucker hakama | 6 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #125 | transporter transponder | 11 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #506 | wind-up meatcar | 15 |
| #200 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 284 |
| #138 | yellow glowstick | 10 |