| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #571 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥇 | Brimstone Bunker | 21 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #100 | Elder Turtle Shell | 14 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #57 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 13 |
| #55 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 13 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #75 | Safari Jack's moustache | 13 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #800 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #109 | bit of clingfilm | 31 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #230 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #2858 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #69 | cold nuggets | 79 |
| #132 | cold powder | 8 |
| #63 | cold wad | 117 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #288 | effluvious emerald | 4 |
| #915 | empty agua de vida bottle | 37 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #23 | frigid-ass club | 2 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #232 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #66 | grinning turtle | 4 |
| #684 | handful of confetti | 60 |
| #456 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #84 | hot nuggets | 93 |
| #113 | hot powder | 22 |
| #224 | hot wad | 20 |
| #23 | interesting-looking twig | 520 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #76 | lotion of stench | 17 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #243 | magical mystery juice | 62 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #229 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #196 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #191 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #263 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #55 | sleaze nuggets | 76 |
| #111 | sleaze powder | 14 |
| #178 | sleaze wad | 15 |
| #147 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #62 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #564 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #62 | spooky nuggets | 99 |
| #111 | spooky powder | 18 |
| #70 | spooky wad | 100 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #71 | stench nuggets | 91 |
| #110 | stench powder | 14 |
| #83 | stench wad | 141 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #31 | syncopated turtle | 9 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #543 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #233 | worthless knick-knack | 40 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |