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| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥇 | Brimstone Bunker | 21 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #98 | Elder Turtle Shell | 14 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #57 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 13 |
| #55 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 13 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #75 | Safari Jack's moustache | 13 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #800 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #109 | bit of clingfilm | 31 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #231 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #69 | cold nuggets | 79 |
| #131 | cold powder | 8 |
| #63 | cold wad | 117 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #288 | effluvious emerald | 4 |
| #915 | empty agua de vida bottle | 37 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #23 | frigid-ass club | 2 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #233 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #64 | grinning turtle | 4 |
| #679 | handful of confetti | 60 |
| #454 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #84 | hot nuggets | 93 |
| #112 | hot powder | 22 |
| #224 | hot wad | 20 |
| #22 | interesting-looking twig | 520 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #76 | lotion of stench | 17 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #243 | magical mystery juice | 62 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #230 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #158 | pink candygram | 3 |
| #197 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #190 | plain brown wrapper | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #264 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #55 | sleaze nuggets | 76 |
| #110 | sleaze powder | 14 |
| #178 | sleaze wad | 15 |
| #145 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #563 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #62 | spooky nuggets | 99 |
| #110 | spooky powder | 18 |
| #70 | spooky wad | 100 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #71 | stench nuggets | 91 |
| #109 | stench powder | 14 |
| #83 | stench wad | 141 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #31 | syncopated turtle | 9 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #539 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #232 | worthless knick-knack | 40 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |