| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #190 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 301 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1283 | filthy lucre | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #49 | green glowstick | 15 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #327 | hobo nickel | 887 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #213 | radium-flavored potato chips | 289 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #170 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 348 |
| #117 | worthless gewgaw | 107 |
| #82 | worthless knick-knack | 227 |
| #122 | worthless trinket | 94 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |