| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #376 | Chroner | 62 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1257 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #1994 | box of sunshine | 68 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #841 | duct tape | 28 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #383 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #881 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #453 | green clay bead | 15 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #270 | hobo nickel | 1,085 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #365 | pink clay bead | 34 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #86 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #199 | sack lunch | 20 |
| #340 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #218 | turtle pheromones | 19 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |