| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| š„ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| š„ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #364 | Chroner | 62 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| š„ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| š„ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| š„ | LWA ring | 1 |
| š„ | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #575 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| š„ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| š„ | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| š„ | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| š„ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #239 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| š„ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| š„ | blank note | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #1995 | box of sunshine | 68 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| š„ | detour shield | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #842 | duct tape | 28 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| š„ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #472 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #384 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #880 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #458 | green clay bead | 15 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| š„ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #269 | hobo nickel | 1,085 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1514 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1945 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| š„ | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #371 | pink clay bead | 34 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #476 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #85 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 11 |
| š„ | rxr shield | 1 |
| #202 | sack lunch | 20 |
| #339 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| š„ | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| š„ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| š„ | snow pants | 1 |
| #2052 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| š„ | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #215 | turtle pheromones | 19 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |