| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #364 | Chroner | 62 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1259 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #577 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #240 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #1995 | box of sunshine | 68 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #844 | duct tape | 28 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #473 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #384 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #883 | filthy lucre | 36 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #456 | green clay bead | 15 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #2803 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #269 | hobo nickel | 1,085 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1515 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1943 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #370 | pink clay bead | 34 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #475 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #86 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #201 | sack lunch | 20 |
| #340 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2049 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #216 | turtle pheromones | 19 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |