| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 4 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #395 | CRIMBCO scrip | 765 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #1028 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #951 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #296 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #367 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 18 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #408 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 19 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #121 | beavermouth | 64 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #1838 | box of sunshine | 81 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #101 | grilled mooseflank | 24 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1658 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #257 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #188 | magical pony: Pearjack | 10 |
| #244 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 8 |
| #182 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 13 |
| #218 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 9 |
| #231 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #115 | mooseflank | 49 |
| #72 | muskox-skin cap | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #11 | oldcake | 20 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #58 | portable dam | 2 |
| #10 | primitive candy cane | 27 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #48 | rhinestone | 2,009 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #9 | runny fermented egg | 33 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #10 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 7 |
| #11 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 7 |
| #14 | tiny plastic orphan | 7 |
| #11 | tiny plastic reindeer | 7 |
| #9 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 7 |
| #11 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 75 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #28 | yule pup | 5 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |