| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #298 | Crimbuck | 3,000 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #172 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #87 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #115 | fudgesicle | 3 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #123 | incense bath ball | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #134 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |