| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #299 | Crimbuck | 3,000 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #91 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #170 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #85 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #116 | fudgesicle | 3 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #122 | incense bath ball | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #449 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #96 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #927 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #135 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |