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| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #222 | Angelhair Culottes | 5 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #226 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #147 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 61 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #578 | Boss Bat britches | 26 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #784 | CRIMBCO scrip | 130 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Colander of Em-er'il | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #434 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #475 | Drowsy Sword | 40 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #569 | Goodfella contract | 23 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #219 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #260 | Instant Karma | 35 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #674 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 40 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #171 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 12 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #331 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 10 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #743 | badass belt | 69 |
| #795 | baggie of powdered sugar | 10 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #349 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #364 | bottle of goofballs | 68 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #49 | damp old wallet | 2 |
| #146 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #12 | double-ice britches | 15 |
| #39 | double-ice cap | 15 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #644 | easter egg balloon | 38 |
| #172 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 354 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #417 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #584 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #1027 | handful of confetti | 40 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #324 | heart of the volcano | 22 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #98 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 17 |
| #466 | obsidian dagger | 38 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #783 | old sweatpants | 72 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #51 | paperclip sproinger | 4 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #218 | pork elf goodies sack | 35 |
| #216 | radium-flavored potato chips | 287 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #112 | sealhide seal doll | 15 |
| #56 | sealhide snare | 21 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #327 | slow jam collection | 13 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #810 | spectre scepter | 40 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #95 | stainless steel shillelagh | 20 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #210 | sugar sheet | 15 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #448 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #312 | wad of cotton | 10 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #197 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 285 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |