Darsabre

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#239A. W. O. L. commendation26
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#786Asleep in the Cemetery2
#241Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#863BGE merchandise order form2
#796BGE shotglass11
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#3369Baron von Ratsworth's monocle2
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#371CRIMBCOLOAF7
#50Cinco Mayo Lager6
#12Clan pool table1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#507Crimbo candied pecan21
#454Crimbo fudge24
#414Crimbo peppermint bark26
#650Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#612Crimbuck1,610
#4249Crown of the Goblin King1
#1538Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#869FDKOL commendation5
🥇French slippers1
#83Frosty's arm1
#919Go-Wassail4
#52Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)3
#41Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)3
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#44Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo5
#486NPZR chemistry set4
#526Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#385Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#870Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#716Safari Jack's moustache2
#320Schrödinger's thermos69
#71Skullhead's Screw3
#138Tales of a Kansas Toymaker17
#62The Joy of Wassailing28
#703The Mariachi's guitar case2
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1413Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1030Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#673Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette5
#598Thwaitgold maggot statuette8
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1037Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette2
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#954Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#590Thwaitgold termite statuette10
#231Thwaitgold woollybear statuette5
#40Tome of Sugar Shummoning2
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#143Uncle Crimbo's Rations8
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#842Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide2
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#2405Valentine1
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#499Workytime Tea3
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#24Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#749ancient unspeakable fruitcake8
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#325asbestos ore20
#7429badass belt1
#1312ball3
#270banana22
#1427bath ball gift set1
#1444battered Crimbo Crate2
#233beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#690beholed bedsheet1
#45bindlestocking32
#878bit of clingfilm4
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#96bone aperitif6
#9bone crusher3
#65bone meal8
#508bottle of Blank-Out13
#599bottle of bubbles5
#216bottle of fire37
#1173bottle of goofballs21
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#2268box of sunshine52
#214breaded beer3
#1855brick6
#286brine67
#110bronze handcuffs1
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1272buckyball2
#849burst hellseal brain1
#93cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar6
#1890can of CRIMBCOLA2
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#2360candied yams2
#2565candy cane7
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#815candy stake8
#531canteen of wine50
#585casino pass3
#89charged magnet1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#12chocolate cigar77
#578chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
🥉control crystal1
#85daub-breaker2
#484dill85
#48drop of water-37318
🥈eerily silent box1
#729eggnog24
#1149elven limbos gingerbread7
#1910elven cellocello5
#685elven socks6
#946elven suicide capsule20
#36elven whittling knife3
#83emergency margarita1
#1126empty agua de vida bottle6
#1391evil googly eye1
#209facehugging alien2
#1009fake plastic grass1
#377fancy canapés1
#285fancy chocolate10
#411fancy chocolate car7
#2035fancy dress ball2
#205fat bottom quark8
#968festive holiday hat3
#686festive sausage2
#191fiery wing36
#125filet of The Fish1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#298fistful of ashes1
#27floaty rock3
#283floaty sand63
#88forbidden sausage3
#312fossilized demon skull1
#2153fruitcake4
#485ghost cucumber92
#453ghostly body paint3
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#1920giant discarded plastic fork2
#1146giant discarded torn-up glove2
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1857gingerbread bugbear7
#920gingerbread horror7
#608gingerbread house1
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#21glob of Blank-Out1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#1916googly eye3
#193grass hat1
#250green candygram1
#1225gyroscope1
#204hamlet sandwich7
#908handful of confetti47
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1210heart of the volcano3
#2516herbal stuffing1
#969herringcello20
#491hideous egg3
#867holiday cheese log1
#104hot daub6
#312hushed puppy1
#691invisible bag1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#734jawbruiser4
#909jerky coins5
#1258kite4
#162lawnmower blade1
#1830licorice garrote1
#291live lobster1
#510live wire2
#294lollipop stick203
#325marshmallow flambé2
#280memory of a C2
#308memory of an A1
#163memory of some delicious amino acids7
#37mime soul fragment154
#1340motivational poster1
#74muffled muffuletta5
#490mulled cider1
#215mummy costume34
#1680mylar scout drone1
#169mysterious present1
#965nanite-infested candy cane11
#1042nanite-infested eggnog5
#720nanite-infested fruitcake7
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#467necrotizing body spray4
#289nega-mushroom1
#41nuclear stockpile1
#602obsidian dagger30
#1616oozenog3
#320orange candygram1
#435orange peel hat1
#1761pail1
#983pair of bolt cutters3
#84panicked kernel1
#519paperclip74
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#1238passable elf mask4
#1106penguin focaccia bread17
#229petrified wood47
#332phish stick3
#308pig-iron helm1
#168pile of loose snow1
#226pixel cross1
#227pixel holy water1
#66pixel morning star1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1064pocketwatch on a chain2
#74pointy red hat6
#1035pork elf goodies sack4
#564portable photocopier10
#1713possessed top2
#812potted cactus1
#496press-on ribs3
#1079pulsing flesh3
#263pumpkinhead mask29
#271raisin1
#721really dense meat stack8
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#901red gummi ingot4
#805rigid carapace6
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#103scissor duck1
#758shredded hellseal hide1
#91shushed potatoes4
#165skull of the Bonerdagon9
#42sleeping stocking29
#1272slow jam collection1
#1831solid gold bowling ball4
#488soy cordial1
#337spaghetti cult mask1
#2380spectre scepter6
#194spooky bark92
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#210spooky sap52
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#1332stray chihuahua1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#2120stuffing2
#720sucker scaffold2
#468tattered paper crown2
#124thermos of brew4
#785throwing wrench6
#99tiny goth giant1
#545tofu casserole1
#2069top1
#666torn hellseal sinew2
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#923trilobite fossil1
#625twitching claw8
#4unearthed volcanic meteoroid1
#997unstable DNA39
#1547useless powder7
#359vinegar109
#397wad of cotton7
#448whisker pencil3
#276white candygram1
#91willowy bonnet1
#709wind-up meatcar4
#615witch hat1
#248wolfman mask30
#82wriggling tentacle1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 4,557 items total!

what items are this player missing?