Cupcakes of Hell

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#491A. W. O. L. commendation10
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#81Amulet of Yendor241
#268Ancient Saucehelm8
#286Angelhair Culottes4
#162Argarggagarg's fang9
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#83Atomic Comic4
#27Ax of L'rose1
#288Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
#126Baron von Ratsworth's money clip4
#196Baron von Ratsworth's monocle48
#509Baron von Ratsworth's tophat4
#612Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#218Bling of the New Wave6
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1173Boss Bat britches10
#39Brimstone Beret1
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#100Brimstone Boxers1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#633CRIMBCO mug17
#201CRIMBCO scrip2,000
#241CRIMBCO wine31
#288CSA fire-starting kit27
#29Chester's Aquarius medallion2
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#96Claw of the Infernal Seal9
#1070Codpiece of the Goblin King6
#401Colander of Em-er'il6
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#672Crimbuck1,400
#2255Crown of the Goblin King7
#288DNOTC Box1
#245Dickory Farms Gift Basket24
#347Disco 'Fro Pick8
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#258Drowsy Sword73
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#198Elder Turtle Shell10
#337FDKOL commendation1,047
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
🥇French slippers1
#84Frosty's arm1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#142Galapagosian Cuisses7
#143Garter of the Turtle Poacher7
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#151Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer3
#224Goodfella contract219
#143Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob7
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#223Heimandatz's heart7
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#42Hodgman's bow tie2
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#144Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#76Humanitini1
#147Instant Karma74
#219Iron Beta of Industry45
#304Jocko Homo's head6
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#96Krakrox's Loincloth9
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#328La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez4
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#318Lederhosen of the Night4
#1061Let Me Be!1
#60Li'l Businessman Kit5
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#351Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet73
#85Loudmouth Larry Lamprey668
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#914Microplushie: Hippylase2
#874Microplushie: Otakulone3
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#812Microplushie: Sororitrate3
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#225Mr. Haggis2
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#149Newman's Own Trousers7
#690Nickel Gamma of Frugality6
#74Nuclear Blastball52
#79Oh, the Humanitini1
#77Okee-Dokee soda8
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#40Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork2
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#417Orange Star of Sacrifice5
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#92PB&BP1
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#255Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip8
#259Pokëmann figurine: Duck6
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#350Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump4
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#241Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan6
#230Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap9
#115Pokëmann figurine: Moog6
#288Pokëmann figurine: Nothing5
#260Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu8
#143Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth5
#230Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf9
#349Pokëmann figurine: Twitter6
#408Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite5
#389Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth5
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#369Red Pill1
#100Ring of Fire1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#204Safari Jack's moustache7
#134Scalp of Gorgolok14
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#945Summer Nights1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#247Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#432The Mariachi's guitar case4
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#778Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1026Time Juice6
#936Travels with Jerry1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#42Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt18
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#126Van der Graaf helmet1
#216Volartta's bellbottoms6
#203Wand of Oscus1
#771Workytime Tea1
#393Yakisoba's hat4
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#204actual reality goggles2
#379adorable seal larva7
#190airblaster gun1
🥇all-year sucker1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#486around the world1
#296astral mushroom37
#2450baconstone1
#401badass belt107
#72bag of airline peanuts302
#502bag of bones1
#498banana-frosted king cake5
#136baneful bandolier1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#414bath ball gift set12
#28battered old top-hat1
#188beer-scented teddy bear3
#788beertini1
#44bewitching boots1
#39bindle of joy3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#43birthday party jellybean cheesecake2
#78bit of clingfilm38
#84black candy heart169
#54black candygram1
#132black lotus1
#85black-and-blue light681
#1654blood flower1
#826blue class ring1
#607blue glowstick2
#96blue plasma ball645
#253blue plastic baby1
🥈blue ribbon1
#31blue-frosted astral cupcake55
#459blueberry-frosted king cake2
#27boilermaker111
#943bone chips1
#96booze-soaked cherry6
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#204bottle of goofballs106
#266bottle of realpagne1
#231bottle of vodka100
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#28box of Pokëmann band-aids104
#979box of sunshine251
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#42brazen bracelet1
#131brick262
#110bronze handcuffs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#481bunny liver9
#408burnt flower1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#851burst hellseal brain1
#545can of fake snow1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#289chainsaw chain1
#91cheap studded belt650
#69cheap toaster22
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#664cherry1
#274cherry pie1
#576chloroform rag1
#258chocolate-frosted king cake8
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#51clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#68clown hammer307
#202clownskin harness1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#131comfy pillow4
#215confusing LED clock5
🥉control crystal1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#105correction fluid12
#6corroded breeches1
#5corrosive cowl1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#736corrupted data1
#19creepy-ass club1
#113crotchety pants1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#91crusty hula hoop5
#9cupcake-in-a-cup68
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#79cymbal syrup186
#123das boot1
#90defective skull238
#13delectable fire ant280
#1796delicious salad1
#21delicious shimmering moth465
#20delicious stinkbug309
#923demon skin1
#97demon whip1
#134demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#64depleted uranium seal figurine9
#41devil's-food cake1
#15diabolical crossbow1
#6dirty martini1
#127distention pill1
#655donkey flipbook1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#116double-ice cap2
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#363duct tape104
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#255duct tape wallet1
#38dungeon dragon chest1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#1553easter egg balloon15
#111electric crutch1
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#871empty blowgun1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#68encoder ring244
#443ennui-flavored potato chips80
#26evil-ass club1
#82explosion-flavored chewing gum297
#743extra-greasy slider1
#137facsimile dictionary69
#80fake fake vomit313
#75fake hand294
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#1174festive sausage1
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#1028filthy lucre25
#1764fire1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#62fish juice box39
#96flashing novelty button7
#85flavored foot massage oil631
#84flyest of shirts1
#78foam dart694
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#271foon1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#408friendly cheez blob6
#45frigid-ass club1
#62fudge pocket square1
#324funhouse mirror1
#688fuzzy busby1
#76fuzzy dice27
#591fuzzy earmuffs1
#323gearbox necklace3
#78giant clay ashtray6
#66giant marshmallow7
#140gin-soaked blotter paper5
#1206gloomy black mushroom2
#793gold wedding ring1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#882green balloon1
#1158green candy heart1
#250green candygram1
#1005green glowstick1
🥈green traffic cone1
#13green-frosted astral cupcake242
#5grisly shield1
#850grue egg31
#734grue egg omelette1
#184haggis socks2
#174haggis-infused soap4
#102hair of the calf2
#402half-rotten brain1
#2400hamethyst1
#554handful of confetti73
#86handful of numbers4
#133hardened slime belt1
#148hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
#3382heart necklace1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#185heart of the volcano37
#17heart-shaped balloon4,000
#92hideous egg23
#19hobo dungarees1
#27hobo stogie1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#258hot buttered roll1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#231hot egg1
#201hot stuffing1
#24hot-ass club1
#22incredibly dense meat gem1
#33innuendo11
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#63jazz soap339
#212jewelry-making pliers2
#41jingle bell1
#56joybuzzer356
#268lavender candygram1
#186lawn dart2
#45leather aviator's cap1
#897leather mask1
#491left half of a heart necklace1
🥉left-handed melodica1
#60lifeless meat doll1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#42long-stemmed rose48
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#570lovecat tail1
#767macaroni duck3
#75magical ice cube with a fly in it268
🥉marinara jug1
#666martini1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#72monster pants7
#47monstrous monocle1
#134mood ring102
#618motivational poster6
#37musty moccasins1
#120mysterious silver lapel pin13
#20nasty-ass club1
#231obnoxious riddle2
#196obsidian dagger66
#196old school calculator watch1
#188old school flying disc2
#1190old sweatpants26
#320orange candygram1
#896orange glowstick2
#77orange leather lanyard7
#14orange-frosted astral cupcake302
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#74paint bomb42
#988papaya1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#274paranormal ricotta2
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#15pernicious cudgel1
#82personal massager534
#264personalized birthday cake6
#112personalized coffee mug643
#72pet rock "Groucho" disguise279
#71pet rock "Snooty" disguise293
#495petrified time1
#332phish stick3
#293pig-iron bracers1
#125pig-iron helm2
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#254pile of useless robot parts1
#90pin-stripe slacks3
#553pink glowstick4
#382pink plastic baby1
#12pink-frosted astral cupcake126
#30pirate fledges3
#592pitchfork1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#26plump juicy grub562
#149pork elf goodies sack52
#2213porquoise1
#37potted cactus6,000
#145pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#47propeller beanie1
#421purple glowstick3
#8purple-frosted astral cupcake1,736
#36puzzling ribbon1
#182quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments6
#342questionable taco1
#483radium-flavored potato chips81
#505really dense meat stack13
#161red balloon2
#163red plastic baby3
#110red wagon4
#564rib of the Bonerdagon3
#65rickety old unicycle1
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#170rockfish stomach1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#85rubber band gun3
#79rubber emo roe305
#347rusty bonesaw1
#175rusty chain necklace20
🥇rxr shield1
#411s'more4
#108sack lunch313
#1033sandwich of the gods6
#202sawblade shield17
#150scintillating powder1
#31scrumptious ice ant86
#421seal-blubber candle2
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#301sealhide seal doll1
#196sealhide snare1
#86sealhide whip1
#149severed flipper1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#83shimmering tendrils7
#109shock belt1
#71silver keg1
#227silver shotgun shell1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#247slow jam collection18
#29smoking talon2
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#94sock garters1
#322solid gold bowling ball58
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#417spark plug earring2
#452spectre scepter72
🥈speed limit shield1
#300sponge cake1
#560spooky bicycle chain4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#682spork1
#988squirming egg sac1
#220stainless steel scarf13
#72stainless steel shillelagh22
#86stainless steel skullcap17
#197stainless steel slacks13
#243stainless steel solitaire10
#568stainless steel suspenders7
#82stick-on eyebrow piercing675
#85sticky gloves3
🥇stop shield1
#788stray chihuahua3
#38stress ball21
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#1967stuffed martini1
#8802stuffed snowy owl1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#593supportive bra1
#139synthetic dog hair pill1
#15tasty louse236
#59tattered paper crown5
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#174tin star1
#375tiny bottle of absinthe37
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1341tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1362tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1343tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1344tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#478tree skirt1
#360untamable turtle6
#544unusual disco ball5
#245vampire glitter1
#58velvet choker1
#961vertebra of the Bonerdagon6
#8villainous scythe1
#466vodka martini1
#133wad of cotton21
🥇wand of fudge control1
#151waterlogged crate1
#26wax hat1
#23wax pants1
#30white balloon5,000
#74whoopie cushion308
#91willowy bonnet1
#72willyweed48
#87wind-up chattering teeth274
#265wine-soaked bone chips3
#446wintergreen-flavored potato chips77
#467woven baling wire bracelets2
#223wrench bracelet16
#462wumpus hair1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#84x-ray specs243
#439yellow glowstick3
#71yellow snowcone334
🥇yield shield1
#20yummy death watch beetle203
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 40,263 items total!

what items are this player missing?