Cupcakes of Hell

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#491A. W. O. L. commendation10
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#80Amulet of Yendor241
#268Ancient Saucehelm8
#287Angelhair Culottes4
#163Argarggagarg's fang9
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#81Atomic Comic4
#27Ax of L'rose1
#289Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
#126Baron von Ratsworth's money clip4
#196Baron von Ratsworth's monocle48
#509Baron von Ratsworth's tophat4
#614Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#760Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#218Bling of the New Wave6
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1166Boss Bat bling2
#1172Boss Bat britches10
#40Brimstone Beret1
#64Brimstone Bludgeon1
#101Brimstone Boxers1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#633CRIMBCO mug17
#201CRIMBCO scrip2,000
#241CRIMBCO wine31
#288CSA fire-starting kit27
#29Chester's Aquarius medallion2
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#97Claw of the Infernal Seal9
#1071Codpiece of the Goblin King6
#402Colander of Em-er'il6
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#673Crimbuck1,400
#2254Crown of the Goblin King7
#287DNOTC Box1
#245Dickory Farms Gift Basket24
#346Disco 'Fro Pick8
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#260Drowsy Sword73
#619El Sombrero De Lopez4
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#199Elder Turtle Shell10
#337FDKOL commendation1,047
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
🥇French slippers1
#83Frosty's arm1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#142Galapagosian Cuisses7
#143Garter of the Turtle Poacher7
#743Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#151Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer3
#224Goodfella contract219
#144Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob7
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#223Heimandatz's heart7
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#42Hodgman's bow tie2
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's lucky sock1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#98Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#75Humanitini1
#147Instant Karma74
#220Iron Beta of Industry45
#305Jocko Homo's head6
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1091Knob Goblin love potion1
#97Krakrox's Loincloth9
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#329La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez4
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#319Lederhosen of the Night4
#1063Let Me Be!1
#60Li'l Businessman Kit5
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#351Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet73
#86Loudmouth Larry Lamprey668
#851Maxing, Relaxing1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#916Microplushie: Hippylase2
#876Microplushie: Otakulone3
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#813Microplushie: Sororitrate3
#56More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#226Mr. Haggis2
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#150Newman's Own Trousers7
#689Nickel Gamma of Frugality6
#75Nuclear Blastball52
#78Oh, the Humanitini1
#77Okee-Dokee soda8
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#40Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork2
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#417Orange Star of Sacrifice5
#304Order of the Silver Wossname2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#90PB&BP1
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#255Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip8
#259Pokëmann figurine: Duck6
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#350Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump4
#583Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking2
#241Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan6
#231Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap9
#115Pokëmann figurine: Moog6
#288Pokëmann figurine: Nothing5
#260Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu8
#143Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth5
#230Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf9
#349Pokëmann figurine: Twitter6
#408Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite5
#389Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth5
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#369Red Pill1
#100Ring of Fire1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#204Safari Jack's moustache7
#135Scalp of Gorgolok14
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#61Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#65Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#947Summer Nights1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#433The Mariachi's guitar case4
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#777Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#1805Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#2345Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1026Time Juice6
#936Travels with Jerry1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#42Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt18
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#126Van der Graaf helmet1
#217Volartta's bellbottoms6
#205Wand of Oscus1
#771Workytime Tea1
#394Yakisoba's hat4
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#204actual reality goggles2
#378adorable seal larva7
#190airblaster gun1
🥇all-year sucker1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#486around the world1
#297astral mushroom37
#2450baconstone1
#402badass belt107
#71bag of airline peanuts302
#502bag of bones1
#498banana-frosted king cake5
#137baneful bandolier1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#414bath ball gift set12
#28battered old top-hat1
#188beer-scented teddy bear3
#787beertini1
#44bewitching boots1
#39bindle of joy3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#43birthday party jellybean cheesecake2
#78bit of clingfilm38
#84black candy heart169
#54black candygram1
#132black lotus1
#85black-and-blue light681
#1653blood flower1
#827blue class ring1
#607blue glowstick2
#98blue plasma ball645
#253blue plastic baby1
🥈blue ribbon1
#31blue-frosted astral cupcake55
#459blueberry-frosted king cake2
#27boilermaker111
#943bone chips1
#97booze-soaked cherry6
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#204bottle of goofballs106
#265bottle of realpagne1
#233bottle of vodka100
#38bounty-hunting helmet1
#32bounty-hunting pants1
#38bounty-hunting rifle1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#28box of Pokëmann band-aids104
#979box of sunshine251
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#41brazen bracelet1
#131brick262
#110bronze handcuffs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#478bunny liver9
#407burnt flower1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#849burst hellseal brain1
#546can of fake snow1
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#289chainsaw chain1
#92cheap studded belt650
#69cheap toaster22
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#664cherry1
#272cherry pie1
#576chloroform rag1
#258chocolate-frosted king cake8
#2111chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#50clingfilm tangle1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#68clown hammer307
#202clownskin harness1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#131comfy pillow4
#215confusing LED clock5
🥉control crystal1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#105correction fluid12
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#735corrupted data1
#19creepy-ass club1
#113crotchety pants1
#364crumbling rat skull1
#91crusty hula hoop5
#9cupcake-in-a-cup68
#36cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#80cymbal syrup186
#124das boot1
#90defective skull238
#13delectable fire ant280
#1795delicious salad1
#21delicious shimmering moth465
#21delicious stinkbug309
#923demon skin1
#97demon whip1
#134demon-horned hat1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#65depleted uranium seal figurine9
#41devil's-food cake1
#15diabolical crossbow1
#6dirty martini1
#126distention pill1
#656donkey flipbook1
#79double-ice box1
#103double-ice britches1
#116double-ice cap2
#266dry martini1
#213dry vodka martini1
#365duct tape104
#81duct tape buckler1
#129duct tape dockers1
#93duct tape fedora1
#109duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#256duct tape wallet1
#38dungeon dragon chest1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#1554easter egg balloon15
#111electric crutch1
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#870empty blowgun1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#68encoder ring244
#443ennui-flavored potato chips80
#26evil-ass club1
#82explosion-flavored chewing gum297
#746extra-greasy slider1
#138facsimile dictionary69
#80fake fake vomit313
#74fake hand294
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#1174festive sausage1
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#1031filthy lucre25
#1763fire1
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
#62fish juice box39
#96flashing novelty button7
#86flavored foot massage oil631
#84flyest of shirts1
#78foam dart694
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#269foon1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#409friendly cheez blob6
#45frigid-ass club1
#62fudge pocket square1
#324funhouse mirror1
#689fuzzy busby1
#76fuzzy dice27
#592fuzzy earmuffs1
#323gearbox necklace3
#78giant clay ashtray6
#66giant marshmallow7
#142gin-soaked blotter paper5
#1206gloomy black mushroom2
#793gold wedding ring1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#882green balloon1
#1159green candy heart1
#250green candygram1
#1006green glowstick1
🥈green traffic cone1
#13green-frosted astral cupcake242
#6grisly shield1
#851grue egg31
#733grue egg omelette1
#183haggis socks2
#174haggis-infused soap4
#102hair of the calf2
#401half-rotten brain1
#2400hamethyst1
#556handful of confetti73
#85handful of numbers4
#134hardened slime belt1
#150hardened slime hat1
#143hardened slime pants1
#3384heart necklace1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#186heart of the volcano37
#17heart-shaped balloon4,000
#92hideous egg23
#19hobo dungarees1
#27hobo stogie1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#258hot buttered roll1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#231hot egg1
#201hot stuffing1
#24hot-ass club1
#23incredibly dense meat gem1
#33innuendo11
#454intriguing puzzle box1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#63jazz soap339
#213jewelry-making pliers2
#41jingle bell1
#57joybuzzer356
#268lavender candygram1
#186lawn dart2
#46leather aviator's cap1
#896leather mask1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
🥉left-handed melodica1
#60lifeless meat doll1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#42long-stemmed rose48
#241lotion of sleaziness1
#569lovecat tail1
#767macaroni duck3
#75magical ice cube with a fly in it268
🥉marinara jug1
#665martini1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#72monster pants7
#47monstrous monocle1
#135mood ring102
#618motivational poster6
#37musty moccasins1
#120mysterious silver lapel pin13
#20nasty-ass club1
#231obnoxious riddle2
#197obsidian dagger66
#197old school calculator watch1
#188old school flying disc2
#1189old sweatpants26
#320orange candygram1
#896orange glowstick2
#77orange leather lanyard7
#14orange-frosted astral cupcake302
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#74paint bomb42
#987papaya1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#276paranormal ricotta2
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#84penguinskin mini-skirt1
#16pernicious cudgel1
#84personal massager534
#264personalized birthday cake6
#113personalized coffee mug643
#72pet rock "Groucho" disguise279
#71pet rock "Snooty" disguise293
#495petrified time1
#332phish stick3
#293pig-iron bracers1
#126pig-iron helm2
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#255pile of useless robot parts1
#90pin-stripe slacks3
#553pink glowstick4
#382pink plastic baby1
#12pink-frosted astral cupcake126
#30pirate fledges3
#592pitchfork1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#214plexiglass pants1
#212plexiglass pendant1
#329plexiglass pikestaff1
#214plexiglass pinky ring1
#289plexiglass pith helmet1
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#26plump juicy grub562
#149pork elf goodies sack52
#2213porquoise1
#37potted cactus6,000
#144pregnant gloomy black mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#47propeller beanie1
#421purple glowstick3
#8purple-frosted astral cupcake1,736
#36puzzling ribbon1
#183quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments6
#342questionable taco1
#483radium-flavored potato chips81
#505really dense meat stack13
#161red balloon2
#163red plastic baby3
#110red wagon4
#565rib of the Bonerdagon3
#67rickety old unicycle1
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#170rockfish stomach1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#85rubber band gun3
#79rubber emo roe305
#347rusty bonesaw1
#177rusty chain necklace20
🥇rxr shield1
#411s'more4
#108sack lunch313
#1032sandwich of the gods6
#204sawblade shield17
#151scintillating powder1
#31scrumptious ice ant86
#422seal-blubber candle2
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#301sealhide seal doll1
#196sealhide snare1
#86sealhide whip1
#149severed flipper1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#84shimmering tendrils7
#109shock belt1
#71silver keg1
#228silver shotgun shell1
🥉slippery when wet shield1
#246slow jam collection18
#29smoking talon2
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#94sock garters1
#323solid gold bowling ball58
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#419spark plug earring2
#450spectre scepter72
🥈speed limit shield1
#301sponge cake1
#560spooky bicycle chain4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#682spork1
#988squirming egg sac1
#221stainless steel scarf13
#73stainless steel shillelagh22
#85stainless steel skullcap17
#197stainless steel slacks13
#243stainless steel solitaire10
#568stainless steel suspenders7
#83stick-on eyebrow piercing675
#85sticky gloves3
🥇stop shield1
#786stray chihuahua3
#38stress ball21
#8943stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#1966stuffed martini1
#8804stuffed snowy owl1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#592supportive bra1
#139synthetic dog hair pill1
#15tasty louse236
#59tattered paper crown5
#42time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#141time sword1
#43time trousers1
#174tin star1
#376tiny bottle of absinthe37
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1356tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#478tree skirt1
#360untamable turtle6
#545unusual disco ball5
#245vampire glitter1
#58velvet choker1
#961vertebra of the Bonerdagon6
#8villainous scythe1
#465vodka martini1
#133wad of cotton21
🥇wand of fudge control1
#151waterlogged crate1
#26wax hat1
#23wax pants1
#30white balloon5,000
#74whoopie cushion308
#91willowy bonnet1
#72willyweed48
#87wind-up chattering teeth274
#266wine-soaked bone chips3
#447wintergreen-flavored potato chips77
#468woven baling wire bracelets2
#224wrench bracelet16
#464wumpus hair1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#85x-ray specs243
#439yellow glowstick3
#71yellow snowcone334
🥇yield shield1
#20yummy death watch beetle203
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 40,263 items total!

what items are this player missing?