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| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #121 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 6 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #103 | Feynman gate | 120 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #142 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 6 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #269 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 5 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #93 | Tales from the Fireside | 8 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #83 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #205 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 28 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #185 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #127 | capacitor relay | 103 |
| #115 | carbon nanotube frame | 122 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #31 | colorful plastic ball | 4,383 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #668 | empty agua de vida bottle | 139 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #144 | fancy chocolate car | 21 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #146 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 20 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #365 | gyroscope | 8 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #219 | herringcello | 42 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #105 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #134 | ion grid | 115 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #263 | irradiated candy cane | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #276 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #106 | logic synthesizer | 133 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #210 | oozenog | 14 |
| #265 | pair of bolt cutters | 9 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #49 | parasitic claw | 4 |
| #41 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #22 | parasitic strangleworm | 4 |
| #21 | parasitic tentacles | 4 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #434 | penguin focaccia bread | 31 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #247 | pulsing flesh | 12 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
| #468 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 7 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #59 | sea blueberry | 24 |
| #51 | sea broccoli | 31 |
| #51 | sea cauliflower | 28 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #55 | sea persimmon | 33 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #56 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥈 | toast with jam | 2,058 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #152 | twitching claw | 22 |
| #523 | unstable DNA | 100 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #95 | wad of cotton | 26 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |