Museum :: BorisTheSpider

BorisTheSpider

Rank	Item	Quantity
#461	1-ball	10
#464	2-ball	9
#249	3-ball	23
#286	4-ball	19
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#306	5-ball	16
#271	6-ball	20
#414	7-ball	11
#296	9-ball	3
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#50	Adventurer bobblehead	4
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#88	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#446	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#173	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#48	Boris's key lime	16
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#1792	Boss Bat britches	4
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#33	Crimbo salad	13
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#154	D roll	76
#58	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#26	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	6
#118	Fantasma en la Máquina	28
#122	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	2
#133	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	2
#134	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	2
#39	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	4
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
#20	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	14
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#420	Goodfella contract	56
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#655	Green Clover of Justice	3
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#247	Hollandaise helmet	17
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#826	Iron Beta of Industry	6
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#13	Junior Adventurer's kit	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#59	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	35
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#115	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	27
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#39	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#64	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	6
#271	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	92
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#875	Microplushie: Bropane	2
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#887	Microplushie: Gothochondria	2
#914	Microplushie: Hippylase	2
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#819	Microplushie: Hobomosome	2
#919	Microplushie: Otakulone	2
#835	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
#869	Microplushie: Sororitrate	2
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#34	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	4
#168	New Zealand iced tea	68
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#75	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	7
#195	Orange Star of Sacrifice	11
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#40	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#58	Pecos Dave's sixgun	3
#96	Pink Heart of Spirit	11
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#96	Professor What T-Shirt	10
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#39	Red Roger's red left hand	1
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#128	Rompedores de Fantasmas	18
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#43	Saucepanic	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#56	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#70	Sogg-Os	7
#153	Strix stix	11
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#33	The Emperor's new hat	2
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#133	Thwaitgold ant statuette	7
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#358	Thwaitgold bug statuette	3
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1043	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
#135	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	2
#1221	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#227	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#351	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	3
#529	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
#323	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	4
#404	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#806	Thwaitgold termite statuette	5
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1526	Valentine	6
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#90	Wet Russian	3
#18	Xiblaxian 5D printer	23
#17	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	21
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#132	accord ion	1
#70	accordion file	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#127	actual reality goggles	12
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#67	alarm accordion	1
#116	alien drugs	23
#203	alien source code printout	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#108	arrowgram	32
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#32	asteroid belt	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#48	augmented-reality shades	10
#124	autocalliope	1
#342	badass belt	118
#2042	ball	1
#97	ball-in-a-cup	2
#10	balsam barrel	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#121	baritone accordion	1
#36	bark rootbeer	13
#75	beautiful rainbow	6
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#75	blank diary	2
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#478	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
#759	blue glowstick	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#256	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#134	bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#117	bottled day	2
#91	bowl of Jeal-O	69
#6714	box of sunshine	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#29	bread line	15
#691	brick	51
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#250	bunny liver	34
#851	burst hellseal brain	1
#882	can of Binarrrca	9
#154	can of CRIMBCOLA	13
#90	can of V-11	5
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#81	can of sterno	3
#52	candied bolts	15
#54	candied nuts	15
#1923	candy cane	13
#3108	candy stake	2
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#87	chintzy accordion pin	8
#188	chintzy disco ball pendant	5
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#253	chintzy seal pendant	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#25	communal gobstopper	18
#90	confusing LED clock	102
#123	cookie cookie	5
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#433	cream pie	1
#379	cyborg stompin' boot	5
#512	cymbal syrup	6
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#1355	defective skull	2
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1260	disco ball	7
#770	disco mask	22
#143	droll monocle	7
#498	dusty bottle of Marsala	21
#535	dusty bottle of Merlot	20
#455	dusty bottle of Muscat	25
#467	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	26
#406	dusty bottle of Port	36
#422	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	28
#81	ear poison	67
#1934	easter egg balloon	11
#2833	eggnog	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#80	eleven-foot pole	10
🥈	elevent	2
#95	expensive cigar	2
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#174	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#1985	fake fake vomit	1
#138	fancy beef jerky	1
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#905	figurine of a cold seal	1
#408	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
#572	figurine of a stinking seal	2
#46	filet of The Fish	4
#281	fistful of ashes	6
#48	fitness wristband	10
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#83	flask of mining oil	77
#85	fountain 'soda'	3
#104	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	5
#64	furry green earmuffs	1
#1240	fuzzy dice	5
#22	gamma nog	144
#100	ghost accordion	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#1335	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#110	gingerbread robot	6
#106	glass of herbal tequila	23
#130	glass of warm water	1
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#162	goblin water	1
#629	gold wedding ring	3
#334	golden ring	78
#51	government	3
#134	government cheese	24
#114	government-issued night-vision goggles	4
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#48	grease cannon	1
#19	grilled cheese sandwich	7
#2879	grue egg	6
#92	guancertina	1
#311	guard turtle shell	3
#120	gun cleaning kit	1
#594	handful of confetti	69
#82	handful of crafty noodles	6
#23	handful of juicy garbage	4
🥇	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
#36	headless sparrow	81
#1648	heart necklace	4
#752	heart of the volcano	8
#552	hellseal claw	1
#518	hellseal whisker	1
#964	helmet turtle	19
#103	hep waders	2
#53	high-temperature mining drill	1
#260	hot pink lipstick	2
#758	immense cyborg hand	6
#389	irradiated candy cane	10
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#49	java cookie	10
#1110	jazz soap	14
#131	jive turkey leg	17
#591	killing feather	56
#113	kiwi beak	11
#68	knobby kneepads	1
#384	laser-broiled pear	23
#134	leather bookmark	2
#132	legitimate business on the beach	25
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#53	loadstone	43
#52	loaf of alien bread	5
#280	longhaired hippy wig	2
#671	lucky rabbit's foot	10
#124	madius	2
#1892	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#424	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	3
#202	magical pony: Pearjack	9
#646	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#252	magical pony: Shutterfly	7
#206	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	10
#199	magical pony: Uniquity	10
#70	mama's squeezebox	1
#235	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#40	mangled squirrel	80
#241	mariachi hat	18
#1299	mariachi pants	1
#91	mariachi toothpaste	1
#20	meteorb	3
#31	meteorite guard	2
#60	meteortarboard	1
#68	meteorthopedic shoes	2
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#91	minin' dynamite	16
#1676	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#3219	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#54	natto pocky	4
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#54	neoprene skullcap	7
#108	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
#142	non-aged vinegar	12
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#72	nugget of Crimbonium	79
#88	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#2029	obsidian dagger	5
#54	old chum	4
#640	old sweatpants	99
#302	oozenog	10
#156	orange peel hat	3
#52	outlaw bandana	14
#129	padded tortoise	1
#1584	pants of the Slug Lord	1
#142	parasitic claw	2
#950	pasta spoon	10
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#82	peace accordion	1
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#85	pentatonic accordion	1
#101	peppermint tailings	321
#23	perl necklace	13
#282	personalized coffee mug	260
#45	petit 4.1	14
#27	petit fortran	15
#180	phish stick	6
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#382	pink plastic baby	1
#68	plaid cowboy hat	5
#531	plastic passion fruit	2
#202	polyalloy shield	11
#343	pool cue	18
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#1512	pulsing flesh	1
#80	pygmy concertinette	1
#37	quirky accordion	1
#113	radiator heater shield	2
#36	rat carcass	82
#765	ravioli hat	17
#109	really dense meat stack	42
#29	red ale	13
#73	reinforced furry underpants	1
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#70	ring of Detect Boring Doors	15
#36	ring of telling skeletons what to do	3
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#182	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#289	rogue swarmer	93
#173	roll of toilet paper	663
#231	ruby on canes	3
#62	rusted-out shootin' iron	6
#36	samurai turtle helmet	1
#1006	saucepan	16
#550	sawblade fragment	66
#975	seal tooth	2
#180	seal-brain elixir	4
#1083	seal-clubbing club	9
#503	seal-skull helmet	16
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#169	sealhide seal doll	8
#196	sealhide snare	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#95	seared dino steak	1
#68	sebaceous shield	1
#2313	shiny ring	3
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#104	shot of mescal	24
#760	shredded hellseal hide	1
#114	silver cheese-slicer	1
#90	silver cow skull	1
#136	silver salt-shaker	1
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#129	slap and tickle with a fly in it	2
#48	smart watch	10
#31	snailmail breeches	1
#94	sock garters	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#464	solid gold bowling ball	39
#172	space junk	8
#51	space port	3
#3320	spade necklace	1
#277	spaghetti cult mask	3
#261	spaghetti cult rosary	3
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#252	spangly mariachi pants	1
#214	spangly mariachi vest	1
#258	spangly sombrero	1
#1868	spectre scepter	11
#1487	spooky eggnog	4
#119	spoonful of Linguine-Os	4
#206	square CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#1710	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#690	stainless steel slacks	6
#1325	stainless steel solitaire	2
#1344	stainless steel suspenders	2
#280	star starfish	1
#61	stealth bomber	1
#88	stepmom's booze	4
#93	still-beating spleen	8
#105	stink-penny	61
#1206	stolen accordion	8
#109	strange shiny disc	50
#1334	stray chihuahua	1
#1931	stringy sinew	1
#2946	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	2
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#7825	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	2
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#7830	stuffed astral badger	2
#6372	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#6849	stuffed cocoabo	3
#7880	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	2
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#1291	stuffed martini	4
#7006	stuffed mind flayer	3
#3113	stuffed monocle	1
#7031	stuffed scary death orb	3
#7841	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	2
#6909	stuffed snowy owl	3
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#6285	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	4
#3136	stuffed teddy butler	1
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2706	stuffed treasure chest	1
#7823	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	2
#183	tangled mass of creepy pasta	2
#255	tattered paper crown	3
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#2848	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#203	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#8191	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4310	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#34	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	3
#34	tiny plastic Crimbomega	3
#34	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	3
#36	tiny plastic Crimbot	3
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#61	tiny plastic GORM-8	3
#35	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	3
#792	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#59	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	3
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#2771	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#34	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	3
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#34	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	3
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#2059	tiny plastic The Man	2
#61	tiny plastic Toybot	3
#2829	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	2
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#40	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	3
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8249	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#540	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#8094	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8220	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4497	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#35	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	3
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#233	tiny plastic fax machine	2
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8068	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#2823	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8111	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#2800	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8099	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#37	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	3
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8136	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2751	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#66	tiny plastic warbear	3
#60	tiny plastic warbear fortress	3
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#90	tobiko pocky	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#750	torn hellseal sinew	1
#111	torquoise	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#147	towel	61
#899	toy deathbot	1
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#2475	toy ray gun	1
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#69	tube sock	7
#1340	turtle totem	7
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#88	turtle wax shield	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#130	unquiet spirits	11
#1066	unstable DNA	35
#284	unstable laser battery	73
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#542	useless powder	194
#131	vampire pellet	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#370	vibrating cyborg knife	12
#586	wang	1
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#188	warbear accoutrements chunk	33
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#320	warbear beeping telegram	3
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#222	warbear drone assembler	2
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#209	warbear foil hat	1
#11	warbear goggles	1
#32	warbear gyro	17
#270	warbear gyrocopter	3
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#137	warbear helm fragment	49
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#140	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	9
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#355	warbear metalworking primer	2
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#179	warbear trouser fragment	32
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#103	whiskey in a broken glass	25
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1

Wow, that's 6,261 items total!

what items are this player missing?