| #102 | Amulet of Yendor | 200 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #789 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #389 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #325 | Corpse Island iced tea | 16 |
| #123 | Crimbo candied pecan | 223 |
| #129 | Crimbo fudge | 203 |
| #110 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 244 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #113 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 552 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #472 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 23 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #283 | Red Rover BB gun | 13 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #602 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #176 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #103 | bag of airline peanuts | 214 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #103 | black candy heart | 142 |
| #116 | black-and-blue light | 516 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #115 | blue plasma ball | 551 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #209 | brick | 183 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #267 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 31 |
| #642 | candied yams | 14 |
| #2339 | candy cane | 9 |
| #818 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #107 | cheap studded belt | 532 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #295 | clockwork key | 8 |
| #89 | clown hammer | 249 |
| #401 | club necklace | 16 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #273 | corpse on the beach | 18 |
| #248 | corpsedriver | 20 |
| #227 | corpsetini | 22 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #111 | cymbal syrup | 136 |
| #121 | defective skull | 195 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #168 | diamond necklace | 27 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #129 | dire fudgesicle | 20 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1043 | eggnog | 13 |
| #981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #364 | elven moonshine | 31 |
| #1137 | elven socks | 2 |
| #100 | encoder ring | 180 |
| #316 | epic wad | 1 |
| #106 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 224 |
| #127 | fake fake vomit | 214 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #115 | flavored foot massage oil | 534 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #107 | foam dart | 556 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #238 | giant designer sunglasses | 19 |
| #128 | gloomy black mushroom | 31 |
| #488 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #120 | jazz soap | 199 |
| #97 | joybuzzer | 230 |
| #736 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1727 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #96 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 218 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #100 | mood ring | 136 |
| #207 | nanite-infested candy cane | 80 |
| #1044 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #275 | pack of KWE trading card | 11 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #129 | personal massager | 271 |
| #133 | personalized coffee mug | 535 |
| #95 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 223 |
| #97 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 228 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #328 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #349 | robotronic egg | 72 |
| #6 | rocky raccoon | 100,000 |
| #1069 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #431 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 16 |
| #481 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #425 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 16 |
| #734 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #127 | rubber emo roe | 212 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #371 | spade necklace | 17 |
| #108 | spooky bark | 172 |
| #1488 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #944 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #101 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 568 |
| #440 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 102 |
| #352 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 104 |
| #543 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 79 |
| #453 | stuffed Meat | 103 |
| #859 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #352 | stuffed angry cow | 107 |
| #437 | stuffed astral badger | 96 |
| #514 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 87 |
| #908 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #400 | stuffed cocoabo | 97 |
| #592 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #650 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 71 |
| #439 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 96 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #381 | stuffed hand turkey | 101 |
| #404 | stuffed key | 140 |
| #817 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #663 | stuffed mind flayer | 72 |
| #369 | stuffed mink | 119 |
| #459 | stuffed monocle | 102 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #499 | stuffed scary death orb | 87 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #532 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 84 |
| #355 | stuffed snowy owl | 103 |
| #426 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 96 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #552 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 79 |
| #607 | stuffed teddy butler | 80 |
| #404 | stuffed tin of caviar | 111 |
| #405 | stuffed treasure chest | 143 |
| #500 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 86 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #7 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3,693 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2142 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2061 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #742 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2200 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #842 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4501 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6161 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2114 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #964 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #4799 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8204 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2732 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #884 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2820 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #697 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2110 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #440 | tofurkey gravy | 20 |
| #431 | tofurkey leg | 20 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1240 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1281 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #768 | unstable DNA | 59 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #188 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| #97 | whoopie cushion | 230 |
| #105 | x-ray specs | 195 |
| #118 | yellow snowcone | 218 |