| #103 | Amulet of Yendor | 200 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #325 | Corpse Island iced tea | 16 |
| #122 | Crimbo candied pecan | 223 |
| #130 | Crimbo fudge | 203 |
| #111 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 244 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #114 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 552 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #473 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 23 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #281 | Red Rover BB gun | 13 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #599 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #174 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #103 | bag of airline peanuts | 214 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #103 | black candy heart | 142 |
| #116 | black-and-blue light | 516 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #116 | blue plasma ball | 551 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #209 | brick | 183 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #268 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 31 |
| #643 | candied yams | 14 |
| #2337 | candy cane | 9 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #108 | cheap studded belt | 532 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #295 | clockwork key | 8 |
| #88 | clown hammer | 249 |
| #402 | club necklace | 16 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #273 | corpse on the beach | 18 |
| #247 | corpsedriver | 20 |
| #227 | corpsetini | 22 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #112 | cymbal syrup | 136 |
| #122 | defective skull | 195 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #169 | diamond necklace | 27 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #129 | dire fudgesicle | 20 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1043 | eggnog | 13 |
| #981 | elven limbos gingerbread | 10 |
| #364 | elven moonshine | 31 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #101 | encoder ring | 180 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #105 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 224 |
| #128 | fake fake vomit | 214 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #116 | flavored foot massage oil | 534 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #106 | foam dart | 556 |
| #950 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #237 | giant designer sunglasses | 19 |
| #129 | gloomy black mushroom | 31 |
| #490 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #121 | jazz soap | 199 |
| #97 | joybuzzer | 230 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #96 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 218 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #100 | mood ring | 136 |
| #207 | nanite-infested candy cane | 80 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #542 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #275 | pack of KWE trading card | 11 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #131 | personal massager | 271 |
| #134 | personalized coffee mug | 535 |
| #96 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 223 |
| #97 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 228 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #329 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #349 | robotronic egg | 72 |
| #6 | rocky raccoon | 100,000 |
| #1068 | rogue swarmer | 50 |
| #429 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 16 |
| #481 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 15 |
| #425 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 16 |
| #736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #125 | rubber emo roe | 212 |
| #1239 | sawblade fragment | 43 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #372 | spade necklace | 17 |
| #108 | spooky bark | 172 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #102 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 568 |
| #438 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 102 |
| #349 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 104 |
| #541 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 79 |
| #453 | stuffed Meat | 103 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #351 | stuffed angry cow | 107 |
| #437 | stuffed astral badger | 96 |
| #514 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 87 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #399 | stuffed cocoabo | 97 |
| #591 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #649 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 71 |
| #438 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 96 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1950 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #379 | stuffed hand turkey | 101 |
| #402 | stuffed key | 140 |
| #815 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #664 | stuffed mind flayer | 72 |
| #367 | stuffed mink | 119 |
| #458 | stuffed monocle | 102 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #498 | stuffed scary death orb | 87 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #532 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 84 |
| #355 | stuffed snowy owl | 103 |
| #426 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 96 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #549 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 79 |
| #606 | stuffed teddy butler | 80 |
| #403 | stuffed tin of caviar | 111 |
| #405 | stuffed treasure chest | 143 |
| #499 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 86 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #7 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3,693 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3078 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #740 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 5 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #841 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #963 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #860 | tiny plastic moneybee | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2643 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #441 | tofurkey gravy | 20 |
| #432 | tofurkey leg | 20 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2003 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #768 | unstable DNA | 59 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #188 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| #97 | whoopie cushion | 230 |
| #106 | x-ray specs | 195 |
| #117 | yellow snowcone | 218 |