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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
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| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
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| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
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| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
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| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
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| #823 | roll of toilet paper | 69 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
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| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #87 | unnatural gas | 3 |
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| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #211 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |