Betty Wrong

RankItemQuantity
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2036Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2775Boss Bat britches1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#119Dogsgotnonoz pills2
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#1676Iron Beta of Industry1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet17
#691Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler4
#346Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#259SPF 451 lip balm9
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1273Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#251Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#2548badass belt19
#367bag of lard3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#162black eyedrops5
#211black plastic oyster egg20
#2666black striped oyster egg1
#2555blue paisley oyster egg1
#981borg sock monkey1
#671bottle of antifreeze1
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#73brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#956can of spinach1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#583distilled fortified wine3
#655donkey flipbook1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#693[2426]fire flower1
#838flashing novelty button2
#148freezerburned ice cube2
#1460friendly cheez blob1
#2298fuzzy dice3
#692golden ring40
#1908green beer1
#1227gyroscope1
#2056handful of confetti16
#1918immense cyborg hand2
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2308lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#1767lavender striped oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1069monomolecular yo-yo19
#1680mylar scout drone1
#1081obsidian dagger15
#2535off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1603old sweatpants9
#1489oversized fish scaler3
#364parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#235parasitic strangleworm1
#192parasitic tentacles1
#53pink plastic baby10
#530poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#2035puce paisley oyster egg1
#170purple glowstick10
#1515red paisley oyster egg2
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#228red striped oyster egg12
#620roboduck-on-a-string2
#1933rogue swarmer29
#827roll of toilet paper69
#2144sawblade fragment20
#309shrinking powder1
#482silver shrimp fork3
#1430spectre scepter19
#2020string of blue beads2
#2026string of green beads2
#2011string of red beads2
#8947stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8866stuffed angry cow1
#8981stuffed astral badger1
#8836stuffed cocoabo1
#8974stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#1096stuffed gray blob15
#8984stuffed hand turkey1
#8919stuffed mind flayer1
#8945stuffed scary death orb1
#4807stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
#8886stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8884stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7827stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#555stuffed yo-yo1
#1007synthetic stuffing2
#970tattered paper crown1
#1964teddy borg1
#1114theoretical string5
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1157tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#3126tiny plastic Felonia1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3916tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1343tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3895tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3069tiny plastic The Man1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#2760tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#6126tiny plastic angry goat2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#3978tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#6148tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3950tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#1344tiny plastic bugaboo1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3319tiny plastic cocoabo5
#4889tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#4888tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#4862tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4813tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#4815tiny plastic grue3
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4859tiny plastic howling balloon monkey3
#8074tiny plastic killer bee1
#3894tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#2884tiny plastic leprechaun6
#8106tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#4852tiny plastic mosquito3
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1800tiny plastic pastamancer3
#2861tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3896tiny plastic scary clown1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#6205tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#4868tiny plastic stab bat3
#2237tiny plastic star starfish8
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#2769tiny plastic topiary golem2
#3855tiny plastic whitesnake1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#87unnatural gas3
#2386unstable laser battery16
#1549unusual disco ball1
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
#590wreath of laurels1
#212yellow paisley oyster egg12
#1062yellow striped oyster egg2

Wow, that's 647 items total!

what items are this player missing?