| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #227 | Elf Guard MPC | 31 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #430 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #128 | ballast turtle | 3 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #332 | crystalline cheer | 129 |
| #92 | disposable instant camera | 1 |
| #107 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #293 | donated booze | 23 |
| #314 | donated candy | 19 |
| #306 | donated food | 20 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #504 | festive sausage | 5 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #409 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1371 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |