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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #987 | CRIMBCO scrip | 70 |
| #579 | Crimbuck | 1,805 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #595 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #625 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |