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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #986 | CRIMBCO scrip | 70 |
| #579 | Crimbuck | 1,805 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #596 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 11 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #626 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |