| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1060 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #756 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #609 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #998 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #835 | Mountain Stream soda | 4 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #892 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #591 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1452 | toast | 271 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |