| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #923 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1131 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #832 | Mountain Stream soda | 4 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #892 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1136 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1181 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #592 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #956 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1454 | toast | 271 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |