| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #242 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #137 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 8 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1163 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #843 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #258 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 76 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #150 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #737 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #184 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #177 | chocolate filthy lucre | 47 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #55 | decent brain | 369 |
| #370 | duct tape | 100 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #422 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #231 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #237 | good brain | 60 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #212 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2063 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #547 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #247 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #132 | sneaky wrapping paper | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #880 | towel | 8 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #281 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |