| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| ๐ฅ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #137 | Bash-ลs boxtop | 8 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| ๐ฅ | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #258 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 76 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #149 | Sinful Desires | 4 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #736 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| ๐ฅ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #177 | chocolate filthy lucre | 47 |
| ๐ฅ | control crystal | 1 |
| #54 | decent brain | 369 |
| #372 | duct tape | 100 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #421 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #236 | good brain | 60 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #132 | sneaky wrapping paper | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| ๐ฅ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |