| #309 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #14 | BittyCar HotCar | 2 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbo Credit | 22 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 9 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 6 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #319 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 6 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 6 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 6 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 5 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #921 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #314 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #381 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #344 | electrical thingamabob | 10 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #231 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #610 | marshmallow | 10 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #736 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #191 | radiation-resistant helmet | 6 |
| #1024 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #313 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #363 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #949 | wolfman mask | 2 |