| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #133 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #15 | BittyCar HotCar | 2 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #291 | Crimbo Credit | 22 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 9 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 6 |
| #147 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 3 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #319 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 6 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 6 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 6 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #378 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 3 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 5 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #382 | Wolfman Nardz | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #344 | electrical thingamabob | 10 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #231 | high-energy mining laser | 3 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #609 | marshmallow | 10 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #733 | quantum taco | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #191 | radiation-resistant helmet | 6 |
| #1022 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #320 | warbear beeping telegram | 3 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #314 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |