Museum :: BronMac

BronMac

Rank	Item	Quantity
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#226	BGE merchandise order form	19
#1277	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#734	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#647	Boss Bat britches	23
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#246	CRIMBCOIDS mints	9
#203	CRIMBCOLOAF	11
#267	Cloaca grenade	66
#456	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8
#297	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#129	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	25
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#758	Codpiece of the Goblin King	10
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#350	Crimbo fudge	33
#425	Crimboween memo	23
#251	Crimbuck	3,329
#304	Crown of the Goblin King	77
#993	Daffy Taffy	24
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#407	Dolphin King's crown	11
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#1132	Drowsy Sword	11
#260	Dyspepsi grenade	53
#1360	Dyspepsi-Cola	15
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#515	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#445	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	5
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#160	Elmley shades	7
#143	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	4
#382	Feynman gate	28
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#316	Gaia beads	7
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#351	Hippy Army MPE	10
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#54	Jarlsberg's earring	20
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#472	Knob Goblin firecracker	31
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#354	Knob Goblin steroids	26
#238	LED block	6
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#1725	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#1042	M-242	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#961	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	6
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#79	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#1206	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
#90	New Cloaca-Cola	5
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#246	Pine-Fresh air freshener	13
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#231	Snow Queen Crown	12
#374	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	14
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#587	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	4
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#328	Wand of Nagamar	17
#230	Wint-O-Fresh mint	70
#172	Workytime Tea	12
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
🥉	Yeti Protest Sign	2
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#40	annoying pitchfork	61
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#306	aspirin	3
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#217	astronaut pants	41
#73	atomic vector plotter	63
#108	baconstone	60
#185	baconstone earring	1
#132	bad penguin egg	1
#792	badass belt	66
#763	bag of airline peanuts	36
#504	bag of lard	2
#428	ball	14
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#421	battered Crimbo Crate	26
#153	beach glass necklace	3
#114	beer helmet	78
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#122	bi-lateral logic compressor	33
#397	big red clown nose	14
#252	big rock	4
#522	bindlestocking	3
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#314	bird rib	2
#877	bit of clingfilm	4
#45	black belt	2
#192	black paisley oyster egg	23
#441	black plastic oyster egg	11
#602	black polka-dot oyster egg	8
#670	black snowcone	2
#587	black striped oyster egg	9
#269	black velvet box	1
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#428	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	16
#1654	blood flower	1
#475	blue paisley oyster egg	8
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#201	blue polka-dot oyster egg	18
#645	blue snowcone	4
#230	blue striped oyster egg	18
#25	bobble-hip hula elf doll	3
#665	bone rattle	1
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#394	bottle of Blank-Out	24
#450	bottle of goofballs	57
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1075	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#130	bottle of ultravitamins	5
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#230	box turtle	1
#578	brick	65
#437	brine	45
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#77	bunch of bananas	71
#111	burnt flower	167
#98	can cannon	1
#352	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#545	can of fake snow	1
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#592	can of maces	1
#1300	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	6
#1024	candied yams	8
#427	candy brain	7
#489	candy cane	75
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#1326	candy stake	5
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#727	catgut	2
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#334	cheap elven gloves	13
#1338	cheap plastic bottle opener	3
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#72	chitinous pod	1
#557	chocolate cigar	1
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#696	chunk of depleted Grimacite	13
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#102	clockwork hat	1
#703	clown hammer	36
#3274	club necklace	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#395	commemorative war stein	42
#120	computronic processing unit	35
#275	concentrated magicalness pill	7
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
#522	corn holder	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#593	cyborg doll	2
#1025	daisy	1
#310	dark potion	44
#357	dead guy's watch	17
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#375	denim axe	1
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#285	diamond-studded cane	23
#75	diamond-studded fronts	4
#345	didgeridooka	8
#349	dill	109
#620	dirty hobo gloves	14
#340	disassembled clover	226
#109	doll house	54
#772	dollhive	8
#280	donkey flipbook	3
#234	dope gangsta bling-bling	4
#395	double daisy	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#196	drywall axe	69
#179	duck-on-a-string	12
#295	dusty Crimbo crate	36
#1418	easter egg balloon	17
#268	effervescent potion	59
#337	eggbeater	1
#631	eggnog	28
#855	elven socks	4
#232	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	61
#132	enchanted barbell	19
#344	enchanted bean	6
#203	enchanted toothpick	7
#1085	encoder ring	2
#138	evil googly eye	36
#713	evil teddy bear	17
#1008	explosion-flavored chewing gum	18
#211	extra-strength strongness elixir	8
#952	f3d0r4	1
#630	facsimile dictionary	15
#713	fake fake vomit	41
#699	fake hand	35
#397	fancy but probably evil chocolate	15
#437	fancy chocolate	7
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#539	fancy dress ball	23
#362	fat stacks of cash	25
#106	felt	68
#249	festive holiday hat	17
#1347	fire	2
#269	fizzy potion	57
#160	flaming glowsticks	3
#9	flaming mushroom wine	55
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#49	flat mushroom wine	5
#819	flavored foot massage oil	1
#232	foie gras	7
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#216	frozen Mob Penguin	8
#275	frozen mushroom	9
#56	fruit basket	8
#148	fruit bowl	2
#608	fruitcake	36
#2297	fuzzy dice	3
#83	ganger bandana	1
#323	gearbox necklace	3
#398	ghost cucumber	110
#879	ghuol guolash	2
#309	giant discarded bottlecap	17
#141	giant discarded plastic fork	58
#373	giant discarded torn-up glove	12
#146	giant moxie weed	28
#443	giant needle	72
#465	giant pinky ring	32
#348	gingerbread bugbear	71
#325	gingerbread horror	16
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#104	gloomy mushroom wine	6
#224	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
#88	glowing syringe	2
#88	gnatwing earring	2
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#219	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
#185	gold lamé pants	4
#475	golden ring	46
#242	googly eye	60
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#194	grass hat	1
#411	gray bow tie	17
#1297	green beer	5
#1005	green glowstick	1
#325	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
#322	grog	4
#694	grue egg	38
#568	guitar pick	3
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#907	gyroscope	2
#157	hamethyst	46
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#85	hamethyst necklace	8
#87	hamethyst ring	3
#2518	handful of confetti	11
#214	handful of drink tickets	1
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#3382	heart necklace	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#1103	herb brownies	2
#912	herbal stuffing	8
#71	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	45
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#257	hippy medical kit	12
#255	hippy protest button	13
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#187	hot wad	35
#115	hyperbolic plasma focuser	37
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#740	iGoogly	19
#208	iced-out bling	2
#8	icy mushroom wine	48
#134	imitation nice watch	1
#269	incredibly creepy marionette	11
#411	inflatable duck	2
#691	invisible bag	1
#137	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	34
#977	irradiated candy cane	5
#211	jabañero pepper	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#712	jazz soap	38
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#41	jingle bell	1
#923	joybuzzer	24
#158	jug-o-magicalness	17
#166	kickback cookbook	4
#451	killer rag doll	6
#1537	killing feather	31
#236	kite	33
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#55	ladle of mystery	3
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#552	lavender paisley oyster egg	6
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#282	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	10
#609	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#157	leprechaun hatchling	3
#437	linoleum staff	1
#340	linoleum sword	2
#270	lion oil	2
#141	llama lama cria	1
#505	loaded serum blowgun	9
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#380	logic synthesizer	29
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#198	lucky rabbit's foot	29
#407	mad scientist's sock monkey	9
#1689	mafia aria	3
#517	magical ice cube with a fly in it	58
#1147	magical ice cubes	2
#260	magicalness-in-a-can	17
#247	makeshift cape	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#167	marionette	10
#575	marionette collective	1
#727	mauve paisley oyster egg	4
#368	mauve plastic oyster egg	10
#417	mauve striped oyster egg	10
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#671	mesh cap	1
#267	milky potion	51
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#84	moist sailor's cap	2
#267	mojo filter	4
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#152	monster bait	1
#437	mood ring	13
#1339	motivational poster	1
#43	moxie magnet	3
#301	moxie weed	74
#23	mummy mask	18
#915	mushroom fermenting solution	6
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#1676	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#1415	nanite-infested eggnog	4
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2030	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3
#601	nanofiber cloth	8
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#628	ninja mop	1
#1430	obsidian dagger	10
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#545	off-white plastic oyster egg	9
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#218	oil of stability	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#1859	old sweatpants	4
#556	orange snowcone	10
#392	oriole-feather headdress	3
#410	ovoid leather thing	1
#616	oyster basket	6
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#165	pail	80
#112	palm-frond toupee	6
#317	pants of the Slug Lord	12
#86	papaya	579
#324	paperclip	142
#363	parasitic claw	1
#227	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#190	parasitic tentacles	1
#439	party hat	4
#150	penguin shorts	1
#149	perfume of prejudice	1
#678	pet rock	11
#628	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	37
#714	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	39
#368	philter of phorce	1
#636	photoprotoneutron torpedo	20
#397	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	2
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#163	pixel hat	2
#162	pixel pants	1
#213	plexiglass pants	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#288	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#68	pointy mushroom wine	4
#1721	polyalloy shield	2
#1184	pool cue	1
#646	pork elf goodies sack	9
#131	porquoise	47
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#148	porquoise necklace	2
#251	porquoise ring	1
#116	portable corkscrew	42
#295	portable photocopier	23
#63	possessed top	91
#558	potted cactus	2
#805	prehistoric spear	4
#414	pretty bouquet	3
#1031	pretty flower	19
#528	puce paisley oyster egg	5
#712	puce plastic oyster egg	5
#336	puce polka-dot oyster egg	11
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#444	pulsing flesh	8
#263	purple pixel pie	2
#464	purple-frosted astral cupcake	2
#142	quantum polarity inducer	32
#114	rag doll	17
#108	razor-tipped yo-yo	91
#793	really dense meat stack	7
#150	recursive spline reticulator	30
#210	red paisley oyster egg	14
#508	red pixel potion	4
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#838	red polka-dot oyster egg	4
#524	red striped oyster egg	5
#139	reverse-oscillating klystron	33
#142	rhinestone cowboy shirt	3
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#611	rice bowl	1
#535	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
#229	rigid carapace	15
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#649	robotronic egg	44
#88	[2108]rock	48
#823	rocky raccoon	1
#3638	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2766	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#506	rubber emo roe	63
#1020	rusty chain necklace	1
#63	safety vest	3
#981	salamander spleen	1
#462	salty slug	2
#1031	sawblade shield	1
#111	scary death orb	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#559	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
#912	scroll of pasta summoning	7
#163	serum of sarcasm	12
#59	servomechanical torsion facilitator	89
#210	set of jacks	1
#179	sewer turtle	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#58	shiny hood ornament	29
#243	shiny ring	97
#412	shock collar	1
#361	silver shrimp fork	5
#356	six pack of Mountain Stream	14
#98	skeleton key	129
#254	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
#238	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#515	sleeping snowy owl	5
#337	smoky potion	38
#349	snake shield	1
#146	sock monkey	17
#1829	solid gold bowling ball	4
#627	solid gold pegleg	2
#147	spaghetti cult mask	9
#157	spaghetti cult rosary	8
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#666	spark plug earring	1
#3791	spectre scepter	1
#82	spooky bicycle chain	23
#71	spooky cosmetics bag	27
#468	spooky eggnog	11
#379	spooky eyeliner	6
#77	spooky felt	116
#834	spooky hockey mask	2
#736	spooky length of string	13
#370	spooky lipstick	7
#182	spooky stuffing	38
#700	spooky toy wheel	7
#95	spooky wooden block	75
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#676	stainless steel scarf	5
#399	stainless steel shillelagh	10
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#564	stainless steel slacks	7
#1325	stainless steel solitaire	2
#929	stainless steel suspenders	4
#105	stapler bear	1
#343	star	149
#65	star stiletto	2
#83	star throwing star	6
#190	stench wad	34
#59	stick	50
#244	stick of dynamite	9
#431	stick-on-a-string	10
#125	stone banjo	5
#549	stone of eXtreme power	15
#761	string of blue beads	16
#846	string of green beads	14
#473	string of red beads	24
#133	stringy sinew	70
#232	strongness elixir	31
#6295	stuffed Cheshire bitten	4
#5265	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	6
#43	stuffed alien blob	137
#8860	stuffed angry cow	1
#4281	stuffed astral badger	9
#6371	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#6848	stuffed cocoabo	3
#77	stuffed doppelshifter	186
#4306	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	9
#4951	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	7
#1479	stuffed gray blob	8
#5751	stuffed hand turkey	5
#5304	stuffed mind flayer	6
#1154	stuffed ninja snowman	2
#6374	stuffed scary death orb	4
#4801	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#5796	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	5
#8802	stuffed snowy owl	1
#6996	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	3
#1166	stuffed spooky mushroom	7
#8877	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#7822	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	2
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#1252	stuffing	6
#626	sturdy Crimbo crate	21
#90	styrofoam sword	1
#113	sub-molecular interocitor	37
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#278	swirly potion	50
#318	synthetic stuffing	33
#155	tambourine	4
#203	tangerine	6
#322	tasket	1
#472	teddy bear	14
#344	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#889	ten-leaf clover	4
#606	theoretical string	19
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#140	time sword	1
#595	tiny bottle of absinthe	10
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#96	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#226	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
#8192	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2040	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#225	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
#370	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#420	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
#4022	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#6122	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#6143	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1717	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#6188	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	2
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#6239	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#6181	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8187	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#3895	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6149	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	2
#6076	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#8201	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#6185	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#6161	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#6133	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#3952	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3937	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#3307	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#6167	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#1918	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#265	tisket	1
#1239	tofurkey gravy	6
#1103	tofurkey leg	7
#134	tomato juice of powerful power	24
#325	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#74	tooth	55
#1157	toothsome rock	7
#149	top	28
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#715	towel	11
#679	toy crazy train	12
#899	toy deathbot	1
#440	toy hoverpad	33
#256	toy jet pack	31
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#376	toy mercenary	20
#536	toy ray gun	17
#122	toy soldier	12
#1142	toy space helmet	5
#364	toy train	6
#290	toy wheel	32
#269	traffic jam	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#268	tree-eating kite	138
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#138	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	9
#618	tropical orchid	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#442	tube sock	1
#1083	turtle totem	13
#114	twitching claw	28
#321	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	12
#148	unstable DNA	338
#1614	unstable laser battery	34
#636	valuable trinket	112
#668	vampire collar	1
#678	vampire duck-on-a-string	13
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#455	vinegar	88
#547	vitachoconutriment capsule	10
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#481	walrus-tusk earring	2
#442	wang	2
#179	water-polo cap	1
#87	water-polo mitt	1
#52	weegee sqouija	2
#144	wheel	23
#903	white balloon	1
#398	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
#140	white hat hacker T-shirt	10
#810	white satin pants	1
#690	white sword	2
#663	whoopie cushion	46
#732	wind-up chattering teeth	39
#390	witch hat	2
#1221	wooden block	1
#283	worn tophat	5
#213	worthless gewgaw	38
#192	worthless knick-knack	61
#219	worthless trinket	27
#331	woven baling wire bracelets	3
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#96	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#27	ye olde golde frontes	9
#337	yellow brick road	1
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#139	yellow plastic oyster egg	32
#281	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	8
#680	yellow snowcone	48
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#73	yo	108
#86	yo-yo	355
#606	yohohoyo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 14,303 items total!

what items are this player missing?