BronMac

RankItemQuantity
#401ASCII shirt4
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#226BGE merchandise order form19
#1277Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#382Baron von Ratsworth's tophat6
#368Better Than Cuddling Cake5
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#734Bonerdagon necklace15
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#899Boss Bat bling3
#647Boss Bat britches23
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#246CRIMBCOIDS mints9
#203CRIMBCOLOAF11
#267Cloaca grenade66
#456Cloaca-Cola c-rations8
#297Cloaca-Cola fatigues9
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#129Cloaca-Cola knapsack25
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#256Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife3
#758Codpiece of the Goblin King10
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#350Crimbo fudge33
#425Crimboween memo23
#251Crimbuck3,329
#304Crown of the Goblin King77
#993Daffy Taffy24
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#407Dolphin King's crown11
#738Dr. Hobo's scalpel4
#1132Drowsy Sword11
#260Dyspepsi grenade53
#1360Dyspepsi-Cola15
#564Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations5
#515Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues5
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#445Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack5
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1102El Sombrero De Lopez2
#160Elmley shades7
#143Ferrigno's Elixir of Power4
#382Feynman gate28
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#316Gaia beads7
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#351Hippy Army MPE10
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#54Jarlsberg's earring20
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#246Knob Goblin Uberpants2
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#472Knob Goblin firecracker31
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#354Knob Goblin steroids26
#238LED block6
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#1725Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet11
#1042M-2422
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#961MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech6
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#79Mer-kin prayerbeads5
#89Mer-kin sneakmask2
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#1206Mob Penguin cellular phone9
#90New Cloaca-Cola5
#53Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat2
#664Orange Star of Sacrifice3
#362Pick-O-Matic lockpicks3
#246Pine-Fresh air freshener13
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#318Retenez L'Herbe Paté6
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#471Sinful Desires1
#231Snow Queen Crown12
#374St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket14
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#644Steal This Candy1
#587Tales of a Kansas Toymaker4
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#611Uncle Crimbo's Rations3
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1912Valentine3
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#328Wand of Nagamar17
#230Wint-O-Fresh mint70
#172Workytime Tea12
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
🥉Yeti Protest Sign2
#579acid-squirting flower4
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#40annoying pitchfork61
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#306aspirin3
#1192astral mushroom1
#217astronaut pants41
#73atomic vector plotter63
#108baconstone60
#185baconstone earring1
#132bad penguin egg1
#792badass belt66
#763bag of airline peanuts36
#504bag of lard2
#428ball14
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#421battered Crimbo Crate26
#153beach glass necklace3
#114beer helmet78
#126bejeweled accordion strap2
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#122bi-lateral logic compressor33
#397big red clown nose14
#252big rock4
#522bindlestocking3
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#314bird rib2
#877bit of clingfilm4
#45black belt2
#192black paisley oyster egg23
#441black plastic oyster egg11
#602black polka-dot oyster egg8
#670black snowcone2
#587black striped oyster egg9
#269black velvet box1
#168blackberry combat boots2
#143blackberry galoshes1
#221blackberry moccasins1
#82blackberry slippers3
#428blob-shaped Crimbo cookie16
#1654blood flower1
#475blue paisley oyster egg8
#253blue plastic baby1
#201blue polka-dot oyster egg18
#645blue snowcone4
#230blue striped oyster egg18
#25bobble-hip hula elf doll3
#665bone rattle1
#621borg sock monkey2
#394bottle of Blank-Out24
#450bottle of goofballs57
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#130bottle of ultravitamins5
#485bouquet of circular saw blades2
#230box turtle1
#578brick65
#437brine45
#98bubblewrap sword1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#77bunch of bananas71
#111burnt flower167
#98can cannon1
#352can of CRIMBCOLA7
#711can of Red Minotaur3
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#592can of maces1
#1300can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#1024candied yams8
#427candy brain7
#489candy cane75
#110candy cornucopia1
#1326candy stake5
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#727catgut2
#144charrrm bracelet1
#334cheap elven gloves13
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#1660cheap toaster1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#356chintzy disco ball pendant2
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#301chintzy seal pendant3
#346chintzy turtle brooch2
#72chitinous pod1
#557chocolate cigar1
#288chocolate spurs2
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#824chopsticks1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#696chunk of depleted Grimacite13
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#102clockwork hat1
#703clown hammer36
#3274club necklace1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#395commemorative war stein42
#120computronic processing unit35
#275concentrated magicalness pill7
#91container of Spooky Putty1
#522corn holder1
#1818corpsedriver1
#593cyborg doll2
#1025daisy1
#310dark potion44
#357dead guy's watch17
#262deck of tropical cards2
#375denim axe1
#2467diamond necklace2
#285diamond-studded cane23
#75diamond-studded fronts4
#345didgeridooka8
#349dill109
#620dirty hobo gloves14
#340disassembled clover226
#109doll house54
#772dollhive8
#280donkey flipbook3
#234dope gangsta bling-bling4
#395double daisy1
#813drab sonata1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#196drywall axe69
#179duck-on-a-string12
#295dusty Crimbo crate36
#1418easter egg balloon17
#268effervescent potion59
#337eggbeater1
#631eggnog28
#855elven socks4
#232empty Cloaca-Cola bottle61
#132enchanted barbell19
#344enchanted bean6
#203enchanted toothpick7
#1085encoder ring2
#138evil googly eye36
#713evil teddy bear17
#1008explosion-flavored chewing gum18
#211extra-strength strongness elixir8
#952f3d0r41
#630facsimile dictionary15
#713fake fake vomit41
#699fake hand35
#397fancy but probably evil chocolate15
#437fancy chocolate7
#410fancy chocolate car7
#539fancy dress ball23
#362fat stacks of cash25
#106felt68
#249festive holiday hat17
#1347fire2
#269fizzy potion57
#160flaming glowsticks3
#9flaming mushroom wine55
#838flashing novelty button2
#49flat mushroom wine5
#819flavored foot massage oil1
#232foie gras7
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#216frozen Mob Penguin8
#275frozen mushroom9
#56fruit basket8
#148fruit bowl2
#608fruitcake36
#2297fuzzy dice3
#83ganger bandana1
#323gearbox necklace3
#398ghost cucumber110
#879ghuol guolash2
#309giant discarded bottlecap17
#141giant discarded plastic fork58
#373giant discarded torn-up glove12
#146giant moxie weed28
#443giant needle72
#465giant pinky ring32
#348gingerbread bugbear71
#325gingerbread horror16
#536gingerbread mutant bugbear7
#104gloomy mushroom wine6
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#88glowing syringe2
#88gnatwing earring2
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#185gold lamé pants4
#475golden ring46
#242googly eye60
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#784gr8ps1
#194grass hat1
#411gray bow tie17
#1297green beer5
#1005green glowstick1
#325green-frosted astral cupcake3
#322grog4
#694grue egg38
#568guitar pick3
#765guy made of bee pollen2
#907gyroscope2
#157hamethyst46
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#85hamethyst necklace8
#87hamethyst ring3
#2518handful of confetti11
#214handful of drink tickets1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#325headhunter necktie1
#3382heart necklace1
#1679heart of the volcano1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1103herb brownies2
#912herbal stuffing8
#71high-resistance ultrapolymer plating45
#125hippopotamus pants1
#257hippy medical kit12
#255hippy protest button13
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#187hot wad35
#115hyperbolic plasma focuser37
#729hypodermic needle1
#740iGoogly19
#208iced-out bling2
#8icy mushroom wine48
#134imitation nice watch1
#269incredibly creepy marionette11
#411inflatable duck2
#691invisible bag1
#137ion-pulse modulation stabilizer34
#977irradiated candy cane5
#211jabañero pepper2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#712jazz soap38
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#41jingle bell1
#923joybuzzer24
#158jug-o-magicalness17
#166kickback cookbook4
#451killer rag doll6
#1537killing feather31
#236kite33
#1603kneecapping stick2
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#55ladle of mystery3
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#552lavender paisley oyster egg6
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#282lavender polka-dot oyster egg10
#609lavender striped oyster egg4
#157leprechaun hatchling3
#437linoleum staff1
#340linoleum sword2
#270lion oil2
#141llama lama cria1
#505loaded serum blowgun9
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#380logic synthesizer29
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#198lucky rabbit's foot29
#407mad scientist's sock monkey9
#1689mafia aria3
#517magical ice cube with a fly in it58
#1147magical ice cubes2
#260magicalness-in-a-can17
#247makeshift cape1
#181makeshift turban1
#382maple leaf1
#167marionette10
#575marionette collective1
#727mauve paisley oyster egg4
#368mauve plastic oyster egg10
#417mauve striped oyster egg10
#118meat cowboy hat1
#335meatcar model1
#671mesh cap1
#267milky potion51
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#84moist sailor's cap2
#267mojo filter4
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#152monster bait1
#437mood ring13
#1339motivational poster1
#43moxie magnet3
#301moxie weed74
#23mummy mask18
#915mushroom fermenting solution6
#1680mylar scout drone1
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#1415nanite-infested eggnog4
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2030nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear3
#601nanofiber cloth8
#96nasty rat mask1
#212natty blue ascot2
#628ninja mop1
#1430obsidian dagger10
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#545off-white plastic oyster egg9
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#218oil of stability1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#1859old sweatpants4
#556orange snowcone10
#392oriole-feather headdress3
#410ovoid leather thing1
#616oyster basket6
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#165pail80
#112palm-frond toupee6
#317pants of the Slug Lord12
#86papaya579
#324paperclip142
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#439party hat4
#150penguin shorts1
#149perfume of prejudice1
#678pet rock11
#628pet rock "Groucho" disguise37
#714pet rock "Snooty" disguise39
#368philter of phorce1
#636photoprotoneutron torpedo20
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#524pink-frosted astral cupcake1
#681pirate shirt1
#163pixel hat2
#162pixel pants1
#213plexiglass pants1
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#68pointy mushroom wine4
#1721polyalloy shield2
#1184pool cue1
#646pork elf goodies sack9
#131porquoise47
#273porquoise bracelet1
#148porquoise necklace2
#251porquoise ring1
#116portable corkscrew42
#295portable photocopier23
#63possessed top91
#558potted cactus2
#805prehistoric spear4
#414pretty bouquet3
#1031pretty flower19
#528puce paisley oyster egg5
#712puce plastic oyster egg5
#336puce polka-dot oyster egg11
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#444pulsing flesh8
#263purple pixel pie2
#464purple-frosted astral cupcake2
#142quantum polarity inducer32
#114rag doll17
#108razor-tipped yo-yo91
#793really dense meat stack7
#150recursive spline reticulator30
#210red paisley oyster egg14
#508red pixel potion4
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#524red striped oyster egg5
#139reverse-oscillating klystron33
#142rhinestone cowboy shirt3
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#611rice bowl1
#535ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon2
#229rigid carapace15
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#649robotronic egg44
#88[2108]rock48
#823rocky raccoon1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#506rubber emo roe63
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#63safety vest3
#981salamander spleen1
#462salty slug2
#1031sawblade shield1
#111scary death orb1
#103scissor duck1
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#912scroll of pasta summoning7
#163serum of sarcasm12
#59servomechanical torsion facilitator89
#210set of jacks1
#179sewer turtle1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#58shiny hood ornament29
#243shiny ring97
#412shock collar1
#361silver shrimp fork5
#356six pack of Mountain Stream14
#98skeleton key129
#254skull-shaped Crimboween cookie6
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#515sleeping snowy owl5
#337smoky potion38
#349snake shield1
#146sock monkey17
#1829solid gold bowling ball4
#627solid gold pegleg2
#147spaghetti cult mask9
#157spaghetti cult rosary8
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#666spark plug earring1
#3791spectre scepter1
#82spooky bicycle chain23
#71spooky cosmetics bag27
#468spooky eggnog11
#379spooky eyeliner6
#77spooky felt116
#834spooky hockey mask2
#736spooky length of string13
#370spooky lipstick7
#182spooky stuffing38
#700spooky toy wheel7
#95spooky wooden block75
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#676stainless steel scarf5
#399stainless steel shillelagh10
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#564stainless steel slacks7
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#929stainless steel suspenders4
#105stapler bear1
#343star149
#65star stiletto2
#83star throwing star6
#190stench wad34
#59stick50
#244stick of dynamite9
#431stick-on-a-string10
#125stone banjo5
#549stone of eXtreme power15
#761string of blue beads16
#846string of green beads14
#473string of red beads24
#133stringy sinew70
#232strongness elixir31
#6295stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#5265stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#43stuffed alien blob137
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#4281stuffed astral badger9
#6371stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#6848stuffed cocoabo3
#77stuffed doppelshifter186
#4306stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#4951stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#1479stuffed gray blob8
#5751stuffed hand turkey5
#5304stuffed mind flayer6
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#6374stuffed scary death orb4
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#5796stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#8802stuffed snowy owl1
#6996stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#1166stuffed spooky mushroom7
#8877stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7822stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#1252stuffing6
#626sturdy Crimbo crate21
#90styrofoam sword1
#113sub-molecular interocitor37
#1487support cummerbund1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#278swirly potion50
#318synthetic stuffing33
#155tambourine4
#203tangerine6
#322tasket1
#472teddy bear14
#344teeny-tiny ninja stars2
#889ten-leaf clover4
#606theoretical string19
#295throbbing rage gland1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#595tiny bottle of absinthe10
#382tiny knife and fork1
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#226tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ2
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2040tiny plastic Crimbo elf4
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#524tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram3
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#225tiny plastic Mr. Mination2
#370tiny plastic Scream Queen4
#1809tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#420tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll4
#4022tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6122tiny plastic angry goat2
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#6143tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#1717tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#6188tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6239tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#3895tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6149tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6076tiny plastic killer bee2
#8201tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6185tiny plastic levitating potato2
#6161tiny plastic mosquito2
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3937tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3307tiny plastic stab bat5
#6167tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#534tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#1918tiny plastic sweet nutcracker4
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#265tisket1
#1239tofurkey gravy6
#1103tofurkey leg7
#134tomato juice of powerful power24
#325tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#74tooth55
#1157toothsome rock7
#149top28
#767tortoise's blessing1
#715towel11
#679toy crazy train12
#899toy deathbot1
#440toy hoverpad33
#256toy jet pack31
#921toy maglev monorail1
#376toy mercenary20
#536toy ray gun17
#122toy soldier12
#1142toy space helmet5
#364toy train6
#290toy wheel32
#269traffic jam1
#478tree skirt1
#268tree-eating kite138
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#138triangular CRIMBCOOKIE9
#618tropical orchid1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#442tube sock1
#1083turtle totem13
#114twitching claw28
#321unrefined Mountain Stream syrup12
#148unstable DNA338
#1614unstable laser battery34
#636valuable trinket112
#668vampire collar1
#678vampire duck-on-a-string13
#1777vibrating cyborg knife4
#455vinegar88
#547vitachoconutriment capsule10
#471voodoo snuff2
#481walrus-tusk earring2
#442wang2
#179water-polo cap1
#87water-polo mitt1
#52weegee sqouija2
#144wheel23
#903white balloon1
#398white chocolate and tomato pizza5
#140white hat hacker T-shirt10
#810white satin pants1
#690white sword2
#663whoopie cushion46
#732wind-up chattering teeth39
#390witch hat2
#1221wooden block1
#283worn tophat5
#213worthless gewgaw38
#192worthless knick-knack61
#219worthless trinket27
#331woven baling wire bracelets3
#590wreath of laurels1
#96wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#844wrench bracelet2
#82wriggling tentacle1
#27ye olde golde frontes9
#337yellow brick road1
#740yellow glowstick1
#442yellow paisley oyster egg6
#139yellow plastic oyster egg32
#281yellow polka-dot oyster egg8
#680yellow snowcone48
#619yellow striped oyster egg4
#73yo108
#86yo-yo355
#606yohohoyo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 14,303 items total!

what items are this player missing?