Museum :: AltaZorn

AltaZorn

Rank	Item	Quantity
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#38	Abyssal ember	3
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#48	Ancient Protector Soda	13
#30	Ancient Saucehelm	30
#81	Angelhair Culottes	10
#35	Argarggagarg's fang	23
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#289	BGE merchandise order form	14
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#159	BRAINS shorts	8
#151	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	7
#35	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	11
#25	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	159
#294	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	8
#350	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	7
#43	BitterSweetTarts	168
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#173	Bling of the New Wave	7
#68	Blood 'n' Plenty	8
#153	Blood Light	29
#301	Bone's Farm "wine"	6
#105	Bonerdagon necklace	75
#79	Boris's key lime pie	18
#111	Boss Bat bling	28
#30	Boss Bat britches	169
#68	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#1265	CRIMBCO mug	5
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#30	Carpathian longsword	74
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#38	Claw of the Infernal Seal	17
#37	Codpiece of the Goblin King	83
#64	Colander of Em-er'il	17
#36	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	65
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#142	Crimbo pie	23
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#193	Crown of the Goblin King	105
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#44	Disco 'Fro Pick	22
#37	Dolphin King's crown	97
#37	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	97
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#43	Drowsy Sword	246
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#37	El Sombrero De Lopez	30
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#100	Elder Turtle Shell	14
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#890	FDKOL commendation	4
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#11	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	15
#6	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	22
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#34	Galapagosian Cuisses	16
#74	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	11
#135	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	16
#16	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	29
#9	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	118
#25	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	25
#893	Green Clover of Justice	2
#80	Gummy Brains	7
🥈	HOA citation pad	2
#354	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	8
#30	Heimandatz's heart	28
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#40	Instant Karma	285
#130	Iron Beta of Industry	73
#53	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	28
#75	Jocko Homo's head	14
#27	Krakrox's Loincloth	20
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
🥇	LWA ring	1
#40	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	23
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#34	Lederhosen of the Night	26
#32	Liam's mail	76
#54	Lobos Mints	13
#95	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	197
#1199	M-242	1
#95	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	4
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#88	Mer-kin darkbook	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#109	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	23
#458	Microplushie: Bropane	20
#701	Microplushie: Dorkonide	2
#438	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	9
#294	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#510	Microplushie: Gothochondria	12
#431	Microplushie: Hippylase	23
#578	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#471	Microplushie: Hobomosome	10
#433	Microplushie: Otakulone	26
#551	Microplushie: Raverdrine	9
#614	Microplushie: Sororitrate	9
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#75	Misty Cape	32
#95	Misty Cloak	20
#102	Misty Robe	24
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#235	NPZR chemistry set	20
#22	Newman's Own Trousers	28
#115	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	57
#109	Nightstalker perfume	28
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#24	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	3
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#219	Orange Star of Sacrifice	10
#305	Order of the Silver Wossname	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#47	P.B.L.T.	269
#79	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	22
#41	Piddles	202
#167	Pink Heart of Spirit	6
#128	Polka Pop	5
#42	Rattlin' Chains	13
#127	Red Roger's reliquary	1
#253	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	7
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#75	Safari Jack's moustache	13
#48	Scalp of Gorgolok	23
#522	Schrödinger's thermos	20
#286	Silver Bullet beer	8
#79	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	9
#46	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	32
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#100	Star Spawn	1
#535	Steal This Candy	2
#70	Sweet Sword	6
#80	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	24
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#86	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	14
#73	The Cooler Out of Space	37
#90	The Joy of Wassailing	23
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#32	The Mariachi's guitar case	31
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#147	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	30
#141	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	32
#148	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	26
#147	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	24
#16	UV monocular	6
#54	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
#117	Ultracolor™ shirt	2
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#10	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	2
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#36	Unfortunato's foolscap	62
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#6	Van der Graaf helmet	26
#39	Volartta's bellbottoms	16
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#141	Yakisoba's hat	9
#281	Yellow Moon of Compassion	11
#30	Zim Merman's guitar	20
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#14	Zombo's shield	5
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#51	Zombo's skullcap	2
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#56	adorable seal larva	22
#91	albatross necklace	1
#239	alien drugs	4
#81	alien protein powder	2
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#625	antique bottle opener	1
#27	antique machete	95
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#378	bacon bath ball	2
#39	bad-ass club	6
#137	badass belt	202
#38	badass pie	11
#85	bag of bones	9
#684	baggie of powdered sugar	15
#2042	ball	1
#76	ballpark hot daub	1
#51	balsa plank	16
#53	banana cream pie	11
#808	bananagate	3
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#89	bat hat	1
#670	bath ball gift set	7
#77	beaten-up Chucks	7
#725	beer lens	1
#61	beholed bedsheet	10
#159	bindlestocking	16
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
#31	bite-me-red lipstick	363
#74	black kettle drum	30
#137	blank diary	1
🥇	blank note	1
#2978	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#759	blue glowstick	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#93	bone chips	245
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#126	borrowed time	3
#372	bottle of goofballs	67
#549	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#44	bottled day	5
#1364	box of sunshine	138
#92	brand new key	1
#214	breaded beer	3
#269	brine	71
#15	bugbear detector	5
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#214	can of V-11	2
#545	can of fake snow	1
#3617	candy cane	3
#104	candy knife	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#1639	canteen of wine	2
#183	cement sandals	5
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#71	cherry pie	19
#189	chintzy accordion pin	3
#210	chintzy disco ball pendant	4
#255	chintzy noodle ring	3
#85	chintzy saucepan earring	13
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#187	chintzy turtle brooch	5
#166	chocolate cigar	11
#314	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	6
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#494	chunk of depleted Grimacite	20
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#118	club of the five seasons	1
#495	coconut shell	58
#5	cold cluster	7
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#205	corned-beef Reuben	9
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#90	correction fluid	18
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#372	corrupted data	32
#130	cranberry schnapps	4
#63	crate of firebombs	14
#129	cream pie	11
#111	creepy voodoo doll	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#114	crowbar	2
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#178	cursed scrunchie	7
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1245	cyborg stompin' boot	2
#64	damp old wallet	1
🥇	deactivated RoboGoose	10
#22	deactivated putty buddy	1
#31	dead lights pie	11
#21	decanter of fine Scotch	13
#118	deluxe fax machine	3
#39	depleted uranium seal figurine	13
#909	designer handbag	2
#51	digital key lime pie	32
#809	dill	38
#101	disembodied brain	49
#170	double-ice cap	1
#168	drum of pomade	9
#739	dry noodles	20
#52	drywall axe	176
#80	duct tape buckler	1
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#231	duct tape sword	1
#20	dungeoneering kit	57
#91	easter egg balloon	133
#28	eelskin pants	1
#35	eelskin shield	1
#9	electric crutch	23
#5	elevent	1
#603	elven limbos gingerbread	22
#691	elven cellocello	26
#1192	elven moonshine	4
#617	elven socks	7
#693	elven suicide capsule	25
#68	enchanted leopard-print barbell	21
#26	evil-ass club	1
#16	expensive cigar	16
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#242	extremely skinny jeans	3
#130	facsimile dictionary	71
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#15	fancy beef jerky	11
#1812	fancy chocolate car	2
#1589	fancy dress ball	4
#647	festive holiday hat	6
#348	festive sausage	6
#388	fiery wing	1
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#232	fistful of ashes	17
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#691	floaty sand	9
#69	flower petal pie	11
#497	foam noodle	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#43	friendly cheez blob	27
#34	frigid derringer	92
#740	frigid fudgepuck	1
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#1786	fruitcake	6
#46	fudge lily	125
#161	fudgecule	15,591
#120	fuzzy busby	27
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#112	fuzzy earmuffs	28
#73	fuzzy montera	38
#83	ganger bandana	1
#444	gearbox necklace	2
#921	ghost cucumber	39
#178	ghost protocol	4
#380	ghost trap	1
#79	ghostly body paint	51
#12	giant clay ashtray	41
#41	giant discarded bottlecap	85
#135	giant discarded plastic fork	60
#39	giant discarded torn-up glove	81
#85	giant pinky ring	143
#56	gift-a-pult	6
#6	gilded BRICKO chalice	1
#3042	gingerbread horror	2
#72	glass of bourbon	9
#129	gold wedding ring	72
#1799	golden ring	39
#182	goth kid t-shirt	31
#89	government	1
#154	government-issued night-vision goggles	2
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#984	gray bow tie	4
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#691	green gummi ingot	18
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#286	grue egg	83
#301	guard turtle shell	4
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#40	gun cleaning kit	8
#71	guy made of bee pollen	46
#512	gyroscope	5
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#107	handful of confetti	237
#396	handful of numbers	1
#28	heart of the volcano	121
#22	heavy leather-bound tome	14
#520	herringcello	29
#394	hideous egg	6
🥈	hobo monkey	10
#268	holiday cheese log	7
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#21	hot cluster	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#137	hot pink lipstick	7
#49	hot plate	99
#24	hot-ass club	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#25	igloo pie	11
#594	immense cyborg hand	7
#36	imp unity ring	146
#511	incense bath ball	1
#13	infernal toilet brush	21
#454	intriguing puzzle box	1
#144	invisible bag	6
#33	ivory cue ball	7
#43	jug of Gnomochloric acid	4
#1412	kite	3
#67	kiwi beak	19
#771	kneecapping stick	12
#911	knuckle sandwich	15
#897	kumquartz	1
#84	kumquartz ring	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#2488	laser-broiled pear	9
#162	lawnmower blade	1
#1295	lead necklace	1
#84	leather bookmark	7
#136	lemon meringue pie	11
#54	licorice root	121
#13	lihc eye pie	627
#547	little paper umbrella	68
#162	live wire	5
#53	liver and let pie	11
#244	lollipop stick	293
#40	longhaired hippy wig	13
#21	lucky rabbit's foot	142
#312	macaroni duck	7
#35	machetito	5
#748	magical ice cubes	13
#27	makeshift cape	11
#25	mannequin leg	3
#90	mariachi toothpaste	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#325	marshmallow flambé	2
#24	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	90
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#203	molten brick	54
#1661	monomolecular yo-yo	3
#15	monster pants	41
#325	mulled cider	4
#802	mushroom fermenting solution	9
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#94	mysterious present	5
#39	mysterious silver lapel pin	43
#2043	nanite-infested candy cane	4
#1042	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#1022	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
#712	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	7
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#281	necrotizing body spray	30
#99	night-vision goggles	11
#14	obsidian dagger	175
#146	octopus's spade	1
#39	odd silver coin	14
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#12	orange leather lanyard	41
#67	orange peel hat	7
#1089	oversized fish scaler	5
#1889	oyster basket	1
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#557	pack of pogs	28
#979	pail	7
#265	pair of bolt cutters	9
#157	pair of government shades	2
#140	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#29	pants of the Slug Lord	87
#775	paperclip	17
#103	paperclip cape	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#133	party hat	38
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#1038	patent leather shoes	3
#31	peach pie	46
#84	pear tart	7
#608	penguin focaccia bread	26
#1044	penguin thesaurus	4
#738	personal massager	1
#483	petrified wood	16
#27	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
#332	phish stick	3
#118	pig-iron bracers	2
#125	pig-iron helm	2
#64	pig-iron shinguards	3
#26	pin-stripe slacks	17
#11	pipe wrench	13
#26	piping organ pie	11
#51	pirate fledges	2
#15	pixel energy tank	3
#235	pocketwatch on a chain	10
#113	poison pen	10
#315	polyalloy shield	9
#1318	pork elf goodies sack	2
#2213	porquoise	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#564	portable photocopier	10
#1199	possessed top	4
#250	press-on ribs	33
#90	prismatic wad	113
#321	psycho sweater	1
#106	pulled porquoise pendant	1
#444	pulsing flesh	8
#52	pumpkin	73
#39	pumpkin pie	11
#109	purple pixel pie	11
#28	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
#458	quantum taco	20
#71	queen cookie	32
#113	raffle prize box	3
#180	really dense meat stack	32
#33	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	72
#34	recording of Chorale of Companionship	55
#41	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	195
#34	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	79
#30	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	72
#35	recording of Prelude of Precision	77
#39	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	46
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#685	red gummi ingot	19
#649	red-and-green sweater	1
#252	rib of the Bonerdagon	7
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#1271	rigid carapace	3
#632	ring of half-assed regeneration	4
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#21	rubber band gun	18
#44	rusty chain necklace	68
#120	rusty speargun	1
🥇	rxr shield	1
#58	s'more gun	1
#46	sack lunch	1,025
#92	sandcastle	1
#53	sandwich of the gods	28
#30	sawblade shield	83
#163	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	91
#170	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	79
#548	scrumptious reagent	74
🥇	seal medal	1
#65	sealhide belt	1
#76	sealhide buckler	1
#63	sealhide cloak	1
#68	sealhide gloves	1
#74	sealhide hood	1
#63	sealhide leggings	1
#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
#34	secret from the future	6
#73	severed flipper	3
#20	shadowy seal eye	6
#32	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
#31	shiny butcherknife	45
#173	shiny ring	135
#11	shock belt	22
#18	shoo-fish pie	11
#113	silver cheese-slicer	1
#101	silver paté knife	1
#106	silver shrimp fork	20
#55	skate blade	3
#7	sleaze cluster	10
#58	sleep mask	2
#176	sleeping stocking	15
#142	slime convention swag bag	4
#204	slime-soaked sweat gland	1
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#128	smiling rat	2
#167	smoking grass	558
#34	snailmail coif	1
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
🥉	snow pants	1
#19	soap knife	612
#28	sock garters	5
#75	solid gold bowling ball	202
#150	solid gold jewel	1
#307	sorority brain	3
#41	sorority girl's box	1
#317	soy cordial	2
#67	spaghetti cult mask	22
#81	spaghetti cult rosary	17
#84	spangly mariachi pants	9
#120	spangly mariachi vest	3
#61	spangly sombrero	13
#103	spark plug earring	8
#152	spectre scepter	170
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#808	spooky bark	5
#24	spooky bicycle chain	90
#11	spooky cluster	3
#28	spooky cosmetics bag	93
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#1478	spooky hockey mask	1
#626	spooky sap	12
#1103	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#59	stainless steel scarf	28
#166	stainless steel shillelagh	16
#38	stainless steel skullcap	22
#149	stainless steel slacks	15
#182	stainless steel solitaire	12
#83	stainless steel suspenders	27
#105	stapler bear	1
#40	star key lime pie	39
#8	stench cluster	4
#52	sticky gloves	8
#533	strange shiny disc	7
#118	strawberry pie	11
#818	strawberyl	2
#77	strawberyl necklace	1
#76	stray chihuahua	25
#107	stress ball	3
#220	stylish swimsuit	3
#269	sucker bucket	1
#256	sucker hakama	1
#219	sucker kabuto	1
#85	sucker scaffold	120
#278	sucker tachi	1
#183	sugar shield	1
#175	superheated fudge	26
#49	tainted seal's blood	9
#970	tattered paper crown	1
#360	thermos of brew	1
#27	throbbing organ pie	11
#228	throwing bone	4
#248	throwing wrench	12
#208	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	8
#406	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	5
#90	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	11
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#392	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	5
#215	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	3
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#304	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	6
#510	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	4
#214	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	3
#386	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	5
#605	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	3
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#93	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	5
#320	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	6
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#124	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	10
#481	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	4
#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
#344	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	2
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#316	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	6
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#193	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	8
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#189	tiny die-cast turtle mech	3
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2849	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#8190	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#345	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	3
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#2734	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#474	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#2805	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	2
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1356	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#183	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	5
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#2763	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#2182	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3975	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#2802	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8127	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#4842	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#1788	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	4
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#2797	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
#3923	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8185	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#4854	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1342	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#4848	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#6133	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#2159	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#4892	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#63	tofu wonton	5
#1238	top	3
#814	tourmalime	2
#106	tourmalime tourniquet	1
#79	towel	101
#899	toy deathbot	1
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#2003	tree-eating kite	6
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#95	trout fang	2
#442	tube sock	1
#625	twitching claw	8
#797	unstable DNA	56
#138	untamable turtle	12
#127	unusual disco ball	13
#125	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	72
#266	vibrating cyborg knife	14
#821	vinegar	36
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#70	void stone	14
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#81	water-polo cap	4
#103	wet venom duct	3
#230	whisker pencil	37
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#111	willyweed	14
#94	witch hat	8
#56	witch's brew	1
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#74	woven baling wire bracelets	10
#162	wreath of laurels	4
#56	wrench bracelet	61
#232	wumpus hair	7
#18	wumpus-hair bolo	2
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#705	yellow gummi ingot	18
#94	yellow matter custard	1
🥇	yield shield	1

Wow, that's 32,651 items total!

what items are this player missing?