Ace Palarum

RankItemQuantity
#137"DRINK ME" potion275
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#2959-ball3
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#246A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#304Amulet of Yendor76
#1322Ancient Saucehelm2
#170Ankh of Badahnkadh2
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#113BRICKO pearl1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#308Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#2356Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#1255Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#99Bjorn's Hammer4
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#2386Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#379Bulky Buddy Box8
#190C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button3
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1012CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#396Cloaca-Cola fatigues7
#338Cloaca-Cola helmet7
#415Cloaca-Cola shield6
#142Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#134Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket10
#227Cookbook of the Damned2
#1370Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#127Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket9
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1570Crown of the Goblin King13
#536Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#1696Disco 'Fro Pick2
#181Disco Banjo3
#1140Dolphin King's crown3
#739Dr. Hobo's scalpel4
#1652Drowsy Sword5
#241Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues10
#355Dyspepsi-Cola helmet7
#217Dyspepsi-Cola shield10
#92Earring of Fire1
#8El Vibrato power sphere249
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#183Elmley shades6
#168Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#148Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire2
#62General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket24
#108Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer4
#420Goodfella contract56
#1148Heimandatz's heart1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#28Ice-Cold Beer Ring2
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#211Inndya trading card1
#1204Instant Karma1
#1286Jocko Homo's head1
#60Jolly Roger charrrm102
#51Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet58
#127Kevlar balloon1
#702Knoll mushroom6
#2517Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet5
#208Loudmouth Larry Lamprey283
#173Mace of the Tortoise3
#262Mae West with a fly in it1
#1043MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech5
#237Miniborg beeper2
#223Miniborg hiveminder2
#250Miniborg laser2
#276Miniborg stomper2
#259Miniborg strangler2
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#66Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#247Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#164Order of the Silver Wossname4
#91Pack of Alice's Army Cards57
#293Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#234Poison Oak trading card1
#573Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump2
#775Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#489Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap4
#570Pokëmann figurine: Nothing2
#350Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu6
#410Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf5
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#552Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#700Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#90Princess Rutabaga trading card2
#92Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket16
#63Putrid Pendant1
#32Really Expensive Jewelry and You6
#100Ring of Fire1
#102Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#204Roo trading card1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#212Serenity trading card1
#185Sinful Desires3
#726Snow Queen Crown1
#79Spirit Precipice2
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#685The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#281The Big Book of Pirate Insults12
#102The Ring1
#209The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#77Thorny Toad trading card2
#574Tiki lighter1
#206Trivial Avocations Card: What?8
#213Trivial Avocations Card: When?6
#225Trivial Avocations Card: Where?5
#202Trivial Avocations Card: Who?8
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#161Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#190Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#72Tuesday's ruby47
#328Ultrasoldier Serum1
#702Uncle Romulus1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1000Wand of Nagamar2
#228Woldo trading card1
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#26agua de vida623
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#83ant hoe6
#128ant pick3
#47ant pitchfork11
#184ant rake2
#69ant sickle7
#731antique hand mirror1
#11around the world967
#478asbestos sword1
#385awful poetry journal313
#624baby killer bee15
#85baconstone earring2
#217baconstone pendant2
#122baconstone ring2
#4170badass belt8
#410bag of airline peanuts74
#1031balloon monkey1
#94bananarama bangle1
#179barrrnacle80
#167battered hubcap2
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#444bejeweled cufflinks9
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#208black candy heart58
#228black-and-blue light266
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#58blue glowstick20
#234blue plasma ball260
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#48booty chest charrrm382
#7bounty-hunting helmet4
#9bounty-hunting pants3
#14bounty-hunting rifle4
#5536box of sunshine5
#439brick88
#232broken carburetor1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#41bubbly potion432
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#968bunny liver1
#28burrowgrub hive5
#250calle de miel with a fly in it1
#98can cannon1
#14cannonball charrrm1,731
#38carob cannon2
#22charrrm bracelet18
#214cheap studded belt269
#998cheap toaster2
#230chocolate filthy lucre26
#303chrome crossbow2
#429chrome staff1
#276chrome sword3
#31clingfilm cap1
#11clingfilm slippers2
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#49cloudy potion396
#337clown hammer86
#377club necklace17
#195cocoa egg76
#884commemorative war stein1
#59cool mushroom45
#37copper ha'penny charrrm469
#180cymbal syrup75
#42dark potion441
#99deactivated MicroMechaMech2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#281defective skull85
#178delicious salad272
#910designer handbag2
🥇detour shield1
#464diamond necklace14
#422disturbing fanfic308
#190divine blowout118
#208divine can of silly string101
#247divine champagne flute36
#174divine champagne popper49
#200divine cracker40
#200divine noisemaker107
#237dope wheels3
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
#171double-ice cap1
#680drab sonata2
#260drum machine21
#980drywall axe9
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#31duct tape fedora2
#13duct tape shirt37
#232duct tape sword1
#64eXtreme nose ring5
#2347easter egg balloon8
#50effervescent potion381
#322effluvious emerald3
#296empty Cloaca-Cola bottle42
#210encoder ring95
#1693evil teddy bear4
#314explosion-flavored chewing gum92
#200extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#995facsimile dictionary7
#396fake fake vomit81
#287fake hand95
#923fancy opera glasses1
#119fat stacks of cash181
#149fertilized ghuol egg3
#726figurine of a charred seal2
#79figurine of a cold seal64
#209figurine of a shadowy seal6
#338figurine of a sleek seal6
#584figurine of a slippery seal1
#6figurine of a stinking seal172
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#44fizzy potion443
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#43flaming mushroom77
#305flashing novelty button4
#200flavored foot massage oil276
#63flypaper staff1
#228foam dart243
#71foon of fearfulness1
#66foon of fleshiness1
#67foon of foulness1
#66foon of frigidity1
#70foon of fulmination1
#93frigid mote8
#60frozen mushroom58
#242funky dried mushroom42
#2298fuzzy dice3
#616garish pinky ring5
#695gearbox necklace1
#159ghuol guolash75
#335giant designer sunglasses13
#817giant discarded bottlecap5
#1645giant discarded plastic fork3
#828giant discarded torn-up glove4
#1593giant pinky ring5
#284glacial sapphire2
#1209gloomy black mushroom2
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#394goat1
#80goulauncher1
#122grease gun1
#419green balloon5
#115green beer138
#141green candy heart248
#489green smoke bomb1
#70groovy prism necklace1
#4476grue egg2
#588grue egg omelette2
#296grumpy old man charrrm10
#68gummi bowtie1
#46hairy staff2
#88hamethyst earring2
#164hamethyst necklace3
#133hamethyst ring2
#3459handful of confetti5
#583heart necklace12
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1678heart of the volcano1
#60helm of the white knight1
#73holiday log4
#29hot cross bow2
#140hovering sombrero3
#63insane tophat1
#353insanely spicy bean burrito10
#75insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito26
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#401jazz soap73
#41jingle bell1
#380joybuzzer81
#722ketchup hound2
#499kickback cookbook1
#85kumquartz ring1
#144lavender candy heart244
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#212love song of disturbing obsession12
#215love song of icy revenge8
#218love song of naughty innuendo11
#211love song of smoldering passion12
#184love song of sugary cuteness19
#229love song of vague ambiguity10
#391lucky rabbit's foot17
#382lump of diamond5
#407magical ice cube with a fly in it73
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#238mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#66maple leaf18
#215marshmallow127
#71meatspout staff2
#48milky potion408
#108misfit dolly1
#188mood ring67
#43murky potion422
#860mushroom fermenting solution7
#213natty blue ascot2
#2031obsidian dagger5
#470oily golden mushroom1
#2233old sweatpants1
#187orange candy heart243
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#36pair of ragged claws9
#44palm-frond capris3
#53palm-frond cloak6
#88palm-frond whip2
#584panhandle panhandling hat1
#532pants of the Slug Lord7
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#48parasitic claw4
#77parasitic headgnawer2
#22parasitic strangleworm4
#69parasitic tentacles2
#282party hat10
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#133personal massager255
#271personalized coffee mug269
#1110pet rock6
#361pet rock "Groucho" disguise74
#276pet rock "Snooty" disguise106
#355pile of gold coins3
#177pink candy heart213
#94pink glowstick17
#23pink plastic baby23
#181pointy mushroom13
#234polka-dot bow tie2
#2214porquoise1
#81porquoise eyebrow ring2
#149porquoise necklace2
#132porquoise ring2
#849potato sprout2
#263pregnant mushroom1
#130pregnant oily golden mushroom1
#37projectile icemaker2
#247prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#106pulled porquoise pendant1
#93pulled porquoise ring1
#31purple glowstick27
#71red plastic baby8
#285rewinged stab bat2
#59ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#27ring of adornment31
#27ring of cold resistance34
#26ring of conflict29
#29ring of fire resistance28
#30ring of gain strength29
#317ring of half-assed regeneration10
#36ring of increase damage26
#100ring of teleportation1
#610roasted marshmallow36
#183rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#923roll of toilet paper54
#296round green sunglasses2
#1103rubber WWBD? bracelet7
#444rubber WWJD? bracelet16
#507rubber WWSPD? bracelet14
#500rubber WWtNSD? bracelet14
#362rubber emo roe89
#534rum barrel charrrm1
🥇rxr shield1
#446s'more2
#210sabre-toothed lime cub5
#86scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker302
#118scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker297
#129scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker276
#113scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker291
#100scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker269
#113scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker263
#29scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil184
#56sensitive poetry journal14
#77set of jacks2
#1160shiny ring17
#53shuddersword2
#361silver shrimp fork5
#39silver tongue charrrm418
#100six-rainbow shield1
#239slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#45smoky potion429
#28smoldering staff2
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#83solid baconstone earring1
#79solid baconstone necklace1
#101solid baconstone ring1
#1548solid gold bowling ball6
#38solid gold pegleg298
#786spade necklace9
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#417spark plug earring2
#138special sauce glove1
#2572spectre scepter5
#396spooky bicycle chain6
#322spooky mushroom185
#113spooky pirate skeleton13
#682spork1
#69squeaky staff1
#672squirming egg sac8
#281star starfish1
#482steamy ruby1
#136stick of "gum"14
#224stick-on eyebrow piercing246
#47stinky mushroom59
#820stone of eXtreme power7
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1111stuffed Baron von Ratsworth37
#878stuffed Cheshire bitten53
#578stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech76
#1226stuffed Meat34
#192stuffed alien blob29
#799stuffed angry cow59
#635stuffed astral badger74
#783stuffed baby gravy fairy63
#703stuffed cocoabo64
#334stuffed doppelshifter43
#783stuffed flaming gravy fairy62
#875stuffed frozen gravy fairy56
#263stuffed gray blob174
#606stuffed hand turkey75
#743stuffed key75
#689stuffed mind flayer69
#1076stuffed mink40
#1317stuffed monocle30
#1716stuffed ninja snowman1
#694stuffed scary death orb69
#592stuffed shoulder parrot37
#782stuffed sleazy gravy fairy61
#684stuffed snowy owl66
#812stuffed spooky gravy fairy60
#845stuffed stinky gravy fairy56
#1297stuffed teddy butler31
#1263stuffed tin of caviar33
#939stuffed treasure chest51
#811stuffed undead elbow macaroni60
#555stuffed yo-yo1
🥇styrofoam peanuts1
#91sucker hakama2
#80sucker kabuto2
#102sucker tachi2
#14sugar chapeau91
#20sugar shank91
#28sugar shield91
#16sugar shillelagh91
#18sugar shirt91
#17sugar shorts91
#21sugar shotgun92
#40swirly potion419
#171sword behind inappropriate prepositions2
#101sword of static2
#225tangarita with a fly in it1
#216tarrrnish charrrm12
#970tattered paper crown1
#295tawdry amethyst2
#1003teddy bear5
#869teddy borg8
#168throbbing rage gland2
#38tiny bottle of absinthe945
#365tiny plastic 11 Dealer2
#767tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf10
#670tiny plastic Axe Wound11
#448tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth10
#665tiny plastic Beelzebozo7
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#266tiny plastic Big Candy1
#495tiny plastic Black Knight14
#315tiny plastic Bonerdagon13
#308tiny plastic Boss Bat13
#444tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#826tiny plastic Cheshire bat21
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#616tiny plastic Crimbo elf16
#375tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer25
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#345tiny plastic Don Crimbo2
#283tiny plastic Felonia14
#283tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#447tiny plastic G Imp15
#377tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser18
#461tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester15
#460tiny plastic Hellion15
#328tiny plastic Iiti Kitty20
#335tiny plastic Knob Goblin King12
#331tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter19
#366tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl18
#327tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist20
#298tiny plastic Knott Yeti22
#85tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#402tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#195tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy31
#461tiny plastic Protagonist15
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#489tiny plastic Spam Witch14
#306tiny plastic Spunky Princess21
#366tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski12
#322tiny plastic The Man13
#309tiny plastic Trouser Snake22
#488tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo7
#319tiny plastic XXX pr0n20
#302tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#587tiny plastic accordion thief8
#1734tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#332tiny plastic angry bugbear20
#526tiny plastic angry goat31
#392tiny plastic anime smiley17
#347tiny plastic apathetic lizardman20
#307tiny plastic astronomer21
#889tiny plastic baby gravy fairy20
#721tiny plastic barrrnacle24
#305tiny plastic beanbat21
#649tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar7
#370tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball40
#347tiny plastic blooper19
#439tiny plastic brainsweeper16
#378tiny plastic briefcase bat17
#539tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#695tiny plastic cocoabo25
#730tiny plastic coffee pixie23
#264tiny plastic colollilossus1
#193tiny plastic conservationist hippy20
#594tiny plastic cubist bull12
#367tiny plastic demoninja18
#877tiny plastic disco bandit6
#508tiny plastic drunk goat14
#568tiny plastic fat stack of cash2
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#330tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus20
#658tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker11
#456tiny plastic fluffy bunny15
#629tiny plastic fruit golem11
#493tiny plastic fuzzy dice32
#712tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick24
#685tiny plastic ghuol whelp25
#587tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers12
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#394tiny plastic goth giant17
#589tiny plastic grue28
#296tiny plastic handsome mariachi21
#285tiny plastic hermit13
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#598tiny plastic howling balloon monkey28
#777tiny plastic killer bee22
#239tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box26
#764tiny plastic leprechaun23
#939tiny plastic levitating potato19
#392tiny plastic lobsterfrogman17
#699tiny plastic mosquito24
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#292tiny plastic ninja snowman23
#681tiny plastic pastamancer7
#505tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime33
#327tiny plastic sauceror12
#327tiny plastic scary clown20
#841tiny plastic seal clubber6
#362tiny plastic senile lihc18
#822tiny plastic skeletal reindeer2
#501tiny plastic smarmy pirate14
#338tiny plastic spiny skelelton19
#494tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton32
#391tiny plastic spooky vampire17
#629tiny plastic stab bat27
#730tiny plastic star starfish23
#335tiny plastic stocking mimic2
#535tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#764tiny plastic sweet nutcracker12
#331tiny plastic taco cat20
#440tiny plastic topiary golem15
#313tiny plastic trollipop1
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#557tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni13
#455tiny plastic warwelf15
#317tiny plastic whitesnake21
#590tiny plastic zmobie12
#337toast3,470
#1399toothsome rock5
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#1583towel2
#599tropical paperweight1
#52trousers of the white knight1
#442tube sock1
#417unearthly onyx1
#1131unstable DNA31
#194useless powder973
#565valuable trinket132
#40wad of cotton40
🥇wand of fudge control1
#103warm mushroom17
#453white balloon5
#155white candy heart261
#425whoopie cushion76
#89wiffle-flail1
#337wind-up chattering teeth94
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#335wreath of laurels2
#1157wrench bracelet1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#236x-ray specs95
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#243yellow candy heart209
#343yellow snowcone98

Wow, that's 31,085 items total!

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