| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2322 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #520 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #234 | figurine of a cold seal | 27 |
| #240 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #152 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| #171 | figurine of a stinking seal | 13 |
| #545 | filthy lucre | 69 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #16 | scintillating powder | 7 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #768 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |