| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1536 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #521 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1733 | duct tape | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #235 | figurine of a cold seal | 27 |
| #241 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #153 | figurine of a slippery seal | 11 |
| #172 | figurine of a stinking seal | 13 |
| #547 | filthy lucre | 69 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #16 | scintillating powder | 7 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2380 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #767 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |