| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #122 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #19 | big glob of skin | 11 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #317 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 10 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #185 | boulder | 11 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #59 | brown pixel | 31 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1066 | canteen of wine | 14 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #163 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 11 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1340 | delicious salad | 7 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #95 | drone self-destruct chip | 2 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #926 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #59 | essential cameraderie | 2 |
| #58 | essential soy | 2 |
| #70 | essential tofu | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #171 | fat bottom quark | 11 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #1271 | fruitcake | 12 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #111 | golden plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1070 | gray bow tie | 3 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1730 | herringcello | 6 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| #1197 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #554 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #91 | pixel cross | 10 |
| #107 | pixel holy water | 7 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #654 | pixellated candy heart | 17 |
| #166 | pixellated moneybag | 4 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #42 | poisonous caviar | 18 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #544 | quantum taco | 11 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #99 | respected companion biscuit | 3 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #917 | robotronic egg | 30 |
| #2092 | rogue swarmer | 25 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #160 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 11 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #81 | soyburger juice | 5 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #110 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #228 | space junk | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #64 | sun-dried tofu | 7 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #63 | trout fang | 4 |
| #343 | twitching claw | 12 |
| #1023 | unstable DNA | 38 |
| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #57 | wet venom duct | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |