| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #736 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #138 | Elder Turtle Shell | 12 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1144 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #658 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1285 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #133 | Nuclear Blastball | 15 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #150 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #739 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #882 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #118 | correction fluid | 9 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #89 | fish juice box | 18 |
| #873 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #143 | longhaired hippy wig | 4 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #83 | natty blue ascot | 4 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #123 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #122 | paint bomb | 10 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #496 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #73 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 12 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #401 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #111 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #206 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 8 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #9 | white pixel | 18,543 |
| #130 | willyweed | 9 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #635 | yeti fur | 109 |