| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #137 | Elder Turtle Shell | 12 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #133 | Nuclear Blastball | 15 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #734 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #118 | correction fluid | 9 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #89 | fish juice box | 18 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #143 | longhaired hippy wig | 4 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #83 | natty blue ascot | 4 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #123 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #122 | paint bomb | 10 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pin-stripe slacks | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #72 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 12 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #239 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 8 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #9 | white pixel | 18,543 |
| #130 | willyweed | 9 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #634 | yeti fur | 109 |