| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #409 | Gnollish pie server | 3 |
| #485 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 2 |
| #366 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 4 |
| #350 | Knob Goblin spatula | 17 |
| #963 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #800 | blackberry | 2 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #169 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #4674 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #476 | brown sugar cane | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #355 | can of Red Minotaur | 11 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #671 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1182 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #228 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #164 | honey-dew | 2 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #781 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #805 | jar of swamp gas | 16 |
| #1211 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #305 | kumquat | 1 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1379 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #558 | oversized pizza cutter | 6 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #563 | papaya | 16 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #257 | peach | 1 |
| #239 | pear | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #234 | plum | 2 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1277 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1456 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #188 | sea blueberry | 2 |
| #181 | sea broccoli | 2 |
| #174 | sea cauliflower | 2 |
| #166 | sea persimmon | 3 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #500 | spork | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #564 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #413 | stuffed astral badger | 99 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #204 | tortoise's blessing | 13 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |