| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #409 | Gnollish pie server | 3 |
| #486 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 2 |
| #365 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 4 |
| #350 | Knob Goblin spatula | 17 |
| #962 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #801 | blackberry | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #169 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #478 | brown sugar cane | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #353 | can of Red Minotaur | 11 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #668 | chopsticks | 2 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #227 | eggbeater | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #163 | honey-dew | 2 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #805 | jar of swamp gas | 16 |
| #1212 | joybuzzer | 12 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1381 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #556 | oversized pizza cutter | 6 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #562 | papaya | 16 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #233 | plum | 2 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #185 | sea blueberry | 2 |
| #180 | sea broccoli | 2 |
| #173 | sea cauliflower | 2 |
| #165 | sea persimmon | 3 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed astral badger | 99 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #204 | tortoise's blessing | 13 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |