| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #340 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #715 | candy stake | 9 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #569 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1000 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1449 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #565 | stringy sinew | 16 |
| 🥈 | studded leather boxer shorts | 49,190 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1015 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #1752 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #1184 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |