| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #45 | Bustle Hustler | 2 |
| #1090 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #22 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #188 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #501 | Crimbuck | 2,022 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #26 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #51 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #43 | Third Base | 2 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of whiskey | 26 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #323 | bread line | 3 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #80 | can of sterno | 3 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #119 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #9 | dingy planks | 1,000 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #12 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #22 | knight cookie | 8 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #41 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 2 |
| #109 | red ale | 6 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #202 | spangly mariachi pants | 2 |
| #108 | spangly sombrero | 6 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |