| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #46 | Bustle Hustler | 2 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #25 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #192 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #501 | Crimbuck | 2,022 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #25 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #53 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #45 | Third Base | 2 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #109 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #699 | bottle of whiskey | 26 |
| #4676 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #320 | bread line | 3 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| #81 | can of sterno | 3 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #123 | cookie cookie | 5 |
| #9 | dingy planks | 1,000 |
| #1934 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #13 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2041 | grue egg | 11 |
| #120 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #23 | knight cookie | 8 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #224 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #42 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 2 |
| #108 | red ale | 6 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #67 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #204 | spangly mariachi pants | 2 |
| #109 | spangly sombrero | 6 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |