| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #382 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #645 | Boss Bat britches | 23 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #426 | Drowsy Sword | 45 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #402 | Instant Karma | 15 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #599 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 45 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #238 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #281 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #522 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #887 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #846 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #320 | facsimile dictionary | 33 |
| #169 | figurine of a charred seal | 18 |
| #422 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #165 | figurine of a stinking seal | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #188 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #632 | grue egg | 42 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #932 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #748 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #365 | obsidian dagger | 45 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #445 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #339 | rusty chain necklace | 8 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #1141 | scroll of drastic healing | 4 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #103 | spark plug earring | 8 |
| #732 | spectre scepter | 45 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #680 | useless powder | 120 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #654 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #114 | woven baling wire bracelets | 8 |
| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |