| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #750 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #624 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #383 | Boss Bat bling | 9 |
| #646 | Boss Bat britches | 23 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #648 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #426 | Drowsy Sword | 45 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #397 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #344 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #409 | Instant Karma | 15 |
| #894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #603 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 45 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #240 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #703 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #280 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1222 | badass belt | 45 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #521 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #891 | bottle of goofballs | 29 |
| #4834 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #846 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #320 | facsimile dictionary | 33 |
| #169 | figurine of a charred seal | 18 |
| #423 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #165 | figurine of a stinking seal | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #189 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #372 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #636 | grue egg | 42 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #182 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #940 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #753 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #366 | obsidian dagger | 45 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #447 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #92 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #183 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 6 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #338 | rusty chain necklace | 8 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #548 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #1141 | scroll of drastic healing | 4 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #103 | spark plug earring | 8 |
| #734 | spectre scepter | 45 |
| #798 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #680 | useless powder | 120 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #115 | woven baling wire bracelets | 8 |
| #465 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |