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| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #489 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 2 |
| #183 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 49 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #143 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #729 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #134 | cheap wind-up clock | 7 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1206 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #1234 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #472 | drum machine | 6 |
| #1054 | duct tape | 19 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #447 | filthy lucre | 87 |
| #666 | flaming feather | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #592 | flirtatious feather | 4 |
| #585 | frightful feather | 5 |
| #671 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #92 | gauze shorts | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #597 | handful of sand | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #476 | iGoogly | 44 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1279 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #70 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 4 |
| #114 | ornate ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #512 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #652 | pool cue | 5 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1743 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1808 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1013 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #533 | theoretical string | 24 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #748 | toy hoverpad | 13 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #52 | turtle pheromones | 123 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #384 | wang | 3 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |