| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #491 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 2 |
| #184 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 49 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #143 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #731 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1206 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #134 | cheap wind-up clock | 7 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1204 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #1239 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #471 | drum machine | 6 |
| #1057 | duct tape | 19 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #448 | filthy lucre | 87 |
| #666 | flaming feather | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #592 | flirtatious feather | 4 |
| #586 | frightful feather | 5 |
| #671 | frozen feather | 3 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #92 | gauze shorts | 2 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #181 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #377 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #598 | handful of sand | 10 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #476 | iGoogly | 44 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1709 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #72 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 4 |
| #114 | ornate ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #527 | palm frond | 5 |
| #514 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #654 | pool cue | 5 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1742 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #1809 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #341 | rum barrel charrrm | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1335 | sawblade fragment | 41 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1012 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #533 | theoretical string | 24 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #748 | toy hoverpad | 13 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #52 | turtle pheromones | 123 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1818 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #385 | wang | 3 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |