| #373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #432 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #385 | Chroner | 52 |
| #28 | Cold One | 398 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuck | 68,770 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #40 | FDKOL commendation | 13,667 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #43 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,249 |
| #81 | Microplushie: Bropane | 141 |
| #98 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 42 |
| #195 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 30 |
| #237 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 11 |
| #72 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 121 |
| #141 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 108 |
| #191 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 7 |
| #56 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 97 |
| #67 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 198 |
| #321 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 22 |
| #225 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 52 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #206 | Red Rover BB gun | 19 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tuesday's ruby | 123,456 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #8 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 168 |
| #4 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 305 |
| 🥉 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 343 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #166 | bejeweled cufflinks | 24 |
| #39 | black-and-blue light | 1,287 |
| #40 | blue plasma ball | 1,290 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #79 | brick | 430 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #39 | cheap studded belt | 1,219 |
| #198 | club necklace | 26 |
| #294 | coconut shell | 179 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #342 | diamond necklace | 17 |
| #479 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 68 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #77 | fancy opera glasses | 50 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #29 | flavored foot massage oil | 1,383 |
| #37 | foam dart | 1,274 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #169 | giant designer sunglasses | 26 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #169 | haggis socks | 4 |
| #177 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 6 |
| #286 | heart necklace | 21 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #85 | personal massager | 529 |
| #26 | personalized coffee mug | 1,916 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #423 | radium-flavored potato chips | 101 |
| #352 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #198 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 27 |
| #117 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 37 |
| #168 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 29 |
| #178 | sack lunch | 50 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #35 | single atom | 527 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #27 | spaghetti breakfast | 732 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #34 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1,207 |
| #126 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 229 |
| #188 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 155 |
| #175 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 161 |
| #149 | stuffed Meat | 232 |
| #201 | stuffed angry cow | 160 |
| #193 | stuffed astral badger | 163 |
| #196 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 162 |
| #158 | stuffed cocoabo | 181 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #208 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 156 |
| #176 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 175 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed hand turkey | 179 |
| #77 | stuffed key | 438 |
| #214 | stuffed mind flayer | 148 |
| #156 | stuffed mink | 215 |
| #151 | stuffed monocle | 216 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #185 | stuffed scary death orb | 173 |
| #442 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 49 |
| #172 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 180 |
| #148 | stuffed snowy owl | 190 |
| #205 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 158 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #150 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 188 |
| #133 | stuffed teddy butler | 232 |
| #140 | stuffed tin of caviar | 223 |
| #75 | stuffed treasure chest | 446 |
| #170 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 174 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #385 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 101 |