| #373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #434 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #373 | Chroner | 52 |
| #30 | Cold One | 398 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuck | 68,770 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #40 | FDKOL commendation | 13,667 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #47 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,249 |
| #86 | Microplushie: Bropane | 141 |
| #101 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 42 |
| #198 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 30 |
| #239 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 11 |
| #73 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 121 |
| #142 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 108 |
| #193 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 7 |
| #58 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 97 |
| #69 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 198 |
| #325 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 22 |
| #227 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 52 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #206 | Red Rover BB gun | 19 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 12 |
| #325 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 12 |
| #533 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tuesday's ruby | 123,456 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #8 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 168 |
| #5 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 305 |
| 🥉 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 343 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #169 | bejeweled cufflinks | 24 |
| #42 | black-and-blue light | 1,287 |
| #40 | blue plasma ball | 1,290 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #79 | brick | 430 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #41 | cheap studded belt | 1,219 |
| #200 | club necklace | 26 |
| #301 | coconut shell | 179 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #343 | diamond necklace | 17 |
| #479 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 68 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #76 | fancy opera glasses | 50 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #31 | flavored foot massage oil | 1,383 |
| #39 | foam dart | 1,274 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #170 | giant designer sunglasses | 26 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #168 | haggis socks | 4 |
| #177 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 6 |
| #290 | heart necklace | 21 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #802 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #86 | personal massager | 529 |
| #27 | personalized coffee mug | 1,916 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #423 | radium-flavored potato chips | 101 |
| #352 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 18 |
| #199 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 27 |
| #120 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 37 |
| #171 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 29 |
| #179 | sack lunch | 50 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #35 | single atom | 527 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #1043 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #27 | spaghetti breakfast | 732 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #35 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1,207 |
| #128 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 229 |
| #194 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 155 |
| #179 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 161 |
| #152 | stuffed Meat | 232 |
| #205 | stuffed angry cow | 160 |
| #196 | stuffed astral badger | 163 |
| #198 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 162 |
| #162 | stuffed cocoabo | 181 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #211 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 156 |
| #180 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 175 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #169 | stuffed hand turkey | 179 |
| #78 | stuffed key | 438 |
| #219 | stuffed mind flayer | 148 |
| #157 | stuffed mink | 215 |
| #154 | stuffed monocle | 216 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #189 | stuffed scary death orb | 173 |
| #444 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 49 |
| #176 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 180 |
| #149 | stuffed snowy owl | 190 |
| #208 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 158 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #150 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 188 |
| #135 | stuffed teddy butler | 232 |
| #144 | stuffed tin of caviar | 223 |
| #77 | stuffed treasure chest | 446 |
| #174 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 174 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #385 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 101 |