| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #161 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 7 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1353 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #2226 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #53 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #2053 | brick | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #473 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #364 | empty agua de vida bottle | 574 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #208 | fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #17 | giant diamond ring | 8 |
| #754 | green clay bead | 5 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1016 | lead necklace | 3 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1555 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #945 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #887 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #337 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1876 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5336 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1686 | useless powder | 4 |
| #1510 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |