| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #371 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 12 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #93 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #479 | fancy bath salts | 15 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1970 | golden ring | 38 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1269 | roll of toilet paper | 25 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #855 | sawblade fragment | 53 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #482 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2617 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2970 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3196 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2690 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1256 | toy hoverpad | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #248 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |