| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #80 | basic meat sword | 4 |
| #389 | black sword | 5 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #905 | sunken chest | 5 |
| #192 | sweet ninja sword | 9 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #517 | vorpal blade | 6 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |