| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #81 | basic meat sword | 4 |
| #390 | black sword | 5 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #272 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #905 | sunken chest | 5 |
| #192 | sweet ninja sword | 9 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #518 | vorpal blade | 6 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |