| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #149 | bit of clingfilm | 25 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #380 | cheap studded belt | 101 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #714 | duct tape | 38 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #486 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #17 | figurine of a slippery seal | 101 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #709 | foam dart | 6 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #233 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #663 | personalized coffee mug | 38 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #695 | roasted marshmallow | 26 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #910 | spectre scepter | 35 |
| #457 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 63 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1862 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2661 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #1860 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #279 | turtle pheromones | 12 |