| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #652 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #148 | bit of clingfilm | 25 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #381 | cheap studded belt | 101 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #717 | duct tape | 38 |
| #809 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #425 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #487 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #17 | figurine of a slippery seal | 101 |
| #510 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #710 | foam dart | 6 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #1133 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #234 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #662 | personalized coffee mug | 38 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #254 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #696 | roasted marshmallow | 26 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #913 | spectre scepter | 35 |
| #458 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 63 |
| #2666 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1867 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2261 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2313 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2553 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2672 | stuffed tin of caviar | 4 |
| #1862 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #100 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #277 | turtle pheromones | 12 |