Doggie Bear

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#578'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign2
#14371-ball1
#6871337 7r0uZ0RZ5
#14262-ball1
#14563-ball1
#14734-ball1
#1285-Alarm Saucepan3
#14355-ball1
#14256-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
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#6269-ball1
#785ASCII shirt1
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#93Arrrmetia trading card2
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#308Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#2036Baron von Ratsworth's monocle5
#608Black No. 23
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1369Bonerdagon necklace5
#229Boris's key lime pie4
#924Boris's ring1
#468Boss Bat bling7
#140Boss Bat britches84
#676Brimstone Chicken Sandwich5
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#176Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#60Codpiece of the Goblin King65
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#227Cookbook of the Damned2
#887Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#331Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket2
#757Crown of the Goblin King33
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#313Divine1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#923Dolphin King's crown4
#577Double Bacon Beelzeburger8
#994Drowsy Sword14
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42Earring of Fire2
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#151Glass Balls of the Goblin King14
#633Gnollish flyswatter2
#594Gnollish pie server1
#726Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#947Goodfella contract2
#236Gordon Bennett1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#56Ice-Cold Beerring1
#211Inndya trading card1
#254Iron Beta of Industry38
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#213Jarlsberg's key lime pie4
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#632Knob Goblin spatula2
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#680Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet40
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#1201M-2421
#216MSG1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#308Mae West1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#401Manetwich1
#518Maxwell's Silver Hammer2
#403Meat detector1
#1962Mob Penguin cellular phone2
#851Mohawk wig2
#72Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#66Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#288Neuromancer1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#86Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#521Orange Star of Sacrifice4
#845Orcish baseball cap1
#794Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#568Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster12
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#573Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip3
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#447Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#461Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan3
#667Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap2
#358Pokëmann figurine: Moog2
#570Pokëmann figurine: Nothing2
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#262Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth3
#476Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf4
#468Pokëmann figurine: Twitter4
#689Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite2
#700Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth2
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#233Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#261Red Balloon of Valor1
#438Retenez L'Herbe Paté5
#100Ring of Fire1
#36Ring of the Sewer Snake2
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#222Sneaky Pete's key lime pie4
#737Supernova Champagne1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#102The Ring1
#209The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#938Travels with Jerry1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#72Unspeakable Earring1
#251Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#81Woldo trading card2
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#189Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#365a butt tuba1
#707a little sump'm sump'm1
#1029abominable snowcone4
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#91albatross necklace1
#706all-purpose cleaner1
#457ancient frozen dinner3
#671ancient protein powder1
#162ancient spice20
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#848annoying pitchfork2
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#254ant pick1
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#497antique packet of ketchup1
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#949antique spear1
#856arrrgyle socks1
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#58asbestos helmet turtle2
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#848atomic vector plotter2
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#251badass belt145
#367baggie of powdered sugar56
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#525ballroom blintz2
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#307bargain flash powder1
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#36barskin buckler2
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#88barskin loincloth1
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#144basic meat helmet1
#129basic meat pants1
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#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#606batblade2
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#643bed of coals1
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#788beertini1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#332black & tan5
#54black candygram1
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#450black forest ham2
#694black greaves1
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#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#336black pudding6
#523black shield2
#463black snowcone6
#727black sword1
#918black-and-blue light1
#395blackberry15
#159blended frozen swill1
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#873bloody beer2
#964bloody clown pants1
#377blue pixel potion1
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#582blue snowcone6
#333blundarrrbus1
#213bone collar1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#307bottle of black cat tonic1
#1329bottle of gin1
#266bottle of realpagne1
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#625broken sword1
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#96bubble bauble bow1
#94bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#467bungle in the jungle1
#117caipifruta1
#554can of Swiller1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2874candied yams1
#4788candy cane1
#3832candy stake1
#434carob chunk noodles3
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#1660cheap toaster1
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#409chocolate spurs1
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#1274chunk of depleted Grimacite5
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#3277club necklace1
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#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#435coffin lid2
#248cold hi mein1
#623cold ninja mask2
#883commemorative war stein1
#201cool mushroom wine1
#645copper ha'penny charrrm2
#850cornuthaum1
#952cranberries5
#523cruelty-free wine1
#299cup of primitive beer5
#180deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#810decorative fountain1
#314dehydrated caviar12
#175delectable catalyst1
#93demon buckler1
#164demonskin jacket1
#158demonskin trousers1
#356desiccated apricot13
#1597diamond necklace4
#851diamond-studded cane2
#157digital key lime pie7
#1849disco ball1
#1533disco mask2
#344dishrag1
#271distilled fortified wine10
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#170dry martini3
#1677drywall axe2
#517ducha de oro1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#781dusty bottle of Marsala5
#946dusty bottle of Merlot2
#931dusty bottle of Muscat2
#1062dusty bottle of Port1
#906dusty bottle of Zinfandel2
#1281dwarf bread1
#400eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
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#897eXtreme mittens1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2834eggnog1
#208enchanted bean burrito1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#542enchanted leopard-print barbell12
#2680evil teddy bear1
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#402eye-pod1
#1087eyepatch1
#806f3d0r42
#291false eyelashes1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2520fancy chocolate1
#1747felt3
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#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
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#266flute of flat champagne34
#632foolscap fool's cap2
#72foon of fearfulness1
#66foon of fleshiness1
#67foon of foulness1
#66foon of frigidity1
#70foon of fulmination1
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#428frilly shirt1
#826frilly skirt1
#597frozen nunchaku2
#3427fruitcake1
#134fruity girl swill1
#428furry pants1
#605fuzzbump1
#983fuzzy dice6
#642ga-ga radio1
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#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#983ghuol ears1
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#997ghuol guolash1
#257ghuol-ear kabob1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#1119giant needle2
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#289glob of green slime1
#108globe of Deep Sauce1
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#43jar of anniversary jam1
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#897leather mask1
#1235lemon1
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#1752length of string1
#670leotarrrd1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#513lihc eye pie2
#905lihc face1
#897lime1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
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#398long pork2
#378los chinos1
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#2077mafia aria1
#337magic whistle2
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#677maiden wig1
#195makeshift crane1
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#1299mariachi pants1
#1087marionette1
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#335meatcar model1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#671mesh cap1
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#898mind flayer corpse1
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#629ninja mop1
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#329ointment of the occult1
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#668oversized pizza cutter3
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#368philter of phorce1
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#251porquoise ring1
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#1714possessed top2
#1170potato sprout1
#389potion of temporary gr8ness1
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#93pulled porquoise ring1
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#1303rag doll1
#557ram stick1
#304raspberry1
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#1363ravioli hat2
#1732really dense meat stack1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
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#1646red striped oyster egg1
#774reodorant1
#417rewinged stab bat1
#373rib of the Bonerdagon5
#611rice bowl1
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#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#414ring of increase damage1
#454rockin' wagon1
#495roll in the hay1
#856royal jelly1
#3640rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3662rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3652rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
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#500rusty chain necklace4
#679rusty grave robbing shovel2
#761sabre teeth2
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#683safarrri hat1
#156safety vest1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#604sandwich of the gods12
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#1708saucepan1
#638sawblade shield3
#111scary death orb1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#213serpentine sword3
#227shiny hood ornament4
#412shock collar1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#253single-serving herbal stuffing1
#944skeleton key1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#547slap and tickle1
#232sleazy hi mein1
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#429slip 'n' slide1
#108smoldering box1
#1121snake1
#349snake shield1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1348sock monkey1
#1546solid gold bowling ball6
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#3322spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#417spark plug earring2
#1136sparkler1
#858spectral pickle7
#2133spectre scepter8
#158spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#625spiked femur2
#979spooky bicycle chain2
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#247spooky hi mein1
#1026spooky lipstick2
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#550spooky pirate skeleton1
#682spork1
#69squeaky staff1
#46stainless steel scarf32
#106stainless steel shillelagh19
#38stainless steel skullcap22
#28stainless steel slacks29
#59stainless steel solitaire19
#97stainless steel suspenders25
#150star boomerang1
#310star buckler1
#330star crossbow2
#422star hat2
#252star key lime pie2
#330star pants1
#133star spatula1
#190star staff2
#281star starfish1
#145star stiletto1
#420star sword1
#193star throwing star1
#482steamy ruby1
#943stick of "gum"1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#111sticky meat pants1
#232stinky hi mein1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#202stone banjo2
#389stone frisbee1
#889strawberry1
#699strawberry daiquiri1
#466strawberry wine1
#8938stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
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#8977stuffed astral badger1
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#8834stuffed cocoabo1
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
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#8981stuffed hand turkey1
#8915stuffed mind flayer1
#8943stuffed scary death orb1
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#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8894stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#174stuffed yo-yo4
#948stuffing9
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#766sucky decal1
#1226sunken chest1
#1239super-spiky hair gel2
#1487support cummerbund1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#308tangerine1
#384targeting chip1
#391tasty tart3
#401tawdry amethyst1
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#96teqiwila1
#438tequila sunrise1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#537thistle wine1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
🥇time sleigh1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#626tiny ninja sword1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3179tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3915tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3863tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#8255tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8179tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3957tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3914tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8154tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#2825tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8117tiny plastic mosquito1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2766tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8228tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic zmobie1
#1125tiny shaker of salt1
#873titanium assault umbrella2
#3083toast2
#546tofu casserole1
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#2813tofurkey leg1
#287tomato daiquiri5
#1868tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1404tooth1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#125tropical swill1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#225tube of cranberry Go-Goo1
#158tuning fork1
#1649twitching claw1
#277ultimate ultimate frisbee1
#417unearthly onyx1
#1969unstable DNA6
#135unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#1907useless powder1
#2410valuable trinket1
#668vampire collar1
#223vertebra of the Bonerdagon44
#321vial of patchouli oil1
#1044viking helmet1
#430vodka and cranberry3
#467vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#739vorpal blade2
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#586wang1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#792white Canadian1
#1159white candy heart1
#739white chocolate chip cookies1
#959white chocolate chips1
#403white satin pants7
#344white satin shield4
#854white sword1
#119wholeberd1
#512wicker shield1
#89wiffle-flail1
#415wine spritzer1
#1002wintergreen-flavored potato chips3
#615witch hat1
#567witty rapier1
#1079wolf mask2
#429wonderwall shield1
#208world's smallest violin2
#554worn tophat1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#527wrench bracelet5
#176yak anorak1
#80yak toupee1
#118yak whip1
#109yakskin buckler1
#106yakskin pants1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#706yellow candy heart18
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1778yellow snowcone3
#606yohohoyo1
#168yummy death watch beetle2
#51zen motorcycle1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 2,455 items total!

what items are this player missing?