| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1962 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #562 | Dolphin King's crown | 8 |
| #392 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 9 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #179 | Gnollish plunger | 16 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1,466 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #468 | asshat | 2 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #81 | bat guano | 263 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #151 | bloody clown pants | 54 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #209 | bum cheek | 102 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #214 | dirty hobo gloves | 124 |
| #179 | disease | 101 |
| #784 | disturbing fanfic | 68 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #241 | dried face | 15 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1200 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #598 | fetid feather | 4 |
| #408 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
| #209 | filthy corduroys | 43 |
| #253 | filthy knitted dread sack | 34 |
| #255 | filthy pestle | 10 |
| #318 | filthy poultice | 10 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #71 | fricasseed brains | 32 |
| #475 | funky dried mushroom | 9 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #294 | ghuol egg | 70 |
| #391 | ghuol egg quiche | 3 |
| #275 | ghuol guolash | 34 |
| #27 | ghuol-ear kabob | 71 |
| #1080 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #195 | gnoll lips | 21 |
| #417 | gob of wet hair | 27 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #238 | gremlin juice | 9 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #63 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 67 |
| #39 | lihc eye pie | 115 |
| #236 | lihc face | 26 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #64 | meat from yesterday | 57 |
| #298 | mind flayer corpse | 47 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #274 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #157 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 59 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #65 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 12 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #203 | rat appendix kabob | 6 |
| #1004 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #194 | reodorant | 58 |
| #1256 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2174 | sawblade fragment | 19 |
| #12 | scintillating powder | 8 |
| #1105 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #114 | shimmering tendrils | 6 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #437 | unidentified jerky | 12 |
| #1378 | unstable laser battery | 38 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |