| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #153 | "caramel" orange | 10 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #49 | Adventurer bobblehead | 4 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #546 | BURT | 9 |
| #51 | Baja sopapilla | 9 |
| #391 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #32 | Beach Buck | 348 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #425 | Blood Light | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #28 | Boltsmann ID badge | 2 |
| #422 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 3 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #106 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #226 | CRIMBCO mug | 66 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO wine | 47 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #69 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #51 | Coinspiracy | 313 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #339 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 3 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbo food scraps | 97 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #54 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 78 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbot battery | 18 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 19 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #186 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 9 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #50 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 2 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #1168 | Crimbuck | 430 |
| #117 | DUFRESNE Suds | 60 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #213 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 10 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #55 | Dust bunny | 100 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #43 | Elf Army machine parts | 67 |
| #85 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Elf Guard MPC | 35 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 2 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard strategic map | 5 |
| #82 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 10 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #33 | Freddy Kruegerand | 745 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #46 | FunFunds™ | 169 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #104 | Game Grid token | 66 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #379 | Goodfella contract | 77 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #77 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #152 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #312 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 41 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #928 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 28 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #101 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 29 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 3 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #264 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 3 |
| #273 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 3 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 2 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 5 |
| #158 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 5 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #413 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #312 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #166 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #514 | Schrödinger's thermos | 21 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #117 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 6 |
| #402 | Silver Bullet beer | 4 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #90 | Sogg-Os | 5 |
| #55 | Source essence | 590 |
| #51 | Spacegate Research | 40 |
| #7 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 6 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #648 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 8 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #82 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 15 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #1155 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #145 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #510 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1721 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #166 | Tiger-lily's milk | 10 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #91 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 2 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #144 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #154 | Trainbot optics | 2 |
| #151 | Trainbot plating | 2 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #145 | Trainbot servomotors | 2 |
| #66 | Trainbot slag | 102 |
| #156 | Trainbot tubing | 2 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #728 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #76 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #36 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 158 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #64 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #7 | alien sandwich | 82 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #250 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #42 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #86 | bath ball gift set | 43 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #133 | beavermouth | 49 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #73 | bishop cookie | 1 |
| #406 | bite-me-red lipstick | 25 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #227 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #367 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #238 | bone chips | 79 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #117 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #177 | bottle of Ooze-O | 8 |
| #351 | bottle of fire | 5 |
| #169 | boulder | 13 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #129 | bowl of mernudo | 4 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #44 | buffalo dime | 9 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #256 | cabooze | 2 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #95 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #11 | candied lime | 13 |
| #25 | candied sweet potatoes | 2 |
| #254 | candy cane | 148 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #26 | candy harmonica | 9 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #43 | chakra sludge | 28 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
| #37 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 3 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #31 | chocomotive | 12 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #32 | cinnamon machine oil | 531 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #28 | cloning kit | 91 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #233 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 7 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #94 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 11 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #32 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 17 |
| #27 | crystal Crimbo platter | 17 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #111 | crystalline cheer | 915 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #64 | das boot | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #89 | deep six-shooter | 2 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1604 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #496 | donated booze | 2 |
| #515 | donated candy | 1 |
| #515 | donated food | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #189 | dragon snaps | 8 |
| #40 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #66 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 144 |
| #93 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #36 | eau de mort | 1 |
| #38 | eelskin hat | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #306 | eggnog | 57 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #390 | electrical thingamabob | 6 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #926 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #201 | elven hardtack | 15 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #195 | elven squeeze | 18 |
| #990 | empty agua de vida bottle | 21 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #81 | executive mime flask | 15 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #254 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #236 | fat bottom quark | 5 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #12 | festive sausage | 108 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #91 | filet of The Fish | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #48 | fish scimitar | 2 |
| #140 | fishelada | 4 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #159 | flaming glowsticks | 3 |
| #38 | flamingo mallet | 1 |
| #107 | flan del mar | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #86 | fleshy putty | 17 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #164 | flower petal pie | 3 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #151 | freightcake | 6 |
| #102 | freshwater fishbone | 5 |
| #103 | fried air | 3 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #52 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 21 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #12 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 13 |
| #334 | fruitcake | 66 |
| #47 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 19 |
| #856 | fudgecule | 215 |
| #217 | funhouse mirror | 3 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #45 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 30 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #187 | ghost trap | 8 |
| #408 | ghostly body paint | 6 |
| #100 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #162 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #45 | gill rings | 1 |
| #138 | gingerbread bugbear | 180 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread nylons | 127 |
| #19 | gingerbread pirate | 13 |
| #60 | gingerbread wine | 1 |
| #81 | glob of salty molasses | 40 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #86 | glowing esca | 1 |
| #426 | gold wedding ring | 11 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #250 | gooified animal matter | 5 |
| #109 | gooified mineral matter | 20 |
| #231 | gooified vegetable matter | 6 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #45 | government | 4 |
| #185 | government cheese | 12 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #119 | green and red bean | 65 |
| #150 | green drunki-bear | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #513 | gyroscope | 5 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #31 | half double fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #15 | heavy-duty Crimbot aerial | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #1619 | herringcello | 9 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #998 | hobo nickel | 32 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #92 | honey stick | 6 |
| #158 | honey-drenched ham slice | 3 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #53 | hot wine | 4 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #36 | industrially-crushed ice | 104 |
| #71 | intact anemone spike | 97 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #75 | king cookie | 3 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #157 | lab-grown meat | 3 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #134 | leather bookmark | 2 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #659 | lollipop stick | 19 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
| #89 | lost elf luggage | 20 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #66 | lunar isotope | 1,711 |
| #29 | lynyrdskin breeches | 1 |
| #25 | lynyrdskin cap | 1 |
| #32 | lynyrdskin tunic | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #36 | military-grade peppermint oil | 18 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #117 | mime army wine | 3 |
| #115 | mime eraser | 5 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #86 | miniature dormouse | 2 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #148 | minin' dynamite | 4 |
| #33 | mint-condition magic wand | 2 |
| #99 | moist Crimbo spices | 70 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1662 | monomolecular yo-yo | 3 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #117 | mooseflank | 45 |
| #153 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 4 |
| #68 | motivational poster | 44 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #338 | necrotizing body spray | 21 |
| #11 | neg grog | 5 |
| #107 | nega-mushroom | 19 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #42 | negative lump | 4,454 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #33 | odd silver coin | 15 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #129 | ojo de pez burrito | 4 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #58 | overloaded micro-reactor | 99 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #1770 | penguin focaccia bread | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #126 | peppermint eel sauce | 57 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #46 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 16 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1618 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #43 | pie man was not meant to eat | 100 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #197 | pile of Trainbot parts | 6 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #56 | ping-pong ball | 373 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #151 | pixel cross | 4 |
| #159 | pixel holy water | 3 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #1167 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #80 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #227 | plastic cup of beer | 9 |
| #31 | plastic cup of flat beer | 15 |
| #233 | plastic ingot | 12 |
| #297 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #81 | poisonous caviar | 10 |
| #144 | poisonsettia | 7 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #214 | powdered donut | 6 |
| #154 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #7 | prescription teeth whitener | 21 |
| #440 | press-on ribs | 8 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #123 | projectile chemistry set | 10 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
| #639 | quantum taco | 7 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #202 | raisin | 2 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #53 | red and white claret | 9 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #15 | red white and blue claret | 2 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #34 | replica bat-oomerang | 24 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #119 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 3 |
| #73 | roasted marshmallow | 437 |
| #52 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 10 |
| #48 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 12 |
| #48 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 15 |
| #43 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 15 |
| #23 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 57 |
| #34 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 28 |
| #17 | robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. | 1 |
| #11 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 102 |
| #58 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 9 |
| #44 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 18 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #27 | rook cookie | 5 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #7 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 122 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #79 | runny icing | 89 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #104 | salt plum | 67 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #78 | salty gumdrop | 41 |
| #44 | sandpaper | 3 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #38 | sea cowboy hat | 1 |
| #19 | sea holster | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #47 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #58 | slow jam collection | 52 |
| #222 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #23 | smiley-face sticker | 2 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #92 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 71 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #326 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #44 | special edition Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #30 | spiritual eggnog | 6 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #240 | spooky sap | 43 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #23 | stale cheer wine | 73 |
| #28 | stealth bomber | 3 |
| #32 | steamed oyster | 109 |
| #54 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 17 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
| #50 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 18 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #107 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 10 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #8 | sugarplum ration | 121 |
| #89 | sundae ration | 2 |
| #68 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 46 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #254 | throwing bone | 3 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #93 | tiny bomb | 42 |
| #191 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #51 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #50 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1446 | toy hoverpad | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #50 | transparent pants | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #88 | universal biscuit | 23 |
| #1110 | unstable DNA | 32 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #290 | warbear beeping telegram | 4 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #194 | warbear gyrocopter | 5 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #117 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 10 |
| #75 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 14 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #493 | warbear whosit | 57 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #116 | waterlogged cloth | 8 |
| #143 | waterlogged leather | 4 |
| #105 | waterlogged metal | 9 |
| #111 | waterlogged stuffing | 9 |
| #97 | waterlogged wood | 3 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #67 | wet venom duct | 6 |
| #47 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 12 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #96 | whalesteak | 2 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #950 | wolfman mask | 2 |
| #428 | wooden block | 7 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #172 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #145 | yule gruel | 3 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |