| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #1251 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1033 | Crimbo candied pecan | 5 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #921 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuck | 4,911 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #601 | Schrödinger's thermos | 16 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #348 | bag of bones | 4 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #414 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #393 | bone chips | 35 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #3881 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #329 | divine champagne flute | 16 |
| #279 | divine cracker | 15 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #611 | empty agua de vida bottle | 185 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #1014 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #39 | eye of newt | 538 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #446 | flavored foot massage oil | 65 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #204 | floaty sand | 105 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #383 | fossilized limb | 20 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #271 | fossilized spike | 16 |
| #229 | fossilized spine | 8 |
| #503 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #323 | fossilized wing | 10 |
| #279 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #348 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #740 | mummy costume | 6 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #679 | personalized coffee mug | 33 |
| #788 | petrified wood | 5 |
| #1003 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #902 | pumpkinhead mask | 4 |
| #459 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #1054 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #251 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 35 |
| #260 | slimy sweetbreads | 34 |
| #355 | slow jam collection | 12 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #115 | tiny slimy cyst | 13 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #364 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #465 | unstable laser battery | 64 |
| #806 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #387 | volcanic ash | 8 |
| #1067 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |