| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |