| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #352 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #211 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #772 | reodorant | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #444 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |