| #1137 | Angry Farmer candy | 26 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #578 | Gnollish pie tin | 2 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #181 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 33 |
| #216 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 29 |
| #206 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 27 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #210 | Knob Goblin visor | 32 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #637 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 30 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #550 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 49 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #334 | antique greaves | 19 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #339 | antique helmet | 19 |
| #293 | antique shield | 26 |
| #334 | antique spear | 20 |
| #30 | asparagus lo mein | 13 |
| #1042 | awful poetry journal | 26 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #324 | broken sword | 8 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #979 | chaos butterfly | 42 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #1212 | disturbing fanfic | 16 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #661 | dry noodles | 37 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #848 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #197 | fermenting powder | 16 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #841 | furry fur | 30 |
| #636 | giant needle | 26 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #652 | heavy D | 36 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #222 | hill of beans | 115 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #85 | knob bugle | 21 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #914 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #342 | meat stack | 104 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #662 | original G | 33 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #311 | pitchfork | 8 |
| #739 | plot hole | 43 |
| #705 | probability potion | 20 |
| #685 | procrastination potion | 26 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #244 | snarling wolf shield | 3 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #96 | stolen office supplies | 64 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #908 | thin black candle | 49 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #895 | tires | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #786 | tomato | 11 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #538 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #242 | useless powder | 678 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1029 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #938 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #676 | wolf mask | 11 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |