| #1137 | Angry Farmer candy | 26 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #461 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #577 | Gnollish pie tin | 2 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #181 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 33 |
| #216 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 29 |
| #206 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 27 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #216 | Knob Goblin visor | 32 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #638 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 30 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #550 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 49 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #335 | antique greaves | 19 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #341 | antique helmet | 19 |
| #294 | antique shield | 26 |
| #336 | antique spear | 20 |
| #31 | asparagus lo mein | 13 |
| #1042 | awful poetry journal | 26 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #325 | broken sword | 8 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #979 | chaos butterfly | 42 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #1212 | disturbing fanfic | 16 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #664 | dry noodles | 37 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #203 | fermenting powder | 16 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #841 | furry fur | 30 |
| #637 | giant needle | 26 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #462 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #653 | heavy D | 36 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #222 | hill of beans | 115 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #85 | knob bugle | 21 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #588 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1234 | lemon | 1 |
| #912 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #340 | meat stack | 104 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #941 | orange | 1 |
| #662 | original G | 33 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #312 | pitchfork | 8 |
| #738 | plot hole | 43 |
| #706 | probability potion | 20 |
| #687 | procrastination potion | 26 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #244 | snarling wolf shield | 3 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #444 | spray paint | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #97 | stolen office supplies | 64 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #908 | thin black candle | 49 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #787 | tomato | 11 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #242 | useless powder | 678 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1027 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #675 | wolf mask | 11 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #354 | yak skin | 1 |