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| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #196 | BURT | 149 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
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| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
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| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #135 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 95 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #299 | blue class ring | 10 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #26 | brains casserole | 37 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #71 | bugbear purification pill | 7 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #353 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #20 | coconut shell | 4,791 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #85 | dead lights pie | 2 |
| #148 | delectable catalyst | 2 |
| #95 | drone self-destruct chip | 2 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #208 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #45 | figurine of an armored seal | 10 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #6 | flirtatious feather | 2,544 |
| #64 | fricasseed brains | 37 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #108 | good brain | 437 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1232 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #108 | liver and let pie | 2 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #52 | pacification grenade | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #650 | portable photocopier | 9 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #9 | ring of teleportation | 54 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1674 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2782 | stuffed monocle | 3 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #146 | three-tiered wedding cake | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #167 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 37 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #20 | turtling rod | 10 |
| #552 | useless powder | 186 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #304 | white class ring | 26 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |